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I will get dressed, head out the door, grab breakfast, and head to my laboratory.

Create hydrogen in the void. Create lots and lots and lots of it.

[4] Hydrogen spreads out through the void, clumping in some places.

Grow  larger, MUCH LARGER. MUHAAHAHAHA

You don't have an actual physical form, so...sure.

Fuse the other universal edges together to turn the torus into a Klein Bottle.

[1] You trap yourself in a Klein-bottle alternate dimension. Then a garbage can and a nonut hit you in the metaphysical head.

Make oxygen.

[4] Oxygen created.

Make habital planet.

[3] You create a planet which would probably be habitable, if it was near a source of heat and light. I'll call it...Toh.

Create intelegent life on planets.
Also make more solar systems.

[5] You create a whole ecosystem of aliens--two, in fact. The Dertakans are trolls made of fire who have large litters. The Furmeans are thin, with slug-like bodies and specialized limbs. Other notable species on both worlds (which share species other than their races) include a race of spindly creatures who reproduce asexually and are symbiotic with plants; one-eyed bears which reproduce quickly and have four tentacles coming out of their backs; cantankerous cattle made of earth and stone; a small dolphin-like creature with a complicated life cycle; and a race of clumsy fish with stinger-tails and stubby arms for pectoral fins, probably explaining the clumsiness. Phew. I'll...I'll let other people name these species.

Make another attempt at this Pocket Dimension thing

You notice a Klein dimension. [5] Now it can only be entered! You toss the nonut and garbage can in celebratoraly!

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Would the troll be useful to train your military or would it be to powerful? I kinda want to know because in my game I've got lots of trolls (there's over 20 in my pit) that came as an invasion and I want to get rid of them in an efficiently manner.

wouldn't it be possible to carve the sides of the pit into arrow slots?  Just don't allow the archers to shoot across from one side to the next.

I can already shoot into the pit from above and because the siege token isn't showing it means that the goblin archers in the pit won't fire back

No, it just means the siege was broken.

It's as normal as anything is in DF.

Of course, you'd want some indication of what was there, for reasons mentioned above.

Your fort is being flooded, there's a steel titan rampaging through the fort, half you dwarves are at a wedding, and the other half are at a memorial service. Sounds like Fun to me.

"So, Urist, I heard you got married a few months ago. How was it?"
"Horrible. I didn't even get to kiss the bride."
"Why not?"
"People from the memorial services down the hall trampled her."
"What?"
"They were fleeing from a giant steel theropod with four arms."
"..."
"Its dust didn't help her health, either."

I vote that, if we can figure out how to get around the lack of flight issue, we go for the birds.