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"A Toon, accompany Smith's men. Everyone else, stay with me; we're taking the Minwu around for recon.

Send A Toon to the station via shuttle; everyone else stays inside as the Minwu circles and we do reconnaissance on the station.

How exactly does one butcher a [color] tag?

On purpose.

Also, t'was my first turn here

Oh, right, that's why you weren't in the character list in the OP...gimme a sec...

Think IVs. They're too small.

Hah wait till I get to set up some research.
I'm going to invent a military commando force capable of boarding space stations or ships without using a ship to do it .

What, shoot them up in a big capsule?

Do that, then talk to the cubs.
Tame bear cubs? Awesome.

FUCK.

Respawn as a clankborg. For the lulz.

[5] You find a lovely lady and enjoy her in the afterlife. Please remember how literally I take curse words.
[4-1] You're not a well-designed one. Probably a Spark's first project.
Speaking of sparks...

BUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
FIRE SHALL CONSUME ALL!! ALLL WILL BEEE AAAAAASH!!!!! BUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNN

>Unless I am no longer sentient, in which case be Tim the Enchanter.

[3] You fan the fire with your still-sentient ashes.

I hug everyone!

[3] You hug people quickly.

"I'm so fucking sick of these mutha fucking zombies on this mutha fucking plane!" Laser the zombies to death. Burn the survivors with a lightsaber. Then crash a plane on them. ALL OF THEM. AT THE SAME TIME.

Wait, plane?
[3-2] The laser explodes. [2-2-1] The plane crashes into a wall several hundred feet up. Respawn?

Extend foot so we can move. Give feet-control to Talvik.

STOMP zombies
SHOOT zombies.

[6] You stomp on some zombies with your overweighted foot, falling over. [1-1] You shoot tomio's part with your gattling shotgun. Respawn, tomio?

SUMMON THE CONTENTS OF A TYPICAL /dev/null DIRECTORY
color=transparent I seriously hope you interpret this right you smug GM, you
Cackle.

[1] You summon a CD, which hits the rock and shatters. One bit hits you in the eye. Respawn?

((Oh, thanks for that note GWG.))

"Oh goodness..this probably won't end up good- I meant satisfactory."

Begin addressing prayers, answering them only until the limits of my power - no sadistic wishes granted or destruction of the world, no granting a kill to anyone wishing ill to their fellowmen, no instant wealth or added lifespan for dubious reasons, No demons.

[1-1] You accidentally grant a prayer about coming to a birthday party and giving eternal life and godly power to a three-year-old. You are stripped of your divine status.

Deny being in denial. Deny it so hard that the denial becomes true.

[1] You deny it so hard that the denial is irreversibly false.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on November 16, 2012, 05:51:05 pm

Quote from: Doomblade187 on November 15, 2012, 08:33:26 pm

Respawn as a Space Marine.

[1] You respawn as an Imperial Guardsman.

Thank you. I'm glad to see you understand how it works.

Kill ALL the zombies and gain a promotion!

[3] You kill a dozen walkers. Not bad.

GM Turn:
The zombies attack Doomblade, Furtaka, Vorthon  Yoink, and the Jägers, since they're the only edible things nearby. [6,6,1,2,3v6,4,3,5,1] Doomblade avoids the attack by chopping off the bitten arm, Furtaka gets mauled but is alive, Vorthon and Yoink avoid injury, and the Jägers get bitten.
A drop pod hits [3] the laboratory. Six Omega Marauders marines file out, marauding towards the zombies.

"Prep done. Janos has offered us 50 infantry, so Minwu is gonna get a bit crowded...

Send all toons and Georgeson to Io.