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Yeah, 4d3 days (avg should be good.

Yes, but I hadn't thought about feather regrowth times...

COnvert people.
Sail aircraft carrier to middile of atlantic ocean.

You sank your aircraft carrier. The bits about digging into water and putting the church on your aircraft carrier didn't tip you off?

Let's try that again.

RAISE MONEY FOR AN AIRCRAFTCARRIER FOR CHURCH.
RECRIUT MORE PEOPLE.
BUILD NEW CHURCH.
BUILD UNDERGROUND COMPLEX UNDER CHURCH.

[4] Amazingly, that works. [1] People are driven off by your squandering of money on an aircraft carrier. [1] You build a church, [4] and dig under it, into some water. Guess you shouldn't have put it on your aircraft carrier... this probably isn't covered by insurance.
More people leave.

Start faith-healing business, except with organ removal instead of touching people and hollering. Claim that if organ removal doesn't work, people are merely insufficiently faithful. Obtain tax exemption due to being an entirely legitimate offshoot of Christianity.

[6] Your therapy becomes popular among the faithful. On the downside, fatalities rise sharply. Maybe you should teach your disciples which organs are holy enough to leave in the body before you come down with a cold? You have tax exemption for some reason.

MAKE MY FOLLOWERS JOIN THE RIOT!

LETS DO THIS.

[2] They're not interested in doing this.

mug a lot of people for funds then beat up the police who turn up then build a church for the riot

[5] Many people mugged. $3,000 gained. 50 loved pets and 165 spare cell phones obtained. [6] Police beaten up. $1,500 gained. 150 tasers, nightsticks, and pistols obtained. 40 cop cars obtained. Army called! [3] Small church built for $5,000.

Homeless shelter is now the temple for the Followers of Charles, goddess of Indecency.
Brainwashed hobos are now Rabbis o' Charles.
Raise money to make homeless shelter not smell like cat urine.

[1] Cat urine raised to make the homeless shelter not smell like money.

repeat my last action.

Um...
[5-1] $200 raised. You must have passed Go. Please quote actions you're repeating.

Dig escape tunnel from deep in prison, build church in other city

Also, you somehow happen to have my status inside the church of money spoilers

[6] You dig an escape tunnel to Hawaii. No, wait, you're off by 50 miles.

Wait, why am I arguing if German or French is better? I don't really speak either...

((Your handwriting's better than mine is.))

How fared the hunting? Could you be a bit more specific about the creature and the apparent incoming invasion? How about the farms that I'm probably gonnna have to abandon...?

The hunting, um...I think it went pretty well. The creature...screw it, it's a young T. rex. The "invasion" sounds more like a raid, perhaps, but not of humans. The first farm has 65 units of crops ready in 10 days, the second has been prepared, and for the future only one person is needed to actually sow a garden.

One advise, write your turns up on google docs/ drive. It autosaves everything on the cloud.

Thanks, I'll figure out how to use it.

Wait, so, when can I post a turn? I don't role-play.

Thankfully, you haven't met anyone yet.

Gutted for you to lose the turn after all the work. Looks like it was a fun one too.

Tell me about it...everyone rolled events, a couple rolled on the "Roll Twice..."

Which of the brothers fished the necklace?
The results of my scouting for a suitable location to set up camp.

It was tangled in some seaweed they hauled in together, and the scouts found a nice, sandy, flat area near a cliff overlooking the ocean.

I think everything else was resources and basket/clothes making

The weaving worked.

Oh, and two notable rules changes: I will now be roiling on the Hunting tables, meaning that hunting should be more bountiful and WILL be more dangerous and interesting. Also, taming animals is an activity; because I failed to remember to add it, you can each give one member of your tribe Novice in animal taming or any other skill.

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oh gogdamm is it this time again

Maya blinks at the sight of an unknown group, examining them. He then walks towards them confidently and stops two arm's lengths away from the closest person.

"Base isn't done yet. What are you doing here so soon?"

"What are you talking about?" Now that Maya looks at them, they don't look or sound much like any people he's seen or heard. "We are here to take your food and weapons and tools. And any stone or other valuables you have. Let us search your "base" and we'll let you live."

Any suggestions? Step one, make sure that no Dimantes are among us. Anyone here a Dimante?