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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Ooh, what's this? An ASCII Art Adventure!
« on: November 04, 2012, 08:32:43 pm »
After a brief attempt to dance and teach the rat to do so, which predictably fails, you jump on the back of the rat and ride off. After four or six minutes of navigating through tunnels and listening to idle chatter, you emerge into a moonlit valley, with a winding road leading to your site, massive cliffs, and a bunch of glowing, owl-shaped...owls, probably. It's a long ride, but you learn more about the two kobolds with you.
There's a warlock named I'Gix, about a decade your junior. She's mysterious, but hints that she didn't choose to go along. Also present is a barbarian named D'Toh, perhaps a few years younger than I'Gix and known for his bad temper. Nice pair.

After about fifteen minutes of hard riding, you leave the valley and start riding another scenic road alongside a cliff. Lovely. However, a new glowing suddenly appears a few hundred feet away. It approaches. From the looks of it, it's a wasp a bit bigger than you and approaching fast!
What do you do?

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: November 04, 2012, 08:28:52 pm »
Xantalos was still throwing his action away on destroying the world. He's got a better chance of winning the election on Tuesday.

Who is Stout Shakos and why would I want him?

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism II: So many NPCs...Why?
« on: November 04, 2012, 08:21:13 pm »
Quote from: Tiruin on November 04, 2012, 09:11:40 am
"And now a mech."

Create a field ward which forms a sanctuary-area from harm. AKA, Shield self.

Edit:

If DEAD, AGAIN. RE-FRICKIN'-REVIVE AS THE SAME CREATURE!
Nope, you're miraculously still alive.
[1+1] No luck...

Quote from: Vorthon on November 04, 2012, 09:18:17 am
What happened to the awesome accent?

KICK TURTLE ISLAND IN NARDS.
Hyu hed no action.
2] Hyu missed, sveethot! Heppy?

Quote from: Furtuka on November 04, 2012, 10:00:20 am
ZOMBIES I COMMAND YE TO CONSUME AND INFECT
No zombies.

Quote from: Doomblade187 on November 04, 2012, 10:46:12 am
Join the winning swordsman, and help him defeat the others.
[3] You inch closer to the winning guy.

Quote from: misko27 on November 04, 2012, 11:42:18 am
WE ARE NOW ALOTTA ANTS.

Expand Nest for new ants.
Be glad people killing everything are in other room.
[5] Nest get! Yum, bits of Tavik!

Quote from: Tavik Toth on November 04, 2012, 11:56:28 am
Respawn on earth.
Be in a challenger 2 tank.
[3] You're a British tank on the island turtle.

Quote from: Spinal_Taper on November 04, 2012, 12:48:47 pm
Continue being stubborn. Spawn as the Anti-GM, collide with the GM.
[0] You are locked in a little closet in the World Serpent Inn.

Quote from: Cassandra on November 04, 2012, 01:23:15 pm
Extract self from bed. Apologize to the couple that just had a snake girl in their bed.
That does sound awkward, now that you mention it...
[3] You are bodily hauled out the door. Ow, your tail!

Quote from: tomio175 on November 04, 2012, 01:28:16 pm
Take over giant mech.
[2v6] No dice, but no action from the mech either.

Quote from: Yoink on November 04, 2012, 04:46:49 pm
>BLOCK EARS WITH DIRT, CONTINUE MEDITATION
[4] Ears blocked! [4+1-1] You finally get some peace...

GM Turn:
The island tortoise [3] shakes Vorthon over to the edge of its shell.
The clones do nothing, but look sinisterly at the nearby people.
The swordsman who is "winning" [6] grabs Doomblade187 by the blade, lacerating his hand. The others [2,4v×,2] manage to give him a ablack eye.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Clockwork Empires (Found a colony)
« on: November 04, 2012, 08:08:38 pm »
Name: Anson Dallison
Profession: Naturalist
Personality: Dedicated to science, Obsessed with occult as a hobby

Description: Ever since he was a child, Anson has been obsessed with magic, especially dragons. Even as he grew older and learned that such things did not exist, he enjoyed novels and such depicting the fantastic creatures. When he read about the opportunities offered by the new worlds opening up, he jumped at the news, wondering if the dreams of his youth could be realised there. A volcano sounded like prime dragon-hunting territory, so An son came here. Now, he's trying to get some evidence of the mighty beasts...

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« on: November 04, 2012, 07:25:25 pm »
"I'll consider it. I'm opening bidding in the OOC thread."

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« on: November 04, 2012, 07:13:15 pm »
"Kill Vorthon? Gotcha."

