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I'm still confused about how to use munar encounters without the Mun and Minmus being in the right places, but let's do the scenarios!



Scenario 1: EVA in Kerbin Orbit

"Jebediah Kerman on EVA about 40 meters from his ship."

...Please be misnamed tutorials.


...Crap.

And when I hit the 'r' key, Jeb won't re-orient himself to face the camera, which makes it hard to aim him.
I try to follow the capsule but fail. I keep trying, but lose sight of the capsule, even with it set as target.


This all seems, in the end, futile.

I reload, wanting to start over.


That is NOT 40 meters.

I blast straight towards it, or as close as I can. It continues to fall away, getting almost a kilometer off before I start catching up. I keep struggling to close the distance.


Come on...come on...

It gets a bit closer than 200 meters before somersaulting away.
...Remind me to put ladders on anything I want to EVA with in space.

I line up another good burn, not letting it get even 800 meters off before the distance starts dropping. We manage to get within 90 meters before it starts zooming away again.

...Screw this, I can't even get a bead on the thing. The controls suck, and I have no clue what to do. What's the next scenario?



Scenario 2: Impending Impact

"The Mun 7flyby spacecraft is heading straight for an impact with the Mun! See if you can avoid a catastrophe and get Jebediah back home!"


Dark.

I guess it's technically an encounter...

What's this big yellow--oh. Now that's neat.

Very neat.

So with a periapsis in eight days and an apoapsis in 66, we would have an orbit of 2(66-8)=wait, I'm getting off-track here.

Not ideal, but...that'll do, pig.


Right. Mun. Kerbin. Jeb. We've got the node, let's time-accelerate some.


And also burn a tad in a random direction for an estimate of burn time. Four minutes 21 seconds, it says.

Ah. Relaxing. And it plays to my strengths: Not rendezvousing.


It wasn't that funny, Jeb. Shut up. I said shut it. QUIET! Don't make me crash you into Kerbin without a space suit!


It's getting close, and closer by about a kilometer every three or four seconds.

And it's time.

...seems it will be for a while. Well, let's just watch the Mun go by.

Let's hope the node was right, eh?

There's a lot of lines here, but...I think we're now going to not hit the Mun and we're going into Kerbin orbit?

Oh. That looks bad. Better kill the engine.


There needs to be a way to tell if you'll have any fuel left in your tank after the maneuver is done...
Anyways! Let's see how this works, for now. At our Kerbal Periapsis a few hours from now, we'll try burning retrograde and hopefully end up...


...alive.

...there, brushing Kerbin's atmosphere.
But let's just wait a while.


Not too long. Where's the time-accelerate button?

Right about at 5:55:00, we reach the megameter mark. Even with zero time-acceleration, we're seeing the numbers whir by, since we're going over 550 m/s relative to the Mun.


It's growing larger...disturbingly large...how close are we supposed to get again?

I really, really hope we're going fast enough and far enough.

"(muttered prayers to KHWH)"

We're still going to crash, aren't we?

Yup. Carp.


The maneuver nodes lied to us! The lying liars!

We're at about 20 kilometers and seem to be falling about a kilometer every other second. Maybe a bit faster. We have 1.33 units of fuel, which need to stretch over some unit of the ~30-40 seconds before we land. Maybe we should wait until there's ~15-20 seconds left, then burn at a rate of 0.08-0.09 units per second. That sounds good.
Oh Kod. Oh Karp.


You lied! And I suppose I didn't have much chance of slowing down in time anyways.

That was...fun.




Scenario 3: Mun Orbit

"The Kerbal 11 Mission in low Mun Orbit. This mission is comprised of two docked vehicles, the Landing Module and the Command Module. The lander is undocked from the Command Module, flies down to land, then returns to orbit where the Command Module will rendezvous and dock with it. After that, the lander is discarded and the crew leaves Mun orbit to return home."

I like my plan better.


Space is pretty.

Well, no reason to dawdle, eh?

Why is everything drifting now? Let's try switching.

Um...?

Oh, I see! ...I wonder why the lander has a parachute.

Here comes the tricky part...landing.

Preceded, of course, by managing to get into a crashing course.

Here we go!

...in, oh, about twelve minutes' time.


And so the landing is getting prepared.


Maybe that line was just an excuse to break up a series of pictures. So what?

Wait, are those landing struts on the...shit, this is the command module isn't it?

Crew reaction is...shall we say...mixed.


I start the burn at the guessed time, only to discover that the engine is off and, relatedly, the estimated burn time was way off. Current periapsis: 10,625 meters. Not quite close enough for landing, neh? I plan a maneuver to bring it down to 4,888.
We wait for the node, watching the real lander drift away all the more, wondering how we were supposed to get over there anyways. A few seconds beforehand, I burn, finishing it faster than I had imagined. Our periapsis is 4,523 meters, which works.

