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I'm still Good. Increasingly antiheroic, but good.

"Oh, dear...I do not like that Great One's expression..."

Ironhide urges the little ones into the undergrowth, quickly, before the Great One decides to eat some Hunter on the side...
Keep an eye on the Great One, though.

Be confused.

[1] You understand everything and go MAD. Your public image suffers.

Read the Lolcat Bible to everyone. Sell copies of it door to door. Also, Claim to be Longcat.

[6] You read the Lolcat Bible to everyone. They savor and memorize it, meaning that you can't sell a single copy. [5] They believe you are Longcat, and wish for the one who saved them from Tacgnol to return.

Resurrect. Begin successful career in preaching that the angels are the real demons, mostly since they really look terrifying and seem to be quite violent. Also, preach the new philosophy of giving up any extraneous organs for the betterment of the church. Sell organs if this works and build a cool church that everyone'll like.

[2] No one believes you, not even when you quote the Bible at them. [4] Strangely, they're all good with your "Organ Tithe" idea. [2] You don't have a real church built, just a bunch of walls that were built before money ran out.

Start the church of BLOOD. play this insensitively.
http://amistupidorsomething.tumblr.com/post/36238984016

That's really annoying. [5] You play it very insensitively.

start a riot

[4] Several dozen hobos start rioting about nothing in particular.

"Few actual benefits"? The United States is not only one of the most powerful nations in the world, it's also one of the easiest to get to the top in, legitimately.

You do, however, bring up practical concerns; they must be addressed. After all, dictatorships are frowned on these days, so we need at least a few mortals under our control. Think we could put our heads together and solve the issues? Maybe I could try possessing someone...Just like the good ol' days...

Fight Tacgnol in the epic battle of Catnarok.

[5] You do. You are lauded for whatever you just did.

Point to sky and tell people "LOOK! AN ANGEL!" While they're looking away, steal their liver (possibly kidneys as well, if they're especially distracted). Cults gotta have a good financial foundation.

[6] An actual angel shows up and [6v3] smacks your skull in, lamenting that it didn't get a chance to lecture you. Resurrect?

Explode with heavenly light. Why not?

[1] Because you implode with demonic darkness. Resurrect?

Bombard earth from orbit with all types of weapons.

[2] You spit at the ground.

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Somehow I don't think you get the idea.

Or a chihuahua versus a lion.

EAT DRAGON-LIONS.
EAT WHOEVER FIRST CALLED ME TROGDOR.