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Huh, having a empire is hard without a bonus huh? What with everyone capable of beating it up and such.Even Xantalos could probably destroy it!
Before you do, bear in mind d that this means getting on the USSR-esque side of a potential cold war...Shut up. I'm forming my own faction. I'll have my bonus soon enough.NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT.
So, who wants to help me invade vorthonistan? There are awesome medals to be had!
Dude. I'm giving you a less destructive army. They're spies. they only kill stuff and disable electronics. And unless you want a Painis Cupcake army and want to risk getting mass-eaten, they're your best bet. Now gimme my Gel Gun.You'll get the gun upon delivery of the minions.
The weapons at our disposal make the 1960s nukes look like children's toys.GOOD LUCK.I'd prefer a hot one.
Hey misko, want a cold war?
MISKO. I COULD GIVE YOU A CONTIGENT OF CATPEOPLE SUPERSOLDIERS IF YOU LEAVE MY GLORIOUS EMPIRE ALONE.Don't trust misko.
Dude. I'm giving you a less destructive army. They're spies. they only kill stuff and disable electronics. And unless you want a Painis Cupcake army and want to risk getting mass-eaten, they're your best bet. Now gimme my Gel Gun.You'll get the gun upon delivery of the minions.
The weapons at our disposal make the 1960s nukes look like children's toys.GOOD LUCK.I'd prefer a hot one.
Hey misko, want a cold war?
MISKO. I COULD GIVE YOU A CONTIGENT OF CATPEOPLE SUPERSOLDIERS IF YOU LEAVE MY GLORIOUS EMPIRE ALONE.Don't trust misko.
When you "move" your ship onto the planet you capture it and then the ship goes back into orbit. As in they head back to the last space they were in before capturing.Wait, then why don't I hold A4?
