((You earn them by assimilating people.))
Xantalos Mercer retroactively gains the power Muscle Mass!
Shove end of artillery piece down primordial being's throat, then fire.
[5v1+3] You shove it down its throat. You hear muffled screaming. [3v2+2] The Primordial Being trembles a bit, then is still.
Respawn. kick a Xantalos head (one lying around) towards Xantalos's head (the one on his shoulders).
[6] You get a magical amulet which has a picture of a black blade on it. [6] You kick Xantalos's head at Xantalos. [4] He dodges, and the head ricochets around to hit you in the head. Lethally. Respawn?
Come back in as a half-dwarf, half-goblin, all monstrosity.
Reread the OP. You're still alive. Just bound.
Respawn, thinking of Super Mutants and kittens.
[3] You have a kitten. Aww...
Place the power to respawn into the machine
No, said power isn't present.
"Not your fault. Chicken tends to be of a low quality. Now, what to do about that hand..."
>Look around for suitable replacement materials. Stuff them in the machine.
>Oh, are guys super-hero's now? Good for them. Observe surroundings. Detail them,
Replacement for what?
Respawn thinking of protective gear. Use it.
[2] You get a condom...You decide not to use it.
GM Turn:
A big battle erupts.
On one side are the Canadian heroes, who have teamed up with Dr. Universe and Xantalos Mercer.
On another are Spiderwyrm and The Primordial Being.
Alexandarius and misko stand on a third.
Bladedoomed is on a fourth, once he respawns.
[3+2v5+3v6+1v4] Obviously, Bladedoomed dies again. Less obviously, Green Gable and Katt die.
Anyone want to join the battle? Just choose a side!