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BECOME THE RED QUEEN.
THE RESIDENT EVIL ONE.
AWESOME LABS.

We've got the wave-reader, behe, GS-057-A, H.P, Ubik, and the realization that I accidentally assigned two critters to Caerwyn. Now we just need Jatha's action!

So wait, am I still alive? Because if so:
>BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNN EEEEEVEEEERRRRRYYYYYYYTTTTHHHIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If not,
>Respawn As Tim the Enchanter

On fire, but alive. [6] You burn everything, even yourself.

Fight off the rest of the zombies.. CLOSE PORTAL.

[3] You kill a walker before [2] tugging ineffectively at the edge of the portal.

No. My player is not consumed. Make him not so, then merge with him. WE SHALL BE ONE.

[2] You are in denial.

Derm it

[2] You...how does a series of sentient nuclear explosions not derm things? I guess you move high above the ground?

Materialize a gatling gun with gatling guns for barrels, and infinite ammo, and start mowing down those... things.

[2-2+1] Despite my approval of your terminology, you put the barrels on backwards. Respawn?

Respawn as a Space Marine.

[1] You respawn as an Imperial Guardsman.

>SOMEHOW BE STILL ALIVE UNDEAD

MAYBE MORE LIKE SKELETON NOW THOUGH

>MEDITATE IN NEWLY-CREATED PEACE AND QUIET

[6] You return to life! [4-1] You meditate a bit and determine that those things will probably try to eat you.
*looks up "Not Using the Z Word* on TV Tropes for more inspiration*

((I fail as what? Living or dead?

*Tiruin checks the OP.

You could make it clearer sometimes.))

Quote from: Tiruin on November 14, 2012, 09:25:52 pm

REVIVE AS THE SAME CREATURE.

If you fail to respawn, you're not respawned. That usually means you're still dead.
[6] You respawn as a god of kitsunes. You are promptly bombarded with prayers.

Quote from: Tavik Toth on November 16, 2012, 12:54:27 pm

LETS WORK TOGETHER

FORM SUPERMECH WITH TAVIK. DISREGARD PREVIOUS POST.

[6,5] You form a super-powerful mech with two personalities! Tavik Toth's half is oversized, rendering the whole immobile. In addition, while tomio's arm (the left) has a rocket launcher, Tavik's half has only a gattling shotgun which runs out of ammo really, really fast.

GM Turn:
The Jägers [3v1] slaughter several infected by pointing at the far wall and removing the head or destroying the brain while their backs are turned.
The clanks [6] explode, destroying several things and killing [6] [5]...nothing directly, but the Jägers jumped away hard enough that they scattered into the horde whilst prone.
The fire burns on. [1] The PCs catch on fire and lose all flammable items!

Consume a single grub, then travel away from the rest of the brood before forming a cocoon.

I thought pholgiston was the one that needed lots of heat to be synthesized?

And if it requires more heat than the human body can take, how was it discovered?

I agree.

Hippoes are very dangerous if you provoke them, they are completely harmless if you let them be. Really anything with hooves can easily destroy you in adventure mode though, just needs a bit of luck if you are highly skilled and a bit of less luck if you arent wearing a helmet.

That's actually pretty accurate. Hippies kill more people than any other African mammal.
...Autocorrect changed hippoes to hippies. Screw it, it stays.

I am surprised by the deadliness of pandas.

Alright, Vorthon and misko, here's the deal.

Be ethical and sane.

If you don't, once I get my base of power to the point where I don't get killed by one lucky roll, I'll be coming to get you. I still have Sol Slayers...