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Respawn, grabbing my sword as well as all the shields I've dropped, attaching them to myself to create makeshift armour. Then, set my MONOCULOUS Familiar to DEFENSE, so it attack only when something attacks me directly.

[1] You do so, looking for your sword and most recent shield. Oh, wait they're back in Mechanicus while...you're... all...alone. Uh-oh...

Avoid Formorians, apparently. Caution won't allow me to attack!

[6] You flee the scene. Huh, why are there weird mechanical thingies in this city-structure?

SHOW MY TEAMMATE THE DELICACY OF FRIEND ANTS WITH MY FIRE BREATH

[1] You show the ants the delicacy of fried friends. Everyone except Greenstarfanatic, Cassandra, and the non-friendlies takes [22*7] 154 damage. Respawn?

BOSS TURN:
Startled by everyone appearing in the throne room at once, everyone loses an action. TFB has two. He [3] casts magic missile, hitting Greenstarfanatic for [12*3] 36 damage.

You choose kobold!

The game shows the following screen:

   ____________
  {            }
 {  Statistics  }
[ Str: 9-2=7     ]
[ Agl: 7+2=9     ]
[ Tuf: 19-2=17   ]
[ Mag: 5+2=7     ]
 {              }
  {            }
   ------------

((Ow, that sucks...))

After a moment, the screen changes:

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  {    Class:    }
 {                }
[A. Warrior        ]
[B. Mage           ]
[C. Rogue          ]
[X. Healer         ]
 {O. Multitalent }
  {            }
   ------------

As I intended to mention last time, this will be an informal poll. Everyone choose something that sounds good and we'll go with whatever the majority is.
(And don't worry, an actual plot starts eventually.)

Hit "zombie killer" (the user) with a pool noodle! Grip by a non-spikey part!

Sounds good.

Thermite is neither illegal nor explosive.

Oops, must have been confusing it with something explosive.

Again, let's see how to start a career in politics. If we can get into that, maybe get a position of power to abuse, etc.

And run on what basis?

Quote from: Cassandra on October 30, 2012, 12:01:14 am

Lichette, Life, and the Universe.

Okay, those are three diferent people with different motives. PICK ONE AND STICK TO IT.

Don't be a Greatwyrm.

Ahem, I think the three can coexist. Like peace, goodness, and your empire.

Vorthon is part of the drunken fools faction not Lichette's last I checked, nazis have nothing to do with you, Corai is also drunken fools I believe, zombie killer isn't really affiliated with anyone but I always considered him one of yours, and TCM is his own faction. Cassandra's action didn't even go through, so still, no hostilites from Lichette's faction against you or your minions.

Agreed, except that zombie killer is basically a loose cannon.  The only actions I can think of that he took against other players were against me, so...I'd also add that nothing happened the first several times new factions were created, and that Xantalos's clearly stated it wanted to destroy everything that exists. The universe just might respond to that...A new faction with the same goal? It'd love that.

Quote from: Dirg on October 30, 2012, 12:33:02 am

Vorthon is part of the drunken fools faction not Lichette's last I checked, nazis have nothing to do with you, Corai is also drunken fools I believe, zombie killer isn't really affiliated with anyone but I always considered him one of yours, and TCM is his own faction. Cassandra's action didn't even go through, so still, no hostilites from Lichette's faction against you or your minions.

'Vorthon is TALKING TO THE LICH IN THAT CONVERSATION, the nazi horde is Mine, Corai was Romantic till half-way, TCM is co-aligned with You guys.

And then theres you attacking my minions. LOOK AT ME MOTHERFUCKER, IF YOU ATTACK MY MINIONS, YOU ATTACK ME.

Stop being so holier then thou.

So what, zombie killer has told me IRL that he's with any faction against me and he also likes killing "bad guys," not realising that there are worse guys than Hitler (glances at misko and Xantalos) in this game, Corai was a moderate who acted against my word (albeit due to inattentiveness), and I dunno who TCM is. Is he that... one guy?

