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Messages - GreatWyrmGold

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First off, how does a comet destroy a planet?

Second off, listen in on debate.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Last Night Troll
« on: December 06, 2012, 11:22:01 pm »
I'd say that cooling tensions between our two lady-friends is pretty important...

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll To Bard: Turn Three: Scared Straight
« on: December 06, 2012, 11:05:16 pm »
((Natural 6?))

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((I don't think anyone cares enough about the hole to Hell.))

Use my Spider-Jumping to jump like a jumping spider! Away from the cops, mind you, and towards the hell-portal, because I'll prove myself wrong or die trying!

...$5 on die trying.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Game Night!
« on: December 06, 2012, 11:00:02 pm »
I hope so, my reflexes aren't so good and I freeze up in simulated danger. Or I start shooting with whatever I have in my hand. I think I once accidentally overhealed a BLU Scout on TF2. When playing RED.
Still not sure how that happened.

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Wow, you guys always amaze me with your swiftness.

I think we're just waiting on McDreich and Caerwyn, which means I need to update stats tomorrow.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You Have Died in this Normal Town
« on: December 06, 2012, 10:55:28 pm »
You decide to lie still. When he slowly approaches, you lash out, grabbing his leg and shouting about why he came for the pickaxe.
He shoots you in the head.

You are dead.

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Incidentally, it wasn't the pickaxe. It was more the raging lunatic who his daughters remembered being kidnapped by and who acted nuts enough for him to believe that. Going nuts with the pick didn't help...

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Game Night!
« on: December 06, 2012, 10:15:25 pm »
Seconded.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are a god
« on: December 06, 2012, 10:14:45 pm »
We need MOAR POWAH! Un-corrupt ~half of the RG people, then create a small flying sentient race that feeds off the flying plants. If turning the RG people doesn't work, make a virus that'll wipe them out.
We already did.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion
« on: December 06, 2012, 10:14:11 pm »
Pluto is practically the worst place we could put a base. No resources, far from the sun (less energy available and more needed), no igneous activity, nowhere near Earth (meaning we need to e self-sufficient from the start and won't be able to invade Earth easily)...

Anyways, the moon ha great advantages. We can launch a sneak attack. Build some big railguns and prepare them; we can fire enough rounds to terrify them (and ideally cripple their military fleets), demand surrender, and ready a round of shots that would destroy their big cities or military bases in case they send someone up without our permission. We'd be able to see them before they could react, and there's no way they could react fast enough to a bunch of big rocks. If they acted, hundreds of millions could die.
Then we surprise everyone by using our world domination well. We'll do better than what at least half the world is used to, which is actually a pretty low bar to jump over.

Yeah, and we've kinda settled on mars. I mean think about it, imagine how expensive a attack on mars would be, yet imagine how it's possible if only enough crazy people wanted to do it!
I still don't get why. Any attack from Mars gives the groundhogs every advantage we would have attacking from Luna--time, seeing our ships before they could make it, etc.

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You rip the pickaxe out of the guy's shoulder and throw it at him. He gets off two more shots before you finish the maneuver. However, he collapses from blood loss.
The general store owner staggers up, grabs the guy's pistol, and points it at you with shaking hands as you collapse. Three bullets to the torso isn't healthy.

What now?

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Roll To Dodge / Re: INVADE EARTH
« on: December 06, 2012, 09:37:43 pm »
Resources.
A planet.
Satisfaction.
You can get resources elsewhere, a planet's not worth much if you've bombed it sterile, and satisfaction isn't worth much.

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Still, I'm not much of an Emperor. I'm more of a marauding warlord savaging civilizations as I see fit to improve my own standing. An impulse-driven moron with little desire beyond immediate gratification. </character description>
I'm not an emperor either. I'm a talented officer in an empire. Doesn't mean I can't try some preliminary diplomacy. Communication is limited to ships or light, after all.

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But because this RTD is proving to be fun. I think I'll let it continue, without an apocalypse.
Thanks.

I like how this has degenerated into an argument over blowing up the moon, or earth.
I still maintain that blowing up a body is a terribly inefficient method of mining, but my character has learned better than to reason with nuts. He's had a lot of them as COs.

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You go into a trance and swing the pick at the other person. You get shot in the chest, and he gets hit in the shoulder. He still looks conscious.
How will you avoid dying?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are a god
« on: December 06, 2012, 09:28:54 pm »
Why is our power tax power so low? How many gods are there?
The gods said "fuck you" and ignored us.
I suggest we wage a war of "pay my power tax, you ungrateful morons" against our creation.

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You stop moving.
"Drop the...bloody mining implement...and put your hands on your head..."

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