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I don't have any gold you could get by threatening or killing me.
Anyways, I recently transferred most of my assets into gemstones, platinum, enchanted items, and a mutual fund.

CRUSH THE SINGULARITy

Quote from: Xantalos on December 27, 2012, 04:20:06 pm

CRUSH THE SINGULARITy

CRUSH THE CRUSHED SINGUARITY

Quote from: Xantalos on December 27, 2012, 04:20:06 pm

CRUSH THE SINGULARITy

Stop this.

Decompress the singularity.

[4+1-2] The singularity is compressed somewhat.

Create a race of creatures capable of living in a vacuum and surviving a black hole

[2] No dice. Pun intended.

Set everything on fire.

[6] Everything burns. You just killed everyone.

Make hell.

[4] Just in time, a bunch of souls are clamoring to get in.

Fight the power. Become the power.

[2] Not that I know what power you're going for anyway.

Have humans advance to space faring levels.
Also make more planets and solar systems in trash dimension.

[6] The human souls in Hell, halfway warped into demons, now have spacefaring capabilities and the ability to slip between dimensions as you kinda do!
[3] You make a cloud of asteroids in the Trash Dimension.

Convert singularity into Big Bang. Set myself up as god.

[6] The singularity explodes! It destroys all dimensional barriers! Hell is leaking into the universe proper! Okay then. [5] The semidemons, the only living things, believe you are their god.

Create Universe with lots of planets.

[3] You create a new dimension with a single planet, Sanctuary.

No, I would say, "I told you so."
You know what? You're not in worse than you were before.

I can try, but i dont have any thing to heal him with, and itll probably do more harm than good.

"Shame. We really need a healer..."
Look at the sky, expecting or hoping for someone to drop out of it again.

Argue that, since I improved our profit margins drastically, I should be in line for a promotion.
Additionally argue that we can't run out of space, since the Plane of Death is infinite and featureless.
Try to avoid killing more people.
Hope for a promotion.

Some magical creatures should be small enough, right?

Bite the tax collector if he shows up, pretending to be a wild animal and not a probably illegal pet.