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Behe will now enter a cocoon, to become smarter!
Pinky tastes the liquid then tries to figure out what sort of place he is in.
HP tries to eat these creatures, mainly by jumping on one of their fingers and tearing some skin off to eat![/i]

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Behe curls up and enters a metamorphic state.
Pinky tastes the liquid. It is bitter. Pinky is in a dark place full of liquid.
H.P. leaps clumsily at the creatures, due to its lack of limbs, but manages to bite off the finger of one who grabs at it! (+1 Fullness, +4 Mutation Points) These creatures seem to provide your genome with an extra mutagenic boost!

The creatures grab Magnus and Wave-Reader, and close their hands over H.P. as it dodges into their grasp. The beings with hearing note that the loud sound stops, is replaced by a swifter, low, reverberating sound, and then restarts.

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Spoiler: H.P. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Magnus (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Wave-Reader (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: GS (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Behe (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Pinky (click to show/hide)

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Dear Bleenkis McKoboldthief,

Why did you have to steal the fort's only artifact? Dick move man, dick move.

- Urist McOverseer

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Hatchling [Xenofiction]
« on: November 23, 2012, 07:52:08 pm »
As close as possible!

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"Just wondering what Charisma you are speaking about. Now... This cult idea is nice and all, but entirely too mundane. And too political. Why don't we take over a smaller nation, and convert them, first?"
Taking over nations is hard. Trust me, unless we have a small army backing us up, we ain't going no where on that front. And I mean soldiers, with guns.
Also, we're here. Unless we decide to take over Mexico, we're SOL about finding a poor country, so we might as well start here. ¿A menos que ustedes hablan español?

"We could alternatively think what comes next, always what comes next. Thinking far beyond is good so we don't find ourselves with power but without a way to spend it, but for now, we need to concentrate on how to spread."

"How about a little exercise on relaxation while we wait for our host to make his move? How would you want to be brought into the corporeal world if we manage to get our boy to Overlord? Your form, that is."

What comes next, Periwinkle? We make our first demon minion, research magic spells, start a cult with Alpha as high priest.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: November 23, 2012, 07:44:03 pm »
And I plan to put a stop to that.
To which, me doing stuff?

GWG. Sucha sad fool.  15 people were on Xantalos's back, not just sir superior. He never suceeded at anything. , however, both stopped a endless nightmare of uundeath, but ADDITIONALLY ressurecteed every living thing. Including your employees, i might add. No charge.
Guess what? You were no less alone in defeating Cassandra, especially compared to the chance that she'd destroy the universe. And she was only bringing back the already-dead.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Spearbreakers: the RTD-- Registration
« on: November 23, 2012, 07:42:33 pm »
Name: Emong Daggerbeard
Race: Dwarf
Profession: Drunk
Gender: Male
Inventory: Copper Flask (Sewer Brew), Eagle Leather Backpack (Chisel, 8 pairs of socks), Wolf Leather Pants, Red Hooded Cloak, Knife, 2 pairs of socks, sandals, 3 cats
Backstory (please don't read if you aren't the GM):

Emong will draw his knife and looks around, walking quickly towards the fortress...

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: November 23, 2012, 07:03:48 pm »
Hmm. Misko, GWG, what do you think my alignment is? Personally, I view myself as Chaotic Neutral, Good tendencies.
Chaotic Good.
There are only 2 genuinely good PCs left, and they iare Dirg and I.
Contradiction, besides, who thinks that the leader of an oppressive empire is good other than the leader himself?
No contradiction, he attempts to be good, he is neutral. Besides, How many universes have you saved motherfucker? Huh? HOW MANY MOTHERFUCEKR.
ONE!
I consistently impeded Xantalos's attempts to destroy the universe! Which had about as much chance of destroying the universe as Cassandra--more, Cass wasn't trying to destroy anything. She was trying to make a corrupt version of life which is still better than death.

Hmm. Misko, GWG, what do you think my alignment is? Personally, I view myself as Chaotic Neutral, Good tendencies.
Chaotic Good.
There are only 2 genuinely good PCs left, and they iare Dirg and I.
Contradiction, besides, who thinks that the leader of an oppressive empire is good other than the leader himself?
ME! HE IS AWESOME. HE'S THE ONLY ONE GETTING STUFF DONE. UNLIKE YOU, WHO'S JUST FAFFING ABOUT N APERTURE. PAH, SCIENCE.
I'm TRYING to get stuff done, but I keep getting beaten to the punch when people like you aren't beating me up with punches, somehow.

