DIG UP!
[2] Hyu iz not verra lucky...
Evolve into superior form of bee
Them be more bees.
Evolution doesn't work that way! [1] You turn into a colony of 34 ants, [1] and a single queen on top of that.
Be King Leonidas. Kick Persians.
[4] You're Leonidas, but have no Persians to kick.
Meditate on creating a Gate to the World Serpent Inn. As a Phantom, due to my understanding of the Universe!
Okay.
I respawn as a zombiefying fungus
[4] Uh...check.
((Ignore action?))
((Redact that, nobody told me I was distinctly DEAD.))
Respawn as a Kitsune.
[4] Check.
>TRY AGAIN.
GOTTA WORK SOMETIME, RIGHT? I AM TOO ZEN TO DIE, DANGIT
Um...ah. Um, turn what into the island?
HAVE MILLIONS OF FOLLOWERS, GET THEM TO DESTROY THE LABORATORY.
[2] Nice try.
Respawn again as state of the art autonomous warmech, kill everyone again, excluding myself this time.
[3] You're an obsolete battlemech, [1] recalled for a bug which caused its main chaingun to set off the fuel. Respawn?
Evolve into battlestar.
Jump to caprica.
Evolution STILL does not work that way! [2] Hence, no dice.
GM Turn:
Um, still no NPCs.
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I should note that if you want a new room, just say you're entering it and I'll roll to see if you make the new room. Just like the mech did!