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Quote from: Cassandra on November 02, 2012, 06:46:42 pm

Quote from: Xantalos on November 02, 2012, 06:45:05 pm

Huh. Yoink got a +3.
Rip Yoink's teeth out and use them to inflict puncture wounds on all his pressure points, which Mr Fingersfrom the web comic Goblins will then stick his fingers into. Rip out his spinal cord and strangle him with it while beating him to death with his own intestines.
Then absorb his soul and destroy the universe.

You are still dead.

Dead does not apply to me nor matter.

Kinda does.
However, the sequel has started, so you're un-dead.

Research how to brew gin?

That was really stupid. I thought these were supposed to be corrupting the wishes, not saying something bad that happens.

Granted. You're my step-grandfather who died from smoking too much. To quote my The Art of Minimalism game, Respawn? Only you can't.

I wish I could respawn.

Granted. You get a period. It's yours. Prepare for nany more, once a month. If you're a man, you'll be bleeding from your penis.

Wrong wish.

I.

You.

I wish I had the 100% voluntary ability to divine the true answer to any question I thought of within seconds simply by thinking about it, with no negative side effects, and subtley enough that I am not taken by any organization to be forced to use my power against my will, with my current self-control being enough to avoid overuse.

No, the Scissors Tribe!

Or the Rex Clan.

Clan sounds cool.

Uh, granted...it means that you're unable to use blorgl, so not granted and the universe implodes.

I wish I had the 100% voluntary ability to divine the true answer to any question I thought of within seconds simply by thinking about it, with no negative side effects, and subtley enough that I am not taken by any organization to be forced to use my power against my will, and finally that I had the self-control needed to properly used the ability.

Infect Vorthigiant thingy!

INFECT ALL THE DEAD BODIES

Oh, dear. [5] Very oh dear.

DIG UP! FOR NIZE HATZ EVERYWHERE!

Hatz? [1] Hyu hat! Iz verra sandy! Ahh! Iz not gud!

Respawn as a sword-wielding guy. With the number "187" printed on his shirt.

[1] You are a sword with" 187" engraved on the blade.

Finish Meditations, and create Doorway to World Serpent Inn. Walk in.

[5+1] There is a doorway in the main room marked World Serpent Inn. Several demigods poke their heads out, and one has enough of a beef with you to kill you before returning to her drink. Respawn?

Kick Darwin into the pit, ruining evolution forever. Then evolve into the DM, challenging the GM for INFINITE POWAHHHHHHH.

There is no pit. Evolution definitely doesn't work that way.

Be more ants.
Build wall around lab complex.

[5] Your queen spews out 733 eggs, which will be larvae next turn and adults the turn after that. [1] Your ants dig a trench, then get buried when it collapses. Nine are lost.

>COME BACK TO LIFE AS ZZOMBIE

EXTRA 'Z' STANDS FOR 'ZEN'

[4] Check.

Respawn as a Respawn,
Go into another room.

[5] What the Abyss is a Respawn?

Examine self. Then test if I can wield magic by generating a shield around me.

[3] You make a puny shield. An ant wanders through it.

Autonomous state of the art battlemech, kill everyone but self, conjure non-toxic, non-poisonous donut. Eat donut.

Why are you being omnicidal?
[1] You generate a gas which brings everyone back to life! Even the zombies, who will be NPCs. So many NPCs...[5-1] You create a donut but, being a robot, can't eat it.

Stop self from being killed.
Build a battlestar.

[1] You take refuge in a furnace! Respawn?

GM TURN:
The NPCs take stock of their existence.