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Barf up digested Solar System bits in the marineS general direction

[3] Since you're light-years away, they'll get to their closest (within a couple dozen light-years) within a few millenia. That's pretty accurate, actually.

If Alive, leech off of cassandra's meditation. Leech. Leech. My Preeeeccccciiiiiooooouuuus

[1] You latch onto Cassandra, but you are more present spiritually than she, so diffusion draws energy out of you and into her. This, incidentally, accelerates the respawning. Speaking of which, Respawn?

Invent something to boost my spark abilities permanently!

[3] You invent a weird device that will enhance your Spark when sitting in it. It's immobile, though.

Continue focusing. It'll be perfectly safe.

Thanks to misko, 7/8.

Shift to another, more sapient and benevolent universe. Begin the work of God and check for viable survivability if I shift to physical form.

[4] You head over to, I dunno, the Roll to Messianate universe. Respawn?

Become TRUE GOD. Eradicate other gods, or assimilate them. Or, you know, let them join me if they feel like it.

[5] You destroy and usurp all other gods.

Respawn as Germany orbiting the sun.

[1] You respawn as Germany in the cold depths of space near where the Sun used to be before Furtaka ate it. You quickly freeze and anyxphixiate. Resoawn?

Respawn as the leader of the Blood Angels Space Marine chapter.

[5] Leaving your mortal shell, you possess the body of...um...Dante. You feel a disturbance in the Warp, as if billions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. You feel something terrible has happened.

GM Turn:
[1] The Imperials send a few spaceships down the room, but they explode, killing some space marines and slaughtering the remaining, leaderless Guardsmen.
[6] The remaining Marines set stuff up, and hit a button. They then look at each other, and scream like genetically modified little girls the size of gorillas.

Quote from: Aseaheru on November 28, 2012, 02:49:26 pm

god point. afterall, she WAS almost a snatcher.

Yeah. Lets just try to buy her using my 'Poor wandering leper needs a slave' angle. If they seem receptive to such a bargin try to get them to throw her armor, or at least a set of respectable clothes, into the bargin 'so she is not such an ugly mess of a sight to look upon.' She will then be clothed and we can give her one of our knives. Between those and the trapping supplies in the wagon she shouldn't be hurting for gear and we shouldn't have to go out of her way to fetch her things.

We don't need the copper to help get the books, she can do it. If the sale goes through take down the job offer and tell anybody who inquires that the position has already been filled.

Don't ask about armor, it'll tip them off.

Granted. Any time you come near a loosely-defined evil-doer, you feel the urge and ability to strike them hard. Numerous counts of assault and a couple of murder (in the case of unusually frail people) emerge.

Granted.

I wish that there was an alien invasion just powerful enough to get people to drop their petty differences.

Alright, let's head on out and organize where there's a slightly lower chance that someone working for the Dimante will hear us.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on November 28, 2012, 07:29:30 am

...Make a garden? Make an adze? This is a raid, not a siege.

I have 6 or so knives and one adze. That should be enough to handle these... things. You hyped it up a bit much last time. You stated, and I quote,

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on November 27, 2012, 10:53:25 pm

Nerjin: THERE ARE PEOPLE APPROACHING. WANT TO DEAL WITH THEM?

Which indicates a large amount of danger. I can't risk hunting when I have "people" approaching, so I keep people close but still useful. I needed more weapons.

It also indicates that there won't be time to plant a garden or make an adze before they come. Which is what I was talking about. For all you know, those people could be dead before they can plow a single bit of ground.

ANYWAY:

Have everyone retreat to the hut. All those equiped will guard the hut but not act aggressively. If they start stealing or destroying they will IMMEDIATELY rush the intruders. Leave no survivors. If someone dies send the next most competant person to take their place. That may do it. I'll be honest I had planned on peace. If peace is possible persue that. See what may foster non-hostile relations.

Your people rush to the hut, followed b the snake-things. There is a wary stand-off between the two groups. It is quickly established that their language, if any, is not similar to the islanders' tongue. Charades of a sort may be productive. They're not attacking, but they don't look happy...not that Nerjin can read expressions well on a reptilian face easily. What will he do?

So, did anything exciting happen to Heiruphus's tribe. Animal training can go to one of the hunters.

Um...someone found some herbs while looking for I think wood. One of those women (it was two women searching) got attacked by the crocodile, and one of the four units gathered fixed that right up. Was that you or did you have those three units of less-magical herbs from earlier?

Dam I'm glad I didn't get any visitors.

Not all visitors will be hostile. It's just that these happened to be.

"Oh, boy..."

Kill bandits. Start by running backwards so they get separated, the fastest in front and the slowest in back. Then kill the fastest before the second-fastest can catch up, and so on until I've killed all nine or my plan implodes.

It'll be perfectly safe.

...You really do NOT ever say that.

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