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Maybe he could be one of the NPCs we hired?
Hm...if he wanted to be a kobold or something, he could be someone my tribe sends over...

Name: Phiali Heavenchanter
Gender: Male
Age: 32
Former Profession: Soldier
Backstory: Phiali was once a mere soldier from a distant land. You can tell that he is not from Tezelom by his green hair¹ and very dark skin. He was sent to attack a neighboring land from his home, far to the south of Teselom. His regiment was slaughtered, but Phiali survived; he didn't know how. Phiali awoke in an oasis, far from the jungles he was raised in. He followed a voice; he learbed the True Teachings. Phiali took his daraje² and snapped off the blade, leaving it behind to rust. Phiali hiked north many moons, until he founf Teselom, the Chosen Land.
New god: Vengeful, Likes water, Dislikes war

¹Dyed, if you prefer realistic hair colors.
²A spearlike weapon with a blade more like a sword's and a curved haft; typically used to combat mounted enemies.

Advantages and Disadvantages:
Toughened: +1 to rolls to avoid dying.
Saved: +1 to rolls involving faith.
Moved: +1 to rolls involving speaking, when telling the truth.
Foreign: Xenophobes will distrust Phiali.
Pacifist: Phiali will never intentionally start a fight or hurt anyone.

Everything OK?

Name: Greiwurgoul

Action: Purr/Roar at the child.

...the ONE time I succeed...

Wake up!

Engrave on planets.

[6] All planets are given heavy marks, down to the magma. [6,3,4; all -1] Dertaka crumbles into a bunch of rocks and a ball of magma, forming a lifeless moon and a bunch of rings for the Furmeans. Aside from some Dertakans, everything on Dertaka dies. Toh isn't doing so well, either; its crust is crumbling some.
Oops.

Begin collapsing portions of the hydrogen cloud.
AND LET THERE BE MORE LIGHT!

[6] You create a black hole. Smooth.

THROW IRON INTO COLLAPSING SPHERES.

[2] Not enough iron.

Create galaxies.
Fill them with a couple of races. Including humans.

[1] You create another black hole. You decide to be a benevolent being and not create a couple of races for the exclusive purpose of throwing them into a supermassive black hole.

Speed up hydrogen clumping sufficiently to cause nuclear fusion. Make it long-term sustainable.

[4] You create some stars.

Create the big bang.

[5] You create a massive BANG, spreading more hydrogen, helium, and lithium into the universe.

Create a vast ring of metal encicling around the sun

There are now 5 stars. Picking one at random, you [2] create a ring of helium around it.

Make the edge of the universe connect to the indside of it in mindbending ways.

[3] The universe is now...I'm not sure what you'd call it. It's like a torus, but the inner edge is connected to the outer edge. It's like a hypersphere or something. Let's go with that. It's not too mind-bending, though. Interaction with the singularity means that the universe is essentially a massive pit, in which you end up back where you start no matter which direction you go. Infinitely finite.

Oh, right.  That second guy is me, huh.  Guess Grek can't really do much besides light me on fire.

...Do you want me to set you on fire?

Test fire breath on lines to see what happens. Unless Sarron indicates a desire to be burnt.

Rox isn't even here...