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll To Dodge (Now with Mountains)
« on: November 04, 2012, 07:10:06 pm »
Keep chatting with Darken, focusing on learning Dwarvish and teaching Arken...uh...whatever language I speak.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: November 04, 2012, 07:07:28 pm »
Quote from: Greenstarfanatic on November 04, 2012, 11:16:25 am
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on November 03, 2012, 08:00:23 pm
Quote from: Greenstarfanatic on November 02, 2012, 11:15:51 pm
You guys all just speculate too much. DO Something for once! I mean, you just argue about who's better, and GwG, it sure as hell ain't you! Misko, it might just be you. Yoink, same to you. Dirg, eh. Lichette is not much of a threat unless attacked, which you guys aren't even doing anymore. For gods sake, Misko, let me join you so we can take her down. She's not doing much, I don't care about her, and I WANNA DO SOMETHING.
I at least claim abilities within my power. And mostly poke fun at Xantalos and criticize misko. I'm not a blowhard.
From some of your most recent turns, I have no idea WHAT you're trying to do. Besides all you have is a bonus. That doesn't mean power. ABILITY in this game is power. What your own limits are. Not what the dice limit you to. I cannot destroy universes. But I can create swords that become MacGuffins within five turns. YOU have invaded aperture and claim that the fight has moved there. It has not. YOU are there, with Cassandra. The rest of US are on a randomly placed yet very convenient plane in the midst of the universe.
We were in Aperture for a while. Besides, I control the labs' manufacturing stuff.
I'm not sure what to do, either. The bad guys seem to be defeating themselves better than I could...

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Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on November 03, 2012, 08:00:23 pm
Quote from: Dirg on November 03, 2012, 01:04:40 am
I may not like fighting, but you guys keep bugging my team mates or threatening them, I will end you. Don't assume just because 99% of the deaths here aren't permanent, that I don't  have means of either getting rid of you, or delaying your actions for a few turns.
Good luck. Hey, want some Aperture products?
NO. Unless you can morph the Gel tubes with the portal gun and would be willing to give it to me, NO. And Dirg wouldn't have much of a use for it. He is just a pansy boy, after all.
What're you willing to pay?

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Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on November 03, 2012, 08:00:23 pm
Quote from: Dirg on November 03, 2012, 01:25:45 am
Nothing negative? You've repeatedly insulted my wife, your so called minions continue to try to find ways to harass people, and the only thing besides violence that your capable of speaking is lies. But go on being cocky and full of it, as you slowly tear yourself apart with each strike you try to deal to us. You are your own worst enemy, and by the end of this, it will be your own actions that end you and your cause. Though if necessary, I might speed it up a little.
Hasn't misko proved unaffected by logic sufficiently?
That's Xantalos. Misko is still affected by logic, albeit not as much as you. He can do anything, within HIS reason.
Both have shown instances of ignoring the facts...

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Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on November 03, 2012, 08:00:23 pm
Quote from: misko27 on November 03, 2012, 01:42:58 am
Quote from: Cassandra on November 03, 2012, 01:40:14 am
This is where you can tell Misko practices his speeches infront of the mirror. Most of what he says applies more to himself than anyone else.
Says the Nazi. Fascist scum. Hitlerite pig. Difference between you and me? I don't pretend to have such high morals. I also don't hunt werewolves.
I think most of that app.lies more to you...
No, not really. He realizes he's evil, and takes full advantage of it. He's not under delusions of Grandieur, and he has not killed a single werewolf.
The last one was what made it most but not all, and he's got big-time delusions.

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Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on November 03, 2012, 08:00:23 pm
Quote from: misko27 on November 03, 2012, 02:00:02 am
Quote from: Dirg on November 03, 2012, 01:55:32 am
Oh please, you're nothing more than a spoiled child throwing a tantrum because you didn't get what you want. Solutions have been offered to solve this peacefully, and given you far more then you deserved, but because it wasn't everything you wanted, you stomped your feet, shouted insults, then flailed about all in an act to seem scary. Even at your most terrifying point though Misko, you where never a threat. Also may I remind you the very woman you keep accusing of ending reality is the same one that wants to spread it, yet on your team is a non-existant being thats goal is just to destroy it? This has nothing to do with reality, the universe, or your wife, this is just you not getting what you want and being upset.
You enjoy historical re-editing, I see. Frankly, the one thing I want to know is what is it you think I want, hmm? I'm very curious what you think I want.
Dude, you're the one being creative with the facts. Your attempts to do anything except hurt players with lower bonuses have failed, you bully. Tim offers a chance to bargain and you don't try diplomacy until you attack him, and your "attempt" was telling me to keep chatting to him. Also, you're bragging too much.
Yeah. If we made peace, the game would be over, we would be out of the best minimalist RTD in Bay12 so far. If anything, we should be attacking anyone and everything at this point.
Geez, what's wrong with you? That's a fast path to destruction via Tim...

