May 9, 2024: The May '24 Report is up.
News: April 23, 2024: Dwarf Fortress 50.13 has been released.
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FIFY.Adorable talking furry penguin like creatures! It would be madness not to!Fine then. I'll just fight everyone, including your wife while you cuddle penguins.
There are worse violations of ethics *cough* misko */cough*. Also, Corai? Feel free to earn a medal this way.You lost your sense of morality. When that happens, Heros turn on you. In that case, you've managed to get hated by everyone then. Good job. I'm helping by offering medals to anyone who wants to help invade Vorthonistan. Shiny awesome medals. And ribbons.KILL VORTHON. THEN RESURRECT HIM AND KILL HIM AGAIN. THEN RESSURECT HIM AGAIN AND KILL HIM AGAIN. KILL HIM UNTIL HE BEGS TO BE KILLED.What'd I do?
If you use the planet destroyers, I will use...make WMDs then use them!...All I did was make an empire of furries. It's a benevolent empire.Well, I have a empire, therfore you're going down punk. If you have not surrendered by next turn, I will start using the Planet destroyers.
Tsk tsk tsk.Imagine misko as the Imperium's non-Emperor leadership...
Somebody seems to forget that competition breeds innovation.
That round doesn't even make any bloody sense. At best that leg could have bruised my intestines or something, but not fucking decapitate my lower body. It feels like i did potato and summoned Cthulu along the way. It just doesn't work that way.Neither can i, especially as lower bodies don't have heads.
You know, i still cannot comprehend how on earth you could do that. EVEN in my wildest imaginations(Let me tell that they are very strange) i cannot imagine a god damn ELVEN LEG, decapitating my lower body.
((Explain that -1?))I,d have to check, but probably from the rule where the second (unrelated) action in a turn gets -1.
"I'm not doubting your competence in your field, just the versatility of said field.""If we're keeping this dreck up, we'll need a medbay soon. Unless we want Private here to be the main medic...""What, I'm not fancy enough for you? College is overrated, doc."
Expense.QuoteAlso the key word was I'm against selling so we can hire new ships. I'm fine with hiring, just not selling and using the money for hiring.Let's imagine a situation... we sell all our small crafts, spend cash on upgrades and get our dock filled with hired pilots and their crafts. What is bad in this situation (as long as we keep making money to pay wages)
Let's only put things we can deal with getting hit in the vulnerable areas--most important stuff is safely deep in the ship.Quote2. True, but a matter of luck is still a chance, especially with an auxiliary reactor. Also the dock not getting hit is probably also just a matter of chance.Than let's remove anything valuable from the shipThen it will not get hit
((Talking. I just left out the quotation marks.))If you didn't want to come, you didn't have to!((Is this a thought or is Majere talking?))
Join the club..."Ugh.. Stuck in here with a group of gluttony demons, and wrath demons... And yes, we need a female human virgin. And we know where one is."Uh... I'm pretty sure I'm a sanity demon. Judging by my surroundings, sanity definitely counts as a Sin around here.
She sighs softly.Agreed. Also, I name thee an honorary sanity demon.
"And I'm lust, but that doesn't really matter. So! We're close to completing at least one of our goals. THEN we may make new ones.
I think The Golden One is the sanity demon here.Thanks.
"More eggs mean we can convert her friends as well. SIX minions."Plus someone she dislikes, for experimentation. We have a crocodile egg, no?
Well, can we get something to eat on the way to her house then?Fine. I've been fond of that one dish, what's it called, xocolātl, for a while now.
Terry is eating for about twenty at this point.
