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Roll To Dodge / Re: Incredibly Generic Fantasy RTD (1/6 players, you will all die)
« on: December 07, 2012, 09:47:17 pm »
Oops. Darn 504 errors.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« on: December 07, 2012, 09:43:12 pm »
Annihilate TCM before s/he can kill me, despite being in GTA.
Destroy all NPCs.
Get GM's thanks.
Destroy all NPCs.
Get GM's thanks.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Incredibly Generic Fantasy RTD (1/6 players, you will all die)
« on: December 07, 2012, 09:40:58 pm »
Appropriately Medieval Name: Bertrem
Appropriately Medieval Biography: A few hundred years ago, Bertrem desecrated a temple to a dark god. As punishment, he must roam the world until he has made it up to the Dark One. This isn't likely, because he'd rather live a thousand eternities than help any Lords of Darkness.
Cool Equipment: Antique Clothes
Cool Powers: Cannot be killed!
Appropriately Medieval Biography: A few hundred years ago, Bertrem desecrated a temple to a dark god. As punishment, he must roam the world until he has made it up to the Dark One. This isn't likely, because he'd rather live a thousand eternities than help any Lords of Darkness.
Cool Equipment: Antique Clothes
Cool Powers: Cannot be killed!
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Incredibly Generic Fantasy RTD (1/6 players, you will all die)
« on: December 07, 2012, 09:39:57 pm »
Appropriately Medieval Name: Bertrem
Appropriately Medieval Biography: A few hundred years ago, Bertrem desecrated a temple to a dark god. As punishment, he must roam the world until he has made it up to the Dark One. This isn't likely, because he'd rather live a thousand eternities than help any Lords of Darkness.
Cool Equipment: Antique Clothes
Cool Powers: Cannot be killed!
Appropriately Medieval Biography: A few hundred years ago, Bertrem desecrated a temple to a dark god. As punishment, he must roam the world until he has made it up to the Dark One. This isn't likely, because he'd rather live a thousand eternities than help any Lords of Darkness.
Cool Equipment: Antique Clothes
Cool Powers: Cannot be killed!
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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): Dat Countdown: (3)
« on: December 07, 2012, 09:37:47 pm »DEBATE WITH GREATWYRMGOLD.About what?
The NFL's current topics might be a good start.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
So...increase infrastructure budget, guarantee universal health care, rehabilitation>retribution, tax increases>spending cuts, or Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission? Bear in mind that since you're choosing the topic, I get to choose which side to argue.
Consider posting your choice in the OOC thread.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Spearbreakers: the RTD-- Turn 9: the Great Mug Sea
« on: December 07, 2012, 09:34:21 pm »
"Bored."
Get out of bed, find something interesting and mildly productive*to do. Oh, and safe-ish.
*As in, makes me look busy enough to make passing dwarves not think I'm idling. That's about all that matters, productivity-wise.
Get out of bed, find something interesting and mildly productive*to do. Oh, and safe-ish.
*As in, makes me look busy enough to make passing dwarves not think I'm idling. That's about all that matters, productivity-wise.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion
« on: December 07, 2012, 09:32:20 pm »
Was, not Is.
And I don't really care, my point was about how stupid the "-5th world" is as a concept.
And I don't really care, my point was about how stupid the "-5th world" is as a concept.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Hatchling [Xenofiction]
« on: December 07, 2012, 09:31:29 pm »
No.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Salvation : A Spaceship suggestion game [Poll]
« on: December 07, 2012, 09:31:12 pm »
"Good, someone knows basic politeness..."
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Islanders--Turn 3: A Dark and Stormy While
« on: December 07, 2012, 09:29:50 pm »
This last turn alone, Maya's people found a flying reptile, Maya himself found an odd critter, and lots of people found variations on real animals that could easily be named something interesting. Real-world toads and spiders have diverse names, after all.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion
« on: December 07, 2012, 09:27:10 pm »Acceptable. But it's long-term.My plan to do that:6) colonize solar system.
1. Establish legitimate moon base. Main industries: Power (a band of solar panels around the equator, beamed to Earth via some kind of microwaving satellite), Tourism, Specialty Agriculture.
