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The spac...island lands! Cassandra is safe in the laboratory along with Doomblade,and Vorthon is un Jäeger, but everyone else...Respawn?"Respawn?" Is TAoM code for "You just died, now what'll you be when you come back?"
*sighs* "This is the last time I accept jewelry from Greatwyrmgold. Honey, I'm gonna go dispose of these things before they go off." PROPERLY DISPOSE OF EARRINGS THEN GO COOK LICHETTE AND I SOME BREAKFAST.Express sadness over their lack of trust and request earrings back, via E-mail.
So GWG, tell me, what is your plan to be diplomatic here?Plan?
misko makez Lucrezia look like ze Heterodyne Boyz.Misko, you still haven't answered my question: Why must I join you if I become a Jäegermonster?But at that rate I won't become awesome for three more turns.More seriously, there are many resources to be had. I don't think you realize the extent of my control over the universe. As I move towards economic reforms, I can supply literally everyone here with whatever they want. Except Cassandra, Because She justs hates me, so no room for compromise.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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There iz more vot needz to be explained?[/doesnothaveafuckingcluewhatjaegarmonsteriswouldlikeexplanationgoogleisunhelpfulheresohereswhatithinkyoumightwant]Here's my advice for figuring out what a Jäegermonster is: Read the webcomic Girl Genius. I can't really explain them that well except as 'awesome' and 'have nize hats'.
>HARNESS INTENSE POWERS OF MEDITATION ZENYou're dead, [3-2] and therefore do nothing.
>STAND UP FROM BENEATH FALLEN ISLAND WHILST CHANTING, LIFT IT ABOVE MY HEAD AND HOLD IT THERE, ATLAS STYLE
Respawn as giant autonomous kill-mech that isn't malfunctioning, kill stuff.[5] You're a state-of-the-art Warmech. [6] You kill everyone (except Vorthon, protected by the island). This includes you. Respawn?
Respawn as the god![6] You are the God of Atheism.
Respawn as multi-use stinger bees.[3] You are 34 wasps. [3-1] No such luck.
Go to lab and focus on cure for colony collapse disorder.
Respawn as battlestar galactica. Then jump to mars if possible.[1] You're a Cylon.
((I'm not in the PC lineup! D:))[1] Hyu iz in deeper...
Dig my way out from under the island. Then go completely berserk and kill something.
Respawn exactly as I was the moment before everyone died[3] You respawn the way you were before tomio killed everyone. You're a ghost!
In the year 2025, America is the last bastion of Freedom! Israel is the only remaining nation that stands with it against the all-consuming Filthy Communist Threat.Interesting, maybe.
A new Communist facility has been opened, producing Stalin clones to pilot Japanese giant anime mecha. This facility has the codes for the entirety of the enemy missile arsenal! In ten turns, an overwhelming force will be launched from here. If this succeeds, America will be coated in Communist Missiles and swarmed with Freedom-hating Athiests! The threat must be stopped, and the deactivation codes retrieved!Heh, nice and light-heartWHAT DO YOU MEAN FREEDOM-HATING ATHEISTS?
