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I'll get started ASAO.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on November 07, 2012, 09:42:47 pm

Quote from: Thecard on November 07, 2012, 09:22:51 pm

"Yo, Grek!  Wait up a second!"  Try to get him to make it a sword, using hand-gestures if we speak different languages.
((I... well, I didn't create this character, so I have no idea what language he speaks.  Can we go with common?))
After that, I will try to pay respects to the dead.  Blenk will not entirely be dead, as his spirit will be the vengeful orb, if it is created.  But Bork is likely to be eaten, and I doubt Josh will survive.  Dwarf tunnels are no place for idiots.  But I will make a shrine to Bork, while Grek (hopefully) makes me a sword.

Look one post above you.

Oh.  Sorry about that, didn't see.

It's okay. Amusing, but okay.

"Yo, Grek!  Wait up a second!"  Try to get him to make it a sword, using hand-gestures if we speak different languages.
((I... well, I didn't create this character, so I have no idea what language he speaks.  Can we go with common?))
After that, I will try to pay respects to the dead.  Blenk will not entirely be dead, as his spirit will be the vengeful orb, if it is created.  But Bork is likely to be eaten, and I doubt Josh will survive.  Dwarf tunnels are no place for idiots.  But I will make a shrine to Bork, while Grek (hopefully) makes me a sword.

Look one post above you.

Boo, Electoral College!

Demoralize Electoral College Robot by explaining why it's outdated! If it'd help my roll, I could type some sample arguments...

>Fall back on prepared positions, locking down the hive for siege  and UNLEASH FIRE, hoping to break the siege. Watch hopefully as Spinal Steps on the enemy. Aid if possible.
>Eggs. If she gets hungry feed her workers, but keep the damn eggs safe.

[3] A small wall is created from various bits. [4-1] The queen lays 27 eggs.

FUCK UP THE MECH!

Have I mentioned lately that I take swears literally?
[3] You attempt to f&*k the mech, but it isn't interested.

Attack the Jägermonstern!

You're outnumbered 185 to one, [2] which leads to you losing several important limbs. You feel yourself getting sucked into the sword. Respawn?

I. Am. The. World. Serpent. Dweller upon Yggrasil, He who can devour which is divine. Speaking of which, go get a bite to eat, squish Miskos foes then continue trying to become unsubject to the universes laws. Mostly by contemplating how to go about doing so.

[2] No food available, [3-1] you miss, and two actions per turn.

Respawn as a nuclear explosion

Are you TRYING to derm things up?
[3] You respawn as a plutonium fuel rod attached to a hand grenade. Boom. Respawn?

Find gold. Preferably, without being noticed.

[3] You find a golden BB. Weird.

>BE ZZOMBIE.

AGAIN.

[5] Despite being undead, you remember enlightenment.

((Foxfire - floating gaseous orbs of ever-burning luminescence that survives as long as the Kitsune survives. It can be called upon through sheer will and dispersed as such.))

Shift to Spirit Form and then weave an alter-dimension pathway which doesn't currently do anything.

[3] You are ghostier. [1-1] Your pathway does SOMETHING, actually. A portal opens up in the middle of the main room, about 15 feet up. You get sucked in. Respawn?

Respawn. Eat bagel. Take over mech if it is still alive. Otherwise, create ANOTHER mech. Become famous one-man-band again.

[6] The bagel is so delicious, you can't help but waste the rest of your turn weeping in sorrow.

Try to turn into an armoured core again.
Expand nation of tanks with panzer 4s and more buildings.

[3] Your core gets a bit of armor. [1-1] You try to build, but forget that your "arm" is a turret. The civilian casualties make your remaining constituents ponder the wisdom of reelecting you. Or not overthrowing you.

GM Turn:
The mech [4] squashes Vorthon. Respawn?
De Jägermonstern [2] don' noticeably herm de mech due to mournink der leader. Den a fight breaks out.
The siege begins! [5+2v5+1] Despite misko's fortifications, the Hive manages to kill every worker, warrior, and queen. But at what cost? Oh, before I forget: Respawn?

"You want me to WHAT? Oh, fine."

Take hammer, soften it with dragonfire, and shape it into a sword-shaped thing. Ideally a sword-shaped sword.

Yes, but the babies will last longer, long-term. They'll be able to kidnap more mortals and make more babies, and boom! Race reborn.

Once we start, we'll need to make sure the world is still like we think it is and that they haven't figured out steel, plate armor, lasers, etc out.

A few thoughts:
1. WAGONS. THEY AREN'T CARTS.
2. Using dragons and other large creatures at this stage of the game just proves that tiles make physics wonky for now.
3. Wagons are probably too clumsy to avoid traps.
4. What kind of a host would you be if you didn't let your wanted guests know about the deadly traps in your lawn and sidewalk? It's not like you're sending engraved notes to every goblin tower. Or that they'd remember...
5. The game's in alpha. Some things are sorta odd right now, but that should be fixed by 1.0.01 and shouldn't be used to justify your argument. I suppose #2 falls under this.