May 9, 2024: The May '24 Report is up.
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No, not being debated with is annoying.So noying is also your weakness? QUICK MINIONS, NOY HIM, NOY HIM TO DEATH!That's not a weakness, it's a noying.And that is why I won't. MUAHAHAHA! I HAVE FOUND YOUR WEAKNESS GREATWYRM! BOW BEFORE ME METALLIC DRAGON!Mind rebutting my argument, then? It's no fun to try to debate with someone who won't debate.I disagree.Not quite. I'm saying you have or had some kind of gender issues.. . .First part: The in-universe world might be ending. Second part: You're a girl. And you seem to be either concealing some kind of issue over the change, or are completely fine with them, implying the end of more amusing gender issues....?Anounce the end of days is fast approaching.You might be right...
Oh, and misko? Nice hidden gender issues.
I really don't know how to respond to that. Like at all. I think I'm being accused of transexualism or something. I seriously have no clue.I can't even tell if it's IC or not.
Um, yeah. Sorry to use real science here, but...Dr. Device isn't a good mining tool. Also, mind explaining again why the Moon wouldn't work to mine? A cloud of dust or whatever is left after your...intensive mining techniques would still orbit the Earth.That much matter collapsing on itself leaves a huge gap in the area, needing something to fill it. Earth would gravitate toward it, knocking it out of it's orbit, and killing everyone and everything on it from the stress. Even without that, a lack of a moon would leave Earth without tides, and the following surfer revolt would upset the delicate balance between Dude and Sir. Leaving the world in total anarchy. And, barring either of those, I'll just pretend that the lack of waves would set off a ton of volcanoes and send Earth into another Ice Age.
((Playing fast and loose with physics, social dynamics, hydrodynamics, and plate tectonics. Aw yeah.))
But badly made jokes aside, the mission is to conquer Earth. So Earth shall be glassed, mined, and destroyed. Then I will lie to myself and say they are the same thing. Or I'll roll a one and my death weapons will blow my shiny new fleet apart.Support me instead, and mine the Moon
Can anyone think of any possible reason to insist on staying on the same planet as the rogue god?Been brought up.
go and start converting his sentient worshipers. give some sort of tech, like pottery.Also provide miracles for our followers as requested. Name them the Liffas.
But the existence of daggers as weapons is unrelated to the likelihood of dwarves being named Urist.Dwarves still know what daggers are, though. They just don't see any reason to make a dagger when they could make a sword.
Also, I don't think that elves have daggers 'enabled' in the raws. But I see your point.
I don't think golems should have to go haywire, just as a possibility.I assume you mean that golems should have the possibility of going haywire? Agreed.
Good suggestion. The tread titleAgreed.couldshould be more descriptive though.
And why on earth are you continuing that horse and buggy discussion from a year ago? Was that just a missed quote tag or something?Because he was factually wrong.
