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Messages - GreatWyrmGold

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Bob our head up and down.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll To Wasteland
« on: December 29, 2012, 11:01:35 am »
((I'm not doing it on purpose! You have to admit, though, seeing as those actions were usually to harm or kill me I was perfectly justified in interrupting them.
Interestingly, despite my attempt to make an antihero, I might be playing the most moral guy yet. The only guys I tried to kill were jerk cannibals.))
Not cannibals-cannibals.But think what you might of them.
They were shamans making some-sort-o ritual.
Unless I misread, they were still cooking someone. That's still evil.

STOP the interruptions!
But zap-zap is not good for you!
Edit:hes like one of those batteries that go bad and zap for no reason.
Except demon-powered and apologetic.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 14: What are you Doing?
« on: December 29, 2012, 11:00:14 am »
Lead the rebellion. Rage against the heavens.
No one can even understand the cockroach.

Transform into The Thing
Search for something to assimilate

[5] You become a magical Thing. [6] You find YHWH, who turns you into a little girl and sends you home. You were a nice thing, so I made you the daughter of an important human family. Try not to screw up this time...

Forge a masterwork sword.
[3] You forge a crude sword. Not your best work. Well, it is, but still.

>Be anti-human jesus. Baby jesus.
>Imply this is regular RTD now.
[5] People believe you are the Son of their God. And no, still minimalist! Just very complicated minimalist.

Attempt to regain immortality via unholy alliance with pantaloons!
[2-1] They just eat you. YHWH puts you in the form of a dog.

Find a way to telepathically control triangle swarms.
[4-1] You can control them if they're nearby and you just want them to kill something.

Grow into adult and see if on lurra
[3] You grow into an adolescent. You're on Huma's moon, actually, which is being invaded by demons.

Do Trigons bidding.
I'M GLAD YOU ACCEPTED MY OFFER.

Act in a play about how I have helped the universe.
[3] It's a mediocre job at best.

GM TURN:
The Pantaloons rampage across Lurra, killing [2] a couple dozen people.
The demons send in 5,000 Filth Demons against Huma's moon, [2] causing a siege. They also try to corrupt the zombies; [3] 50 million are now Death Daemons. Oy vey, the demons have a new source of minions...They also head through the wormhole to Sanctuary, [4v1] corrupting the 28 Persean Devas there into Persean Devils, which are much the same but evil, and conquer the crustacean people.
Trigon gives missions to his most powerful servants. ShadowDragon is to [5] go to Mobius and stop the demons from corrupting the Osmites.
YHWH shakes His head. He also creates Heaven.

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Trig is unconscious and the others are already in the briefing room.

Mayfair-R-FUN-1 finds where he was, and finds the paper.

Trig-R-HPY is not dead. That's the good news.

The others read in the briefing room.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll To Wasteland
« on: December 29, 2012, 10:35:14 am »
((I'm not doing it on purpose! You have to admit, though, seeing as those actions were usually to harm or kill me I was perfectly justified in interrupting them.
Interestingly, despite my attempt to make an antihero, I might be playing the most moral guy yet. The only guys I tried to kill were jerk cannibals.))

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Not dead.
« on: December 29, 2012, 10:34:36 am »
Close, very close. Though it will be more convoluted and over complicated than that. I don't do evil unless I can make it far harder for all involved than it really needs to be.
((Is that not the definition of evil?))
You are correct, that is not the definition of evil.

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Yeah, people die a lot. Why do you think you get six clones?

Trig-R-HPY keeps looking for a briefing room. For an example of his level of success, please view the last turn. since he got wounded by various weaponry, he is now incapacitated. Don't worry, medical aid is on the way! Unless someone kills you while you're unconscious.

Mayfair walks...so tempting to say he walks into a wall...down the corridor and starts asking for directions to the cafeteria. While most people are a bit terrified of his appearance, he manages to find an area he knows pretty well and reaches the cafeteria without destroying too many doorways.

Fun-R-THN finds ---- and enters the room.

Cat-R-URS finishes her reading and hands it to the newcomer.

So...we pretty much just need Dariush's action...

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll To Wasteland
« on: December 29, 2012, 10:23:40 am »
..."Another place I'm being unjustly thrown from...where's a more tolerant region?"

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: [Suggestion Game] Demon
« on: December 29, 2012, 10:22:56 am »
I agree with Dariush, actually, unless we're compelled to follow the summoner's command.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll To Redshirt
« on: December 29, 2012, 10:22:17 am »
You're three feet and two shoes too much.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll To Wasteland
« on: December 29, 2012, 10:21:53 am »
Explain self.
"It's not me, it's the demons. You think it's cool, being able to do that kind of crap? It's not. It never works how you want it to, I'm damned from birth from these damn demons, everything around me rots and decays quickly..."

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Evolved: The First Step
« on: December 29, 2012, 10:19:22 am »
Gob takes the hammer, then charges to the fly. He rams at the fly and knocks him down. He then swings with the hammer at the exposed flesh, which needs 2. He rolls 4+2+1 and smashes the flesh, splattering it all apart and break it's lungs.
Flies don't have lungs!

Anyways...
Secrete material for and form some blades for the others.
"Hey guys, my name's Lowell Becker. I used to do engineering around here; my specialty was in making cheap engineering work well. Now I'm here and can do this. What're your names, what can you do, and who wants a knife?"

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll To Redshirt
« on: December 29, 2012, 10:14:40 am »
Cool, I have a Medigun?
Locate the guy with the biggest weapon. Start overhealing him.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Not dead.
« on: December 29, 2012, 10:12:37 am »
...You're going to throw someone into a volcano?

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