2. Build secret railguns of epic proportion. Prototypes may be used to reduce the price of exporting goods.
3. Supervillainey Time: Threaten world with railguns. Destroy military bases, especially ones far from civilian population centers or housing spacecraft.
4. With the fate of their biggest cities held hostage and no way to stop us befor firing--nor any way they could save more than a couple cities if we fired--Earth surrenders.
5. We rule better than most of Earth is ruled, abolish war, etc, so people accept us as a good, legitimate government.
7) conquer milky way galaxy.conquer local galactic cluster.
9,10,11,etc) conquer next largest classification.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Last Night Troll
« on: December 07, 2012, 09:26:19 pm »
Let's stick to sending a message five minutes or so back in time.
Say, have Alice hide something (a stick, a book, herself) somewhere in the tower, listen, follow our directions, and send a message back in time about how we found the item hidden.
If this works, we can figure out how to cheat time afterwards.
Say, have Alice hide something (a stick, a book, herself) somewhere in the tower, listen, follow our directions, and send a message back in time about how we found the item hidden.
If this works, we can figure out how to cheat time afterwards.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: [D&D 3.5] A world asunder.
« on: December 07, 2012, 09:24:40 pm »
I'll take the dragonhide armor. It matches my scales better than Raiss's.
Breastplate, please. Masterwork if possible. I'll give you my extra pick (not the adamantine one), a grappling hook, some alchemist's fire and acid (4 flasks each, let's say?), and let's say 50 gp. Let me know if this deal is unacceptable to you and how I could make it acceptable. Thanks.
Breastplate, please. Masterwork if possible. I'll give you my extra pick (not the adamantine one), a grappling hook, some alchemist's fire and acid (4 flasks each, let's say?), and let's say 50 gp. Let me know if this deal is unacceptable to you and how I could make it acceptable. Thanks.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Salvation : A Spaceship suggestion game [Poll]
« on: December 07, 2012, 09:18:59 pm »
"If we can fire a laser through the main reactor, we can use a laser-hole as an auxiliary means of egress, but I'd advise against it unless we can get a copy of--oh for the love of Dawkins, Carl, I explained what that meant not five minutes ago!
"Erm, miss AI? Would it be possible for you to beam yourself to our ship in data form?" (turns off intercomm) "We'd be able to keep it in an isolated computer system, don't you fret." (turns intercomm back on)
"Erm, miss AI? Would it be possible for you to beam yourself to our ship in data form?" (turns off intercomm) "We'd be able to keep it in an isolated computer system, don't you fret." (turns intercomm back on)
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion
« on: December 07, 2012, 09:16:35 pm »
My plan to do that:
1. Establish legitimate moon base. Main industries: Power (a band of solar panels around the equator, beamed to Earth via some kind of microwaving satellite), Tourism, Specialty Agriculture.
2. Build secret railguns of epic proportion. Prototypes may be used to reduce the price of exporting goods.
3. Supervillainey Time: Threaten world with railguns. Destroy military bases, especially ones far from civilian population centers or housing spacecraft.
4. With the fate of their biggest cities held hostage and no way to stop us befor firing--nor any way they could save more than a couple cities if we fired--Earth surrenders.
5. We rule better than most of Earth is ruled, abolish war, etc, so people accept us as a good, legitimate government.
6. Who knows? We've already had the "Profit" step. Maybe develop a feasible means of interstellar transport?
1. Establish legitimate moon base. Main industries: Power (a band of solar panels around the equator, beamed to Earth via some kind of microwaving satellite), Tourism, Specialty Agriculture.
2. Build secret railguns of epic proportion. Prototypes may be used to reduce the price of exporting goods.
3. Supervillainey Time: Threaten world with railguns. Destroy military bases, especially ones far from civilian population centers or housing spacecraft.
4. With the fate of their biggest cities held hostage and no way to stop us befor firing--nor any way they could save more than a couple cities if we fired--Earth surrenders.
5. We rule better than most of Earth is ruled, abolish war, etc, so people accept us as a good, legitimate government.
6. Who knows? We've already had the "Profit" step. Maybe develop a feasible means of interstellar transport?