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Agreed. Head Ballistics Officer or somesuch.

How old am I exactly at this point?

Roughly equivalent to a kindergartener.

I am disturbed at how quickly you responded and with how much detail.

Celestia was blotting out the sun for 72 hours last I checked.

Besides, he couldn't be more of a prick than YHWH. It's simply not possible.

I am SO sigging this.

Use gear, artifacts and team to go on and kill the Greater Demon Kings, hopefully sowing disorder and chaos among the demons.

[4] You manage to invade the planetary palace. [3v2] A Greater Demon King has been killed! Well done!

Meditate. Attune self to the universal flow of energy

[6] You are swept away in the tide. On the bright side, you're really powerful; on the dark side, you're handicapped by having to go with the flow.

Improve antidemon spell on Mobius.

[5] Now nothing Evil can approach! Wait. You're a demon. You get fired off into Pandesmonium, where your loyalty to your banished lord Trigon has not gone unnoticed...

Summon Ares.

[4] What!? Oh! Oy, prick! What're you doing in this nice little universe!?
((These God voices are fun.))

NO, IMPEDE XANTALOS. DO IT BEFORE MY OTHER ACTION. STOP THAT IDIOT.

Um. Okay...

Follow Harry.
Also,convince guards to join.

You follow Harry. [4] You convince the human guards to join the Resistance!

Respawn as a space whale.

[4] You're drifting near Lurra.

Summon Shiva the destroyer. 

[4-1] Hm? Oh, hey Ares.[/color] Let me handle this prick! Sure. I'll watch.[/color]

Get older, distribute leaflets for a free Anticithon in addition to my studies.

[3] You're a little older, [1] and the demons jump you.

A bunch of people start arguing about multi-pantheon theology.

Ask YHWH for help and promise I'll serve as his champion.

[6] Sure, kid. Hey, um...your dad...wasn't your dad...

Raise an army and push back the demon hordes.

[3] You convince some other people to try and revolt, despite having halted the previous Resistance.

GM TURN:
Leave me along for five minutes! YHWH tries to eliminate the demonic hordes, [4+3v5+5] but fails.
Moron!! You should have killed the demons when Trigon, the triangles, AND the Trinity were opposing them!
The Trinity has no Biblical basis and you know that!
...And THAT'S what you're complaining about?
Oh, shut up, you heathens.
You dare call be a heathen to THE FACE OF A PAGAN GOD!?!?!
Hey, Romero and Julienne, the demons are invading Heaven. Successfully.
It's Romeo and--wait, what?
THAT'S the FIRST thing you bring up!?
Romero the zombie guy, Julienne the method of chopping fries, and demons have taken over Heaven.
...
...
Can I destroy something yet?
NO!
YEESS!!!
((You have no idea how much fun that was to write.))

GM SUGGESTIONS:
-Join forces. Doomblade's resistance and Harry's Bunch could gain a lot by joining forces, once they spread to each others' planets, and they could use the help of others. Or, start your own alliances against people. You could even recruit NPCs!
-Get more personal power. At this point, the main adversaries are YHWH and a bunch of demons who control the whole universe. You need all the power you can get.
-Suck up to the Powers-That-Be. It's like Join Forces, except with a better chance of success!
-Derm EVERYTHING. It couldn't hurt.
-Summon more gods. See above, and it's really fun. Just try to vary it a bit more.

Well according to this manual on Oozes, Swarms, and Grey Goo, the ASCII swarm has *rolls* spread to the edge of the town and is consuming livestock. Have fun with that!

Wait. Animalmen retain their animal traits. Sheep have the Livestock trait.
...The ASCII swarm is eating the townsfolk!

Celestia...how much of the world are you shutting off the light for?

My character sees a pile of sand and a robe. That looks pretty darn dead to him.

I'm trying to not metagame here.