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In small-scale conflicts, organization is at best a minor advantage. It's probably not worth using a dwarf for standard-bearing or drumming, especially given the morale drop from said dwarf dying.

You're thinking small. Why not add civilian uniforms wholesale?

Of course, it's kinda dumb to have JUST miners and woodcutters carry waterskins and backpacks. At the least, hunters and masons (wall-building) should also carry supplies.

Sure, let's summon illusions of lifelike monsters.
Then go help Alice.

Maybe they'll think she is some sort of monster-summoning mage.

how'd the primordial being get +2?

By being a primordial being.

Quote from: misko27 on December 17, 2012, 10:13:01 pm

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on December 17, 2012, 10:10:23 pm

I don't even have hair!

You don't? Aren't you like 15 or something? That's sad bro.

No, he's a mechanical dragon. Of course he is bald.

And before that, I was a dragon dragon. Scales aren't hair, and even if they were they were golden.

Fine, what about Dirg? GWG could be his bald lackey.

I AM NOT HIS LACKEY.
Why would you think so?

Oh, and by the way: I made a TV Tropes page for You At Final Boss. It's here. Anyone know how to make TV Tropes not mistake my name for a wiki word?

Put the snake back in the machine

[2] It doesn't want to go. [2] You are burning.

Respawn thinking of spiderwyrm. use flame pistol to kill everything.

[6] Spiderwyrm action figure, animated! It comes with dragon powers! You grab the flamepistol and [6] burn everything, starting with you. Respawn?

Run myself through the machine whilst thinking of godhood.

[4] You are the Goddess of Science Fiction Maids. You're not too powerful...[2] You are also on fire.

Alexadrius. 2 words. Good, Job.
>Now ON to base making!

[6] There are now two fortresses. [6] You jump into the moat to avoid the fire. Oh, wait, there's no moat. Ouch. There goes your unbroken bones...

Respawn with a nanomachine that consumes anything (but me) to build perfect copies of Nicholas Cage, who go around biting people (except me), spreading the Cage virus.
Throw nanomachine at Vorthon.

[1] You have a nanomachine which consumes anything that is you to build copies of Nicholas Cage, who go around biting people who are you, spreading the Cage machines. Respawn?

Respawn with a shield generator. Use it.

[4] You have a successful shield generator. It is used. [1+2] It partially protects from the flame. [1] The shield generator fails...

GM Turn:
Alexandarius [5] puts misko in a cast, which puts him on the path towards healing. [4] He also avoids the flame.
The armless Frankenstein's Monster dives into the machine and returns [6] made entirely of arms. [1] It's burnt to ashes.
Bladedoomed's hand glows. He, Tiger, and Spinnerette [3+1v3] beat Vorthon up a bit, [6,4,1] Tiger leaps away from the fire into Nicholas Cage, who isn't happy about it. Obviously, Bladedoomed has his fleshy bits burnt to ashes, but he's still mostly there, including the left hand. Which may be important.
The threettin [5v1] smashes Doomblade. Respawn?
The Primordial Being [6+2] summons Persus from his actions, charged with a bonus. [2+2v1+1] This doesn't stop it from killing him again. Respawn?

Maybe, or I could summon some logs and carve a chair with my hand.

Probably wouldn't be a good one...