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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You Are In a Normal? Town
« on: December 03, 2012, 07:19:02 am »
"All right, then."
You wait a moment, then he gives you the sandwich.
You wait a moment, then he gives you the sandwich.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You Are In a Normal? Town
« on: December 02, 2012, 11:48:57 pm »
You buy a cheese sandwich. The barkeep asks, "For here or to go?"
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: [D&D 3.5] A world asunder.
« on: December 02, 2012, 11:48:21 pm »
"Doesn't matter how cold she's being, we can't afford it and the body would probably rot before we could."
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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: December 02, 2012, 11:45:48 pm »Get your facts straight girl, in this universe I am a human. Politics is sexy, stalking is odd I admit, and I don't steal loincloths. I steal shoes. And I never said you weren't cute. Just ugly. Cugly.Like this?
Women are also more rational than men.Ahaha, no.
Women are every bit as irrational as men. Where we (well, not me personally) have sports and increased tendencies towards maladaptive behavior, you (perhaps not you personally) have fashion and vindictiveness and an obsession with body image. Both genders have their neuroses and psychoses.
Um...oops.I'd advise against it.Greatwyrm makes a exceleltn point, easier to slaughter my enemies then!
Higher body mass, greater upper body strength, and a larger number of people who aren't culturally disinclined will beat fury any day. Besides, how would you consistently make sure the women were always scorned by the enemy?
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So, who else to make feminine? Anyone want to help me turn Dirg?No, busy wrasslin'.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« on: December 02, 2012, 11:40:52 pm »
Use ghostly powers to collapse the roof!
Yeah, probably not going to work, but what if I get a 6? Or at least get this action recorded in the next turn.
Basically, I'm mildly impatient and significantly tired...maybe I should just close the tab.
Yeah, probably not going to work, but what if I get a 6? Or at least get this action recorded in the next turn.
Basically, I'm mildly impatient and significantly tired...maybe I should just close the tab.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: December 02, 2012, 11:38:27 pm »
I don't think he likes politics, it was just the only way he could confront misko. And the bee raping was the bees' fault.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: [D&D 3.5] A world asunder.
« on: December 02, 2012, 11:37:27 pm »
"Thanks for trying, Martin. Gives me faith in you guys."
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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: December 02, 2012, 11:34:20 pm »
I'd advise against it.
Higher body mass, greater upper body strength, and a larger number of people who aren't culturally disinclined will beat fury any day. Besides, how would you consistently make sure the women were always scorned by the enemy?
Higher body mass, greater upper body strength, and a larger number of people who aren't culturally disinclined will beat fury any day. Besides, how would you consistently make sure the women were always scorned by the enemy?
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You Are In a Normal? Town
« on: December 02, 2012, 11:31:38 pm »
You head into the pub/restaurant. The same family and drunk are in there as before. "I'd like to have a sandwich, please."
"Sure thing," the man says. "Special, or something dif--um, hm. Anyways, we have the special, PB&J for the kids, a cheese sandwich, and a turkey sandwich. Which would you like?"
"Sure thing," the man says. "Special, or something dif--um, hm. Anyways, we have the special, PB&J for the kids, a cheese sandwich, and a turkey sandwich. Which would you like?"
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Hatchling [Xenofiction]
« on: December 02, 2012, 11:29:19 pm »
Definitely make it clear why we won first, though.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Last Night Troll
« on: December 02, 2012, 11:27:19 pm »
Indeed. Although I'd rather see her as the lancer. Opposite sides, same coin, I guess.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: [D&D 3.5] A world asunder.
« on: December 02, 2012, 11:25:54 pm »Like to point out that kobolds really don't give any regard to the deceasedMine does. Or he's faking it, at least. Maybe he's spent too much time on the surface.
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"Alright, you cold-hearted warm-blooded oxymorons. Let's get this over with, I don't want to hear you griping for the next hour. And they call ME whiny..."
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You Are In a Normal? Town
« on: December 02, 2012, 11:23:09 pm »
Okay then.
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You are back in the commercial district. The little girls shriek when they see you, and run away.
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You are back in the commercial district. The little girls shriek when they see you, and run away.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Hatchling [Xenofiction]
« on: December 02, 2012, 11:22:32 pm »
Say that because he ran and broke the rules first, we won by default.
Then fro find a healer.
Then fro find a healer.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Islanders--Turn 2: Three First Contacts
« on: December 02, 2012, 11:21:13 pm »
No, you didn't.
Posting the turn will wait until tomorrow prevening or so.
Posting the turn will wait until tomorrow prevening or so.