One nice thing about atmosphereless bodies is that it's easier to predict where you'll fall. I add a maneuver node to just about kill the last of our orbit and end up pretty close to the surface.


Because landing the command module wasn't death-defying enough on its own?

That orbit has us landing here:


Looks safe enough. Light, at least.

And so we say goodbye to Mr. Sun until after the Node.


Also, Bob suspects that Bill is an alien spy.

Trust me, that crater looked REALLY cool a couple seconds before I took the picture.

Getting pretty close...

Dammit, dot, why don't you like focusing right on the right spot?

Man, this just doesn't feel right, you know?


Then something happens. There's an explodey sound and we start spinning.


Hey, guys, what happened? ...Guys?

What the hell did you guys do? We're reading an apoapsis of over a hundred forty-five kilometers! You've wasted Kord* knows how much delta-v, and landing way far from our planned landing point. ...Guys?


*Kord: God of Strength and War. Chaotic Good.

Well, that went poorly. And that seems to be a docking port, by the way. Sadly, it wasn't giving me the catastrophic failure log, so I didn't learn the sequence of events that lead to one little docking port being sent into where the Mun's stratosphere would be if it had any air. Still, I got to watch what happened as the docking port sailed through the lack of air and into the Munar surface.


Ooh. Kerbrise.

More bits of debris, too far to guess what they are. At least ten are still around, although all are lower than the docking port.

A new kind of sunrise.

More or less the peak of the orbit.

I could probably see my house from here, if I lived on this section of the Mun.

Oh hey, we're a docking port attached to a battery, that changes everything!

"Well, you're getting close to the surface so um...happy landing? Good luck?"

Getting pretty close...

Dammit! A second too soon!

"We're calling this one a catastrophic failure."



Scenario 4: Station One

"Space Station 1 is a small refueling outpost at low Kerbin orbit, where ships can stop to fill up before leaving on interplanetary missions."

Great, so what do I do?


...

Sigbro and Richsby joining the regulars, I see.

...

Well, this was pretty at least.



So. That was a...fun couple hours.

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[To: Will, Selina] <How is progress going on with your machine? Annabelle is making something similar.>
<Oh? ...Does she have a bracelet?>

<Wh-what machine...?>
<Interplanar portal machine. I was hoping you could make the various pieces, but hadn't found the right time to ask.>

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Thawed (Another Turn, Another Disaster)
« on: March 02, 2014, 06:28:41 pm »
Continue healing. Then report this to the CO.
"Everything exploded!"
"...I noticed."
((Did that happen or is it a progected idea of what will happen?))
The former.
If you make an overly vague action, I will interpret it in the most amusing way possible. Unless I decide to screw you over.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Tribulations in Magic: Opposing forces
« on: March 02, 2014, 06:27:42 pm »
Darn near everyone.

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Lunette suddenly teleports next to Neferis, "Will and Selina are working on something similar. Have you tried talking to them yet?"

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Only one way to find out.

Al, Ciro: Attempt blood extraction/infusion/shaping experiments.
Ones which would not be mistaken for anything sexual.

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General Discussion / Re: Russian intervention in Ukraine
« on: March 02, 2014, 06:23:15 pm »
Still, "Hitler also did it" is a pretty poor argument against something.
Not my point. My point is more "The parallels to World War Two are concerning and I hope they're meaningless so could you please prove my fears wrong?"

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Stella leaves the council, looking weary

I hate politics, hug me Meme
Will shows up.
"I take it the meeting didn't go that well?"

Meme during the whole dragon thing would likely be sitting around, eating candy, and trying not to stare too much at the amazing dragons everywhere!

((Sorry that I wasn't on guys.))
((No problem.))
Except that she wasn't allowed into the chamber, so she didn't see any dragons.

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General Discussion / Re: Russian intervention in Ukraine
« on: March 02, 2014, 06:13:21 pm »
Now for the separate thing.

At the beginning of World War Two, a dictator (Hitler--please don't Godwin's Law me) of a nation rather disliked due to a war which ended (to the nation's detriment) a couple decades prior (The Great War) ignored a treaty and invaded a nearby area (the Sudetenland).
Now, a dictator (Putin) of a nation rather disliked due to a war which ended (to the nation's detriment) a couple decades prior (the Cold War) ignored a treaty and invaded a nearby area (Ukraine).

This isn't enough to say "OMG WWII al over agin!", but it is cause for concern...

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General Discussion / Re: Russian intervention in Ukraine
« on: March 02, 2014, 06:10:14 pm »
Responses. Separate thing following.

According to this very forum, Luxembourg taking over the world is a fairly realistic situation, mostly because everybody'd be too busy going wtf to react.
That's an amusing thought.

