Tell everyone that the one way to learn to ingnore the song is to embrace it. give those people earplugs. continue running adds for the other churches. for money.
[1] The ads are so bad they sue you. You can't pay them due to not having enough money.
On the bright side, what money you did have goes in part to the other players!
Brainwash hobos.
[5] All seven surviving hobos are brainwashed.
Stage miracles that cause a riot in prison; use connections to break out during riot. use stolen cash to build church in another city
[5] The prison erupts into a riot! [1] Your connections smuggle you deeper into the prison.
Preform Cat related Miracles.
[6] You turn cats into wine. There is a big overturn in your congregation.
Stage hostile CCS takeover using sleepers. Use my own followers as support.
[1v3] Your sleeper agents and 170 of your followers are gunned down. Turns out, people with "Crime" in their name don't mind breaking the law!
run a recruiting drive for the riot
[6] Drive run! It runs you into the ground, but hey, 475 converts!
SUPPLY RIOT WITH BOOZE BY OPENING DOOR.
You open the door. [5] It and you are swept right into the huge, empty punch bowl at the recruiting drive, right after scapheap promised booze. This accounts for a conservatively estimated 64% of the new recruits.
RAISE MONEY FOR A CARRIER FIR CHURCH.
RECRIUT MORE PEOPLE.
BUILD UNDERGROUND COMPLEX UNDER CHURCH.
[1] You lose money, so you can't get a...a WHAT church? [4] You recruit another 50 people. [1] You collapse the schoolhouse that WAS passing as a church...
