Respawn thinking of pens.
[1] You respawn with a pencil.
Unsharpened,
Tame the BladeDoom
"What am I, a dog?" [5] Arf arf!"
Archery. Defeat the Bladedoomed.
[6] It takes all if your arrows, but Bladedoomed is dead.
Put on the powered armor
Tame the Bladedoom with the Hustle.
[2v4] Vorthon doesn't let you. Bladedoom
ed is dead. Sorry.
BITCHSLAP XANTALOS FOR TRYING TO TAKE MY POWER ARMOR. THEN PUT IT ON MYSELF.
Armor's on, [5] Xantalos's face mangled.
Get dressed in full adamantite. Prepare to invade RL.
[6] You do. The demons on the other side aren't friendly, because you kinda took their goblins...
Take oar put of throat.
[1] You put the oar in your stomach. Ouch. [4] Good, you can still breathe.
GM Turn:
The monsters [2] remain unconscious.
The dwarves who took over the netbook [5v2] gain control over the powered armor.
Bladedoomed's left hand glows; he returns to life. Bladedoomed [6v1] slices Doomblade in half out of petty vengeance, before the backswing takes off his left leg.