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Stuff Vorthon into the machine, thinking of butlers.

[1] Vorthon becomes Mecha Maid. S/he wants to kill you now.

Damn. Shove miscellaneous objects into the Machine. Like the Pencil. for example.

[4] Shoving the legs, the arms, half a dozen pairs of slippers, two bathrobes, the wall chunk, the pen, the pencil, some rags, and a Frankenstein's Monster results in a helpful squire. Its left hand it a weird contraption made from slippers and pen buts which seems to fire sharpened pencils, and its two right arms are flexible enough to let it use a bow as well. It takes your cotton bow.

Look for a Land battleship.

[2] Nope.

Respawn thinking of crayons.

[1] Candle...?

Bring the dwarves to our side. Kill other de,pms/

[4] Success! [2] Failure! Demons lose a couple, dwarves lose a company.

Try to combine this and Roll to dodge the law.

[3]...I'll ask.

GM Turn:
The remaining Frankenstein's Monsters get an idea. One jumps in [6] and becomes a statue. Three others hop in [5] and become a threettin with leather armor. Five more enter [3] and become a giant Frankenstein's Monster. The last one decides to attack...of course. [1v6] It smashes its remaining arm, but Doomblade jeaps into the machine and becomes [1] a Breaker Blade. Respawn?
Bladedoomed [4] equips the Breaker Blade, [1] only to discover how aptly-named it is. His back breaks, and his left hand glows. Bladedoomed returns to life, with his leg restored.

Kill Persus before he can kill me.
Locate spaceship, then.

December 21st, pole-switch, THe Mayans saw it.
 
Santa Going DOWN-TOWN.

Pole switch is a process taking hundreds of centuries, and anyways the Mayan calendar ending on December 21st, 2012, is as significant as the Gregorian calendar ending on December 31, 1999. Your argument is invalid. Anyways, Southern accents won't change locations with magnetic poles.

So Santa is the harbinger of the apocalypse, and all the gifts he gives are consolation prizes?

No.
Not Southern.
He's not from Texas or those nearby states.

Incorporate spear into chainsaw launcher.
Make little girl a cyborg with a snowball launcher in her arm.
Dig complex trap for demons.
Activate trap.
Try not to die.

Quote from: Xantalos on December 16, 2012, 02:12:48 pm

Well, that works. Nevertheless...wait a minute.

THE FINAL BOSS IS SANTA

santa lives on the north pole you goof

he has the least southern accent available

Oh, I thought he had said "Sinatra".

...This actually makes less sense.

Quote from: Mlamlah on December 16, 2012, 01:48:03 pm

We can always hire mercanaries and thugs as muscle, spellcasters are in shorter supply.
Now about the barn, is there more than one exit? And if not... escape plan  for if it goes bad?

Creating a hole in the ceiling is a possibility. Another thing that can be done is having our character transport our companions at least an hour into the future. This might be hard to do in the thick of battle though. Also this could just lead us into a worst predicament, if they call reinforcement. Maybe it would be better to just send Alice, Gwen, and us into the future before the posse even gets here and hopefully evade them.

Nah, we made our bed; let's lie in it.