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Have the puppies explode into geysers of ice cream. While all this insanity is happening, undo whatever is holding me. If nothing, run. If successful in undoing, run.

[3] The puppies drool ice cream as they [5v3] bite you. [4-1] Despite the puppies, you loosen the bonds and [2-1] trip and fall on your face.

Begin fundraising campaign, claiming to use the money to, "Help the poor Kitties".

[5] Fundraising successful.

sooo... alcohol is now 220 proof?

Yup.

anyways! continu running adds for the churches. with earned money buy radiostation and more radio equipment.

[6] You do. The cops finally catch onto your scam.

Reflect on my Organ-Donating ineptitude. Find new flock members. The old ones were too organless to help me much, anyway. Also, kidnap one LCS member. Enlighten, send back as sleeper.

[3] You have some new flockites. [2] You don't capture any LCS members, so no sleepers.

expand influence. build complex aroudn church.improve image more.

[4] Your influence expands. [1] Your image is worsened. Called it.

summon more angry followers

[2] People are still angry about the "called Jesus a moron" thing.

Give free booze to hobos if they agree to convert to my religion.

[1] Why? There's already free booze flowing along the ground!

play adds for the church of booze.

1 Church of Booze + 2,000 gallons of alcohol = Violation of Physics

I didn't go, "How would I know that?" I went "I had not realised that; sorry for the mistake." Seriously, stop putting words in my mouth.

If we fake leprosy, we don't need to worry about them coming too close.
If you'd prefer subtlety, we could just start a horrible, hacking cough.

I fail to see why all gods should be assumed to act like that, and either way the god is appointing the person, so it doesn't matter much.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on November 24, 2012, 12:13:43 pm

Sometimes life is hard, yes, but if you'll note what I said you'll see that I was talking about how you didn't want to do into death. That just affirms my point: Existence>Nonexistence.

Nien. you equate living and thralldom. If in that situation I would be the first to take my life.

I missed the part where Cassandra was enslaving them, but as you know I tend to crusade against empires who enslave people, once I have a chance of success. And since I was more powerful than in your days, and Cassandra would be weaker than you were, I would have crusaded like that as soon as I realised she was enslaving people.

Use Miracles to make it rain Tuna. Also, have CCCS begin various forms of advocating the Church.

[1] Some seagulls drop a fish on your face. Much of your flock leaves angrily. [3] The CCCS spray-paints stuff on the walls.

meanwhile, continue playing the song on the radio.

send out my 8 minions to play the song at harry untill he dies or goes away.

[2] People are developing resistance to the song.

rage back to life

[6] "RAAAGH! WHAT KIND OF MORON NEEDS TO WAIT THREE DAYS TO RISE?!?!" Oops, you called Jesus a moron. There goes your flock.

Convert CCS to the True Way of Organ Theft. Welcome them to my flock along with their undoubtedly large stocks of weaponry and their various safehouses.

[1] Flock dies.

I am the prophet of Booze! Give me all your booze so i can make it sacred and increase alcohol levels by 200%!

[6] People buy it. Your bar gets flooded. [6] You increase the alcohol content 300%. The average proof was about 50-60, so...the flood is 110% alcohol!

Comparing "fried by radiation" to "slightly less fried by radiation," it's effectively none.