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It's not stupid evil. Doing horrible things to people and overcoming dangerous gives us Gifts and seems to make us a more powerful Night Troll in general. We're not killing them for the evulz, we're doing it because doing so gives us benefits that outweigh the risks.Um...
"Gift" perks can be gained by rolling very high, learning new skills, or through other supernatural means.Not mentioned is major plot events. Killing some kids is not learning a new skill, a supernatural means, or a major plot development. I see no other reason, aside from the claim that we should glut ourselves. Both reasons for your side have been refuted, yet you haven't even mentioned the dangers from angering the children's parents and communities. We're trying to NOT be the monsters that were genocided all those years ago, we're trying to turn over a new leaf. Killing kids for no good reason doesn't help that.
Build up political power, hold a mass for the riot, steal forsaken1111's Small potential portal to Hell[1] You lose your senatorial seat. [2] The Riot is as good at concentration as its name suggests. [4] Hey, you didn't fail at everything! And I can finally take him off the list!
Run away from the magnificent feline, feed it the bible.You float from the lion before remembering that the lion, as implied, bit your head off. It also ate the Bible, so one less thing to worry about.
I thought I got a +1? No matter.[6+1] You succeed so awesomely that you explode, destroying your whole church and most of your followers. Big lawsuits ensue.
Same as before.
Get out of debt.[2] Nope. [2] Nope again. [5] Success, and cheap, too,
Improve converts authority following
Obtain several years if MREs for carrier.
Once again if all previous actions are completely succsessful, sail carrier to middle of pacific ocean.
Convert and gene-splice more followers from conquered city. Use some of the cash to better equip followers and have them conquer rest of city in the name of Atlantis(have THIS song playing in the background).[5] You convert the gene-spliced folks. [5-1] You convert your treasure back into cash and equip your followers with spearguns and shark-proof chainmailey stuff. [2] They don't make any further gains.Pillageget "donations" from people in city.
>TOUT SELF AS A MARTYR DUE TO JAIL TIME, MAKE A BIG DEAL ABOUT HOW AM SUFFERING FOR CAUSE[5] You are considered a modern MLK. [5] Despite inventing the Shoelank, a shank made from shoelaces, a cockroach, and some other stuff which will remain confidential.
>FASHION SHANK OUT OF SHOELACES OR SOMETHING
TAKE OVER COUNTRY! INSUIATE MYSELF AS AN ANCESTOR OF GOD-EMPRAH! GLORY TO HIS EVERLASTING LEGIONS![4] You declare a coup; as the entire government has been reelected at least twice, no one is paying enough attention to argue. [1] You claim to be the God-Emperor's ancestor, until he comes up to you on live TV and disagrees.
[6] You take over the country with your charisma!TAKE OVER COUNTRY! INSUIATE MYSELF AS AN ANCESTOR OF GOD-EMPRAH! GLORY TO HIS EVERLASTING LEGIONS!DO THIS. BUT DO IT TO WHATEVER CITY I'M IN. NOT THE COUNTRY.
get out of debt. if necessary by telling all your minions to join the CCS and killing yourself.[1] You are in debt. [4] My minions march to the CCS and [0v7] all die. You're all my minions, I guess.
You don't need to give them minute characterization, just enough to make them believable as characters. These things are more like guidelines anyway.This. Take no guide too literally. Take all with a grain of salt.
We can shuffle out his backstory once we actually start writing the thingI dunno about you weirdos, but this weirdo has actually started working on the plot.
Oh. Maybe I was thinking of cave dragons.They are without wings.Allegedly, it has something to do with interactions between fire breath and flight in the 2D versions.Also, I think that dragons have wings. Not sure though...
One good strike on his part is all it takes to get me back to Team Stamina, but for now...I'll be here waiting.That, and the fact that while our average damage per turn is 200% greater than his, his remaining health is about 80% of ours.But cockyness is not what we need; pressing the attack will backfire. Our stamina is the only advantage we've got.Wait, what happened to plan 'wear him down'?We started winning without it.
No, he misquoted mine. On purpose.Slayer, did you Plus your own statement?+1> Become Llama+1
> Eat hands.
> Then, cook hands.
Plus, mind you. This is a wonderful idea no matter whose hands we're eating.
