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...Okay, once I get some "police" I know who I'm sending them against.

Artistic license?

Search for Feudalism Rethought. That will tell you all you need to know, including why it failed.

Become adult.
thank YHWH for..something good.
also, help defend against deamons.

[6] You become an old man. [2] I don't buy it.[/color] [2] You don't help.

Become leader of Mobius-Osmites through use of my limited swarm control. Murder lots and lots of demons in holy crusade afterwards.

The Osmites aren't triangles. [5] You convince the triangles to kill a bunch of demons, though.

Make antidemon field around Mobius.

[3] You inscribe a spell of warding around both side of Mobius. That should keep the demons away. Except the weak or really string ones. And it won't help with the daemons and mortal servants. It's a start.

Forge a masterpiece sword. Sell/give to leader to curry favor.

[6] You unleash a laugh, fell and terrible! Your chief seems impressed. (Incidentally, I've decided you're an antihuman, because they're the ones most likely to use swords.)

Become catperson on the human homeworld. Become celebrity because of exotic nature.

You're already a catperson, but you [6] make it to Huma! Oh, wait, that's where the zombies and a bunch of daemons and demons are.

Respawn as a human

[1] You are now a mite.

Pray to YHWH and ask him to stop the corruption of my greatest creation the Persean Devas because they were supposed to bring balance to the demons.

What are you talking about?

Wait, isn't YHWH Jehovah? STONE THEM. STONE THEM ALL.
>Preach the Word of our lord after getting a bit older of course.

[2] You're not old enough to talk yet.

GM TURN:
The demons [3] convert about 50 million more zombies into Death Daemons, [3v1+1] start to retake Lurra from Trigon, and ship about 75 million Death Daemons to Sanctuary.
Trigon [5+1v3] beats back the demons and sends troops to guard Mobius.
The triangles [4] kill many demons and the like.
YHWH [1+3v5] fails to banish Trigon. He then banishes the triangles.

We haven't given him any proof we're no a demon, and an apprentice who summons a demon in an isolated laboratory when his master's away isn't thinking things through...Besides, we're a Trickery Demon. Tricking people is our thing.

...
First problem that comes to mind is that Foghorn isn't very well-liked.Second problem is that we don't have access to suits or ties of any color. Third problem is, that plan's insane.

Also, lightning is hot enough to burn you. If nothing else, your...floatie colony member will probably pop.

"Dammit! Misfire!"

Remove bandages.

((How familiar are you with TF2?))