Now, THIS is a precarious position.
Shit.
We relaunch Archie.
"Oi d'no, shoulln' Oi get some hazad pay, t'least?"

"Wachoo mean, Oi'm already floin'?"

"Oh. Tha' 'xplains a lot."I fail to reach orbit, not getting enough acceleration at apoapsis to make an orbit.
I'm sure the world below thinks we're a lot prettier than we think the world below is.The second time...
Is that a periapsis I see?...works!
Although thereafter I go through a weird thing where everything was invisible. It gets cleared up, though.
After much spinning, I found the blue marker! After more spinning (and confusing the functions of the w and s keys more than once...), I line up with it and prepare to burn.
Burn, baby, burn! Orbital inferno!I flub a little, but get to a 0.3-degree inclination.
The intersect distances are hundreds of kilometers! (843.8 to be exact.) I locate a Scott Manley tutorial, note that I'll need to be going around the time it's done, and close KSP.
But hey, we're in orbit now!