So I hear the head of Ukraines navy has defected over to Russia. Any word on that?
This has been mentioned two or three times already.

As far as can be told, the majority of the Ukranian navy doesn't agree.

So, would anyone be able to offer first hand confirmation or contradiction of the BBC report that people in Russia are reacting in a very negative manner to the current shenanigans?
I live in Moscow, and we had about 300-400 people who protested against of what is going on. And no less than 20000 for what is going on.
Wait, they were protesting for something the government was already doing? People are crazy.

I'll just have to remember your stances on illegally occupying and removing governments next time something like this happens. Not trying to spread 'vitriol'; I'm saying this is highly illegal and will likely lead to terrible repercussions for non-Putin-adorers of Crimea. There's a bit of a precedent for that, mate.
He's not arguing against arguing against Putin's actions, he's arguing against how you're arguing against Putin's actions.

Well, yeah, like some of us have been saying, this is to Russify Crimea, not free it. They will be killing, deporting, and suppressing anyone that will not adhere to the Putin plan for democracytm.
[sarcasm]Wow, a man from russian government revealed himself and all our plans[/sarcasm]
You sound like a man concerned that there is a totally white side and totally black. And you put Russia to the black one. Ethnical and political leansings are serious accusations.
Didn't you get the memo? Putin is literally Hitler and Russia is modern Nazi Germany. If NATO forces don't immediately intervene, Putin will absorb all of Ukraine, call up Lukashenko, invade Poland, and start WW3. China, Iran, and North Korea will also make appearances as supporting characters in the Axis of Evil.
Literally, no, but there are some disturbing parallels to the start of World War Two that some people I was talking with pointed out. More on that later.

If this thread is a microcosm of people's ability to solve problems, Ukraine is in serious trouble.
Remember, Bay12 is one of the nicer parts of the Internet, and typically one of the more rational groups of people I'm familiar with.
Ukraine is screwed.

Literally, putting thier bodies on the line if/when the bullets start flying.
Good luck with that. Sadly, a sense of righteous indignation is not always paired with a sense of what to do to solve problems.

...If I understood the Russian part of the Internet more, would these make sense? Is there some kind of political satire slipped into Russian translations of Futurama or something?

What;s Hungary just about everything doing in that .gif?
FTFY.

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Which would be poisonous first: The lemon juice, the sugar, or the water?
Pretty sure the sugar, although all of them eventually
Hard to die from one if you're dead from another already.

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also I am on the IRC
By the time this is posted, our business there should be concluded.

1. ICARUS is not conscious of the outside world because in a VR, she has no eyes or ears or any sensors avaiable to gain data of the outside world. The IRIS servers won't allow it.
2. ICARUS is not halluzinating. She is interacting with events create by a programm.
3. She is fully responsive to outside stimuli, she just doesn't get any, as her set of eyes and other sensors is thousands of miles away.
1. Is ICARUS capable of perceiving anything of the outside world?
2. Does what ICARUS perceives relate to the outside world, or does it only exist in ICARUS's mind?
3. If she doesn't respond to outside stimuli, she is unresponsive to outside stimuli. It's not that complicated...

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it's really not the same thing, as your mind is actively tied to your body. no seperation can happen, and your mind being inside your body is the default state, thats how it started and thats how it will end. It's fundamentaly different from how ICARUS functions. If it helps, imagine a tiny little electronic girl inside the robots head that is pulling on levers and pushing buttons. When the body is on stand-by, that's simply because ICARUS is not at home. So far however, there aren't many places she can go anyway, as hardly any hardware is actually capable of hosting her.
This describes the human brain as well as it describes ICARUS.

Jesus christ that is hilarious.
This reminds me of that DnD story of the bear that convinced everyone it wasn't a bear.
Of course Sir Bearington wasn't a bear!

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Have you done the Mun orbit tutorials in Scenarios?
I haven't really looked at the Scenarios.

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It's just how Orbits work. Direction isn't really an issue. Any acceleration gives you a higher Apoapsis. If your apoapsis is far enough, it will intersect Minmus's orbit. If it intersects close enough, it's just a matter of waiting for an encounter. Slingshotting from Munar orbit gives you a lot of acceleration that you don't need to spend fuel on. If your trajectory will fling you out of the system, adjust it until it won't.
It strikes me that, unless your orbit is pretty well circular, you'd have to hit it pretty accurately.

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((Can someone record it for me, if only for posterity? My ipad doesn't like IRC.))
((I was already planning to send in a transcript.))
Spoiler: Transcript (click to show/hide)
No, ICARUS, it isn't.

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And how does this help me reach Minmus? How do I make sure that bouncing off of Mun gives me an acceleration in the right direction?

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And how do I make sure this helps me reach Minmus rather than sending me careening out of Kerbin's SOI and into interplanetary space?

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