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Why? All this would do is move butchery to a more-used workshop.

We could, but why would we?

take the first offer use the money to buy the bank.

[5v2] You convince them to let you take the first offer. [4-1] It'll take at least $150,000 dollars, and you're still debted.

with the power vacuum made by mcclay run for government. also try and fix ads again

[3] You become a Senator. [1] Um, stop trying your luck sucks.

Fake progressive image, use this as ploy to assimilate the LCS.

[1] You manage to make a good image. Freedom for businesses, freedom from regulations, freedom of speech, freedom to keep and bear arms, crap only one of those is liberal. The LCS hates you, conservative swine.

tranfer over to aircraft carrier.
obtain enough supplies for several years.
also obtain enough converts to man carrier.
then sail to middle of pacific ocean only if all other actions are completly succesful.

[5] You even get the complex church over there! [1] You lose several years of MREs to the watery depths. [6] 1,000 new recruits! They're not good at following authority, though.

................NEW PLAN. Change church name(and theme) from mafia front to undersea takeover(with the name being Church of Atlantis). Have scuba divers withdraw all cash from account, convert to pearls and and other underwater booty, and pay shady geneticists to gene-splice followers(and myself) with amphibians, allowing them to breathe underwater and on land. Use new amphibious followers to kidnap convert more followers. Go forth, into the WATER!!!(sorry, couldn't resist )

[4] They do as you say. [6] The amphibians go out and conquer part of the city.

Fix church.
Acquire followers.
Make money.
Start building guild of thieves.

[6] Church overbuilt and collapses. [4] Followers acquired. [3] $250 made. [2] No one wants to join.

You take out a couple fives. One is as crisp and carefully-creased as your money all was when you entered town, the other is kinda rumpled.

Approach and examine the chest. Carefully.

Maya grabs the adze he made, while two others grab these improvised weapons, three men took shell knives, and three women took the last three knives.
((Combat notes: Adzes and axes are 1d8 damage, but adzes are at -1 to hit. Picks are 1d8 as well, also with the -1. Stone knives deal 1d3 damage, shell knives deal 1d2, and fists also deal 1d2 but with no bleeding. Obsidian deals an extra +2 damage, or +1 if it's knives or arrows, and also prolongs bleeding another turn. Shock (-1 to all rolls) sets in after an attack of at least half of the current HP; unconsciousness sets in at 0 HP; and death follows at negative-half HP.))

The Glorious Settlers, except for a few women grabbing the children, rushes at the canoe. The archers get off a couple more shots each; Maya takes two and the others with dangerous tools each take one arrow. Both arrows miss Maya, but they strike his compatriots in the chests. (-7 HP, -9 HP) The injured men charge heedlessly into combat.
Maya strikes at one of the archers but misses. His followers also miss, the adze-wielder actually hitting himself with the adze (-7 HP, total -2 thanks to bleeding) and falls unconscious from blood loss. The knife-wielders swarm around the boat, but only two can reach anyone. One connects with an archer, dealing one damage after armor.
((Hide armor only subtracts 1 damage. It's not much good against real weapons, but does wonders against knives, smaller wild animals, and helps against everything.))

Statuses:
Maya, 8/15 HP
Pick-wielder, 6/15 HP
Adze-wielder, -1/15 HP, shock, bleeding, unconscious
Other Settlers: 15/15 HP
One archer: 14/15 HP, bleeding
Other raiders: 15/15 HP

Has Maya changed his mind? Probably not, but worth asking.

((Helium is He. Know your periodic table.))

"Slow down your head-waving! We need to see everything collectively, not everything from everyone! It's all blurry! Thanks. Now...let's see...H-3, can you move a bit closer to that arm bit please?"