I've been chaotic neutral the whole time. Misko? You're Lawful Evil, borderline Lawful Stupid due to cliche.
Lawful Stupid is following the letter of the law until it breaks the spirit into a thousand shards.
Stupid Evil is making it against the law to be happy and trying to stop True Love instead of just asking Dirg and the lichette to move out of his sight before making out.
misko's more Stupid Evil, heavy on the evil.

And Xantalos is Chaotic Stupid.
Probably. First he's omnicidal, now he's...something. Very something.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ARE GNOME REVOLUTIONARY
« on: November 23, 2012, 06:57:49 pm »
Catapult lawn tools at the dog!

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We also need a random third politics guy to represent 'Independent'
What should his/her codename be? I named the Republican and Democratic codenames after the first in each party to get elected president, but not counting archaic parties which were mainstream in their day no third party candidate has ever become president. And no, Roosevelt doesn't count, he lost when he ran Bull Moose.

I want to be whatever I can use my charisma for.
Probably one of the politicians, then. Which party do you understand the rhetoric of best?

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Messianate
« on: November 23, 2012, 06:49:38 pm »
take over radio station. play it over the airwaves.
[4] People hate you more and more. Um...you're a really bad false prophet.

Oh well. Convert more followers, obtain more organs, sell for more money. Create an Upgraded Cult Servitude plan, where people who convert at least fifteen other people are promoted from Organ Donor to Organ Tither. These people will do my organ harvesting for me, even though the sales part will still be up to myself alone. If anybody objects to having their organs harvested, convince them that it is the will of the LORD that they give up their useless flesh so that the spirit may soar!
[6] Ever read Eragon? Well, your church members turn into the church of Helgrind. They wonder why you haven't tithed your flesh...

Begin to Make Warrior cat bodyguard army, to protect against nonbelievers and Tacgnol.
[3] You train a dozen attack cats. So, basically cats you've taught not to attack you.

Make church a boat then improve public image.
You don't have a church, [2] and you can't make a boat. [4] People consider you a bit less crazy.

Make the Church of Money. To fund the church, pickpocket everyone while they're not looking.
You found the Church of Money, leading the GM to request that future players please not start their cults' or whatever's names with "Church." Seriously, this is the fourth Church of Foo. Anyways, [5] you become a master thief. No one knows of you yet, but you achieve massive money. Mostly in change and fenced cell phones, but still...

attack the evil ice cream trucks
What evil ice--[5] Where did those come from? Uh, [v1] you punch the main evil ice cream truck in the "self-destruct" button, causing it to explode and destroy the rest. Your remains are sanctified.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: November 23, 2012, 06:40:36 pm »
Hmm. Misko, GWG, what do you think my alignment is? Personally, I view myself as Chaotic Neutral, Good tendencies.
Chaotic Good.
There are only 2 genuinely good PCs left, and they iare Dirg and I.
Contradiction, besides, who thinks that the leader of an oppressive empire is good other than the leader himself?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are a Goblin Chief - Month 12
« on: November 23, 2012, 06:38:33 pm »
Have the Bearslayer replace one of the hunters, who goes on to make an axe or a few. Other than that, no change.

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Simple plan. We work on our cult and research how to send some of us into different bodies. Once we do that, we'll take a few new people, given codenames as follows:
Alpha--Good old Terry, on this list for completeness.
Omega--Some adorable, charismatic person; young enough to be "cute" and to make it believable that s/he hasn't discovered supernatural powers yet, but old enough to be educatable. Maybe 10-12. This person will put on a show of being the Messiah, aided by our powers, growing repertoire of spells, and some allegedly sick people from our cult.
Lincoln, Jackson--The two big names in politics for us, one Republican and one Democrat. We should probably branch out into multiple big-time politicians under our control, but meh.
Pluto--A rich guy, to finance this stuff covertly.

That should be good. Any suggestions or volunteers for folks to possess those hypothetical people?

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ESCAPE.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You have a headache (and amnesia).
« on: November 23, 2012, 06:29:26 pm »
Determine that some level of supertoughness is another power we have, because jumping through a glass window REALLY should hurt more than that...

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