Quote from: Dirg on October 30, 2012, 12:42:40 am

I have no control over what the other factions do, and the mechas where a crap shoot that formed their own faction and attacked both sides before they disappeared, it even says so in the same post you quoted.

That is my point Padawan. The vast majority of them do what they want. there is nothing you me or Cassie can do to stop it. Unless I break out my speech-making skillz, but lets avoid that. THe point here is that, considering you cannot stop the chaos and violence, the only other option is defeating the brown man.

And you know what? How about I make my message to the Lich clear. Not you, her. It's clear you a follower, Trying to infect people with your passive, pacifist ideas. I want to speak with her.

Don't be so, what's the phrase? Ah, yes, "holier-than-thou." Two of your members, and counting, have formed separate factions with goals far more disparate than those alleged splinters from the Romantics. You're far guiltier of that crime than they, despite trying to have a far more specific goal...AND THESE ARE ALL FROM YOUR FACTION.

Quote from: Greenstarfanatic on October 30, 2012, 12:58:48 am

Quote from: misko27 on October 30, 2012, 12:52:31 am

Quote from: Dirg on October 30, 2012, 12:42:40 am

I have no control over what the other factions do, and the mechas where a crap shoot that formed their own faction and attacked both sides before they disappeared, it even says so in the same post you quoted.

That is my point Padawan. The vast majority of them do what they want. there is nothing you me or Cassie can do to stop it. Unless I break out my speech-making skillz, but lets avoid that. THe point here is that, considering you cannot stop the chaos and violence, the only other option is defeating the brown man.

And you know what? How about I make my message to the Lich clear. Not you, her. It's clear you a follower, Trying to infect people with your passive, pacifist ideas. I want to speak with her.

The easiest way to deal with everything would be to have Misko go mack to being mortal, Lichette be destroyed. And have Dirg and you have a big fight. You guys choose allies, sides must be equal, once you die, you're dead. No respawns. It would be a wonderful way to settle this. Oh, and you guys keep your bonuses. Misko just goes back to Mortality, yet god-ish.

This man has good plans. I Co-endorse it! Bi-partisanship ho!

Make the lichette merely alive, powerless, and on trial for criminal acts (in a neutral court, not misko's or Dirj's, and you will have the support of the Faction of Bipartisanship.

Quote from: misko27 on October 30, 2012, 01:05:40 am

Quote from: Xantalos on October 30, 2012, 01:03:43 am

Or he could give all his power to me, I destroy the universe, and stop bringing the wrath of the man in brown upon you guys, because let's face it, I'm basically the instigator of every conflict here in one way or another.

Seriously man? You say your the root of all problems and ask for all our power in the same sentense? I'm on YOUR side I think it's terrible.

I'd give it back afterwards.

Even zombie killer ain't that dumb.

Gratz on finally getting laid, Dirg.
Took you long enough.

E:
And i'm also trying to get everybody to chillax and stop the fighting.

Good luck.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on October 29, 2012, 05:55:18 pm

Toss one Snatcher at the other or something clever like that.
Shriek to draw more Snatchers to me.

This is an awesome plan. I'm not sure it's possible. But it's awesome. I don't think I ever thought about dinosaur wrestling before...
I may be missunderstanding raptor physiology but I don't think they're set up to literally bodily pick up and throw something nearly their own weight the way a strong human can. But I'm sure she can attempt something with a similar effect.

I've been a bit unsatified with the way Cunning rolls determined area hit, (in actual turns and in experiments on my own). The mechanic just wasn't flowing, it was hard to write for and unintuitive for the players. This puts the cap on it. I want more stuff like you just said.

Everyone feel extra free to go into detail about your attacks. If it's tricky I'll still roll Cunning to see if your raptor can figure out how to make it work, but I am revoking the called shot rule introduced earlier. Pick your own specific targets and if you want to pounce, claw, grab, bite, kick, shove, headbutt, trip, tailstrike etc.

Glad I'm being inspirational.