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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 3: Triple Threat
« on: December 09, 2012, 05:51:33 pm »Wave. Hiii![4] I assume you're taking it out? The cotton bow is repaired!
Hmph. Shove it back in a different compartment! And press a different Button! Time to see how this thing works.
"Dwarves! I am your overlord! Did I not lead you to endless victories over the goblins? So, I ask for your loyalty, in this world as in the last."[1] You shout at the computer. The dwarves engrave a spare wall. The ASCII reads, "VîçtoRîes? ThE goBlîns dEFEAtEd Üs înTo dÜST¡" Their assessment seems to differ from yours...
SPAWN WITH A CROSS OF ANDY WARHOL AND A GERBIL AND A SHARK AS MY RIGHT ARM[6] Um, okay. It bites your [1] right shoulder. Bye-bye, right arm!
Toss the egg into the machine, press the button, and think of tame dinosaurs.[5] Presumably you open the compartment? It's a little Tyrannosaurus rex, which looks hungry. [5] It eats the abandoned Xantalos arm and grows to full size! Please don't derm everything.
Respawn with my 5 related powers[3] You can punch five people at once!
Toss box into a random machine slot and think of houses.[6] You open the compartment, and various house bits come out at a high velocity. Respawn?
Spawn.[5] You have a pistol and eight bullets. Um, oh dear.