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Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on November 03, 2012, 08:00:23 pm
Quote from: Greenstarfanatic on November 03, 2012, 09:53:39 am
Quote from: Dirg on November 03, 2012, 02:14:53 am
Clearly what you claim you want isn't what you want for one. Romantics and its affiliates have made no threatening move to you or your nazi empire and have been more contempt with just minding our own buisness while you try to attack us, the universe, and its envoy, so obviously not peace. You've made no attempt to reconnect with your son or save your wife from her demise, so obviously not family. You constantly put your own creations at risk with your own actions, so not growth. Perhaps what you want is death, considering your self destructive tendencies. I shall offer one last time the hand of peace. If you truly value what you accomplished and wish to keep it safe not from us, but your destructive habits, then I suggest you take it. You will keep everything you've accomplished thus far, and be in charge of it, on the condition that you leave us alone and never bother us again with threats or war.
This all brings me back to my points last page and about twenty pages ago, YOU TALK AND TALK AND FUCKING TALK, but none of you really do anything in-game. Dirg, Misko's right, you haven't been doing much to attack anyone, with the Lichette, the AUTOMATED CHARACTER, calling all of the shots. None of us want peace, because all you've been doing is offering it, and not even giving us a decent fight. I've done some cool stuff. I've created a giant sword that is said to do wonders against the lichette, yet I joined her side to have some fun and give myself a challenge. I failed miserably first turn with my fight with Hans. Figures. I've become pretty fucking powerful, and you have not shown any of it to us. Come on pansy boy, let's see what you can do against us in a REAL fight. Mano e Mano, Misko angainst Dirg. GO!
Bah, while I'd like that it's not plausible.
How so, dear boy?
Logistics. Se won't get them both to stay focused on it long enough for them to reach the same spot with the lichette's love and misko's internal issues.

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Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on November 03, 2012, 08:00:23 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on November 03, 2012, 07:03:12 pm
Quote from: misko27 on November 03, 2012, 07:01:31 pm
Quote from: Wrex on November 03, 2012, 06:59:45 pm
Indeed. I can only -suggest- someone give in to the beast within and become finally true to their wild natures. I can't force it on them.
Corai is currently a half werewolf. You can, If only for a turn. People were enslaved to the Lich early on.
Neh, that was voluntary. Just steal her soul and give me the aid if you wish. I just want to complete my job.
Look, you're the only one who wants the world destroyed. If you ever did gets enough of a bonus to have a lantern archon's chance in Demogorgon's palace of destroying the universe, anyone not impeding you would be undermining your bonus. Give it up and just try to destroy, say, politicians or something.
You see, this is why we hate you. We WANT to have difficulty destroying the universe. It's FUN. We take joy in having a good laugh over tea and universal destruction attempts. There's nothing you can do to change our minds. We're going to do what we find the most entertaining.
Alright, I'll just try to make sure you never get a 10.

Quote from: misko27 on November 04, 2012, 11:56:20 am
Quote from: miauw62 on November 04, 2012, 07:57:55 am
I dont think the Lichette will agree to having sex with misko.
Imagine the children ._.
Eww, no, eww, Eww. Eww. No. No Necrophilia.

NO

Misinterpreted the hell out of me. Also, I'M WISE TO YOUR TRANSPARENCY!
Hm, gives me an idea...
misko, would you like the lichette better if she was non-undead?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion
« on: November 04, 2012, 07:06:13 pm »
Also, Jägermonstern make goot schpies, because no vun kan onderstund dem und dey don' succumb to mere torture.

Und dey're tough enough to viddstund moderate artillery fire. BIO-GLaDOs supports Projeck Hunter fully.

(Tenks iz owed to Santiago's Jagerizer.)

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« on: November 04, 2012, 06:57:37 pm »
Quote from: Corai on November 04, 2012, 05:07:41 pm
Quote from: Greenstarfanatic on November 04, 2012, 01:54:05 pm
Say 'Fuck it' and join Misko. First order of business: Kill Cassandra.

"Seeman, Seeldier, sic 'er/'im."

IMPEDE ACTION/PROTECT CASSANDRA.

"I have your back, Cassandra. Until GreatWyrmGold calls me off at least."
"I'm fine with it, unless my boss complains."

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Roll To Dodge / Re: 'Ye Olde Rolle To Dodge' 15th-16th Century Fantasy RTD *TURN 15 IS UP*
« on: November 04, 2012, 06:56:42 pm »
Locate a village or something. A place with food and shelter.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Flip To Dodge - turn 4 - some more fighting.
« on: November 04, 2012, 06:55:01 pm »
{T}

Thank the guard for the plump helmet. Eat.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Salvation : A Spaceship suggestion game [Poll]
« on: November 04, 2012, 06:40:00 pm »
It only returns once it drops the warhead.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are an ordinary person!
« on: November 04, 2012, 06:38:36 pm »
Quote from: MrCelt on November 04, 2012, 06:29:21 pm
You're an ordinary person...
Since when is being a bum with three jobs and vigilanteism at night normal?

I agree with misko.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You Are a Quickly-Evolving Furry Centipede
« on: November 04, 2012, 06:36:47 pm »
Biology nerd here: Real lungs are a good idea once we have our food issue under control.

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