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...Next version, can the mage have a single-target spell?

He'll Flare K11. Please process that before anyone moves within range of the blast.

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

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Commercial district again. The girls run screaming from you

>Approach demon, ask to hold a Inquisition in his honor. Mention cruelty, bigotry, and murder can be weapons of demons as well as god.
>Spawn Army of Inquisitors, with me as head. Head Inquisitor.

[5] Check. It's well-funded. Um. The demons don't like that.

Become Walt Disney's disembodied Spirit, merge with Steve Jobs spirit.

Can't.

Achieve absolute balance. Mikuru beam EVERYTHING.

[3+1] You balance on one foot. Very well. [1-1+1] You explode.

Respawn as leader of an army.
Fight and kill Zerg.

[3] You're a leader without an army. [4] You kill some tyrazergs, but there's so many...

Start helping Cassandra.

Okay.

Respawn as a space marine commander. Attempt to kill help Tyrazergs.

[2] Nope.

PRESS DA BUTTON ON DA BOX!

[3] You become combobulated with a space marine. Meaning, you switch bodies with him. Great, a army space marine...

Respawn as a Zerg killing virus

[3] You are a virus that kills normal zerg slowly, but just gives tyrazergs runny breathing apparatuses.

Redirect Tomio's help to Spinal

Apply +6 bonus to a swarm, and send them to eradicate Tavik Toth's Army.

Send a second swarm to rip Tavik Toth to pieces.

Okay, [2] no bonus applied, [5-1] you destroy the army [v6] but not Toth himself. Oh, and one action per turn!

Be the Patron Saint of Blacksmiths. Improve the Sanctuary to accommodate myself.

Okay. [5] It now has a forge, some metals, and a nice bedroom.

Press myself.

You rolled a 1 to reset the universe...
The universe is reset.

RUN FOREST! RUN!

Funny.

You sprint for the forest, kicking the other girl as you pass. What is wrong with you?

Attack the bear with fire breath!

I will increase volcanic activity, increasing the supply of CO₂ until we have aerobic organisms and also producing more black smokers and islands.

Glad, Dragor?

Warrior: Attack the Paladin, killing it, then move to I11.
Cleric 2: Move to E12.
Necromancer: Move to E13, summon a skeleton at C12.
Mage: Move to H11, Fatigue at J9 or 10, whichever is possible (9 preferred).
Troll: Attack Warrior 1
Skeleton 3: Move to K11
Skeleton 4: Move to K12
Skeleton 2: Move to J13
Cleric 1: Move to G11

I think that's everyone.

Quote from: Ukrainian Ranger on December 02, 2012, 07:38:41 pm

To be more specific, let's try to learn the power of our new bracelet and have a friendly chat with trees, maybe ask for advice or two from a wife if that will not distract her too much from the chest.

This.

Sure, I guess.