You assume the Brown Man won't just chase you down. You're STILL causing strife and war.
If he does there will be war. And not just this shit. I'ma be mad. He isn't a envoy then.
Besides, it's everyone else causing chaos. This would neeed to be a regular RTD for sanity to occur. It won't. I'm just pulling back to watch the fireworks.
How delusional you are. Most of us are actually chatting politely with Tim.
Shrugs and relaxes in the peaceful part of the universe.
Not for long. Xantalos and the rest of my minions are still there. I am temporarily handing control down to Xan. He will probably manage to fight off the Brown man. If not, well, I don't care. If he does well, I'll come back and take this section of space.
Since when is Xantalos a loyal minion? He's like a less subtle Starscream. "I'm'a gonna destroy the universe, misko!" "Okay, just don't smash my empire..." "That's part of the universe, so I'm'a destroy it!" "Oh, alright, Xantalos, just let me pretend you're still a loyal minion despite leading a faction with clearly-stated goals which directly conflict with mine..."
He doesn't need to be. He just needs to fuck everyone else over. I don't plan to retire permanetly from events. I just want to let the brown man prove that it's not just me fucking over the universe. I watch closely.
Actually, Minions, do whatever you want. It's better that way. Not that you weren't, but still.
What will you do if Xantalos destroys the world?
And why can't I be the minion you leave everything to? You might not trust me more, but you know I won't blow it all trying to destroy the universe or something else that's been proven to be impossible.
Alright Misko, there is no reason to hurl childish insults at me when all I'm trying to do is talk with you. If you continue this behaviour I feel it's for the best that you sit in time out for a while and cool off until you feel like you can be mature enough to continue this conversation.
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I think I may have met my match for narcissim.
Anyway, you just keep rutting away there while the universe kills everyone while I watch. I should have done this earlier, I should have realized the brown man is already sympathetic to my ideas of order.
HOW. CRAZY. ARE. YOU.
Seriously, the universe just SHOT you. I doubt they'll work with YOU when they can work with others that have lowèr chances of causing chaos or trying to kill them again.