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Or dig living quarters nearer the magma sea...

Quote from: Cassandra on October 28, 2012, 09:57:09 pm

Hence why I simply ignore your actions at this point. Wonder who Misko's going to give the lieutenant slot to when he needs someone reliable to fight?

If we're just going on people more useful than you, he'll probably hand it to Corai.

I am giving nothing to the bee-raped, kobold loving, swing-state taking pedophile that is Corai.

I give it to who is loyal. And will follow orders. That, it appears, is currently da_nang, who has followed my orders for the longest period of time, and has never questioned me. Ever. It's still up in the air though.

You'd rather have a yes-man than an intelligent "angel's advocate?"

Quote from: Dirg on October 28, 2012, 10:18:06 pm

Actually Xantalos, I think he(brown man) took your bonus away. said you where feeling drained when you revived.

Shut up useless. You're off working on her honeymoon while we are fighting. Leave to the Adults, mkay?

Look, he has a right to voice an opinion. Even if he's wrong.
Which he's not.

Useless? At least I actually put an effort into my marriage instead of just writing my wife off as dead and not even trying to save her. Besides, if these are our last moments, I at least want them to be happy.

I don't think I could give misko a worse burn in GLaDos's old incinerators.

Quote from: Dirg on October 28, 2012, 10:23:05 pm

Useless? At least I actually put an effort into my marriage instead of just writing my wife off as dead and not even trying to save her. Besides, if these are our last moments, I at least want them to be happy.

Instead of, you know, saving her. Some would say that a good husband doesn't let his evil lich wife be killed by the representation of the Universe's frustration with me.

Last I checked, the lichette was alive as ever.

Quote from: Spinal_Taper on October 28, 2012, 10:28:41 pm

Goddamn, you're riding Dirg harder than a burro on a impoverished latina.

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I, just don't know what to say to that. What does this mean!?!

It means, stop harassing Dirg and get to your goals!

Quote from: misko27 on October 28, 2012, 10:31:06 pm

Quote from: Spinal_Taper on October 28, 2012, 10:28:41 pm

Goddamn, you're riding Dirg harder than a burro on a impoverished latina.

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I, just don't know what to say to that. What does this mean!?!

It means that we're doing our jobs right by harassing an innocent person as opposed to me, who entirely deserves it.

And my job is to point out stupid your interpretation of your job is.


misko, don't be a stereotypical, cartoonish supervillain. Be a suave, polite, and effective leader, fair but brutal.

Metals instead of wood, steel or bronze instead of iron, etc. I was guessing that warfare mattered, but I'm thinking perhaps not.
Seeing the entity and creature might help.

Good also protects those they can. We may have to fight, because, as Lichette said, ALL sides are causing chaos.

We will not fight until all other options have been exhausted. If this man proved to be Demogorgon and Asmodeus's illegitimate child, I would still negotiate first, because this guy is capable of killing us effortlessly but has proven to not do so indiscriminately.
Okay, I'm officially Pragmatic Good. 60%, at least.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on October 28, 2012, 09:05:28 pm

Quote from: misko27 on October 28, 2012, 09:00:14 pm

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on October 28, 2012, 08:58:02 pm

Quote from: Xantalos on October 28, 2012, 08:37:25 pm

What is this world you speak of? Besides, I said snake girl, not annoying lizard.

The one you keep trying to destroy.
Also, mecha-lizard. Technically, I was an archosaur, but meh.

Quote from: misko27 on October 28, 2012, 08:40:23 pm

No it does not lame-o. We are going to kill him. He isn't very nice, so we are going to kill him. What is not clear about that?

He kills us in one shot apiece. What is not clear about THAT?

Quote from: misko27 on October 28, 2012, 08:44:57 pm

Pretty much everyon one my side, the drunken fools, about half of the lichette's team, all the random neutrals.

...everyone else...

WE CAN RESSURECT. HE HAS +4 THAT ISN't A MATCH FOR EVEN A BARE TEAM EFFORT.

Inside voice, misko.
What if he resurrects? Or brings in the others like him? War ain't the only solution, pal.
This is why every evil overlord should have  one good minion.

I don't care. we will fight till they all die.

What if they are as infinite as we, and more powerful? +4 plus a dozen combatants...

GWG, enough war is the answer to everything. I intend to destroy the universe, not merely the world. Cassandra, what is the 'point'?

You fool. This is why the light always triumphs, because evil knows only war. It fights and fights, until it exhausts itself or finds an enemy it cannot defeat. Good knows when to cut one's losses or sign the peace treaty...at least, that's how Good is when I do it.

So as it goes... Xan will keep wasting his action. So on the bright side, he'll keep getting bitchslapped. Might take up Brownie's actions doing it.... Might not, though. At this point, I don't think it's more than a reflex, rather than a full action...

It seems that being the leader of an evil faction gives you a +20 bonus on saving throws against Logic. And they have improved evasion.

Quote from: Greenstarfanatic on October 28, 2012, 09:29:05 pm

I think I've moved down to Chotic Neutral. Not really helping anyone now. Just spawning random Freaks. Sending them to fight random stuff every once and a while. What do you guys think? Where am I on the Chaos Scale?

At the point where you should kill the brown man.

Go ahead. Try. I'll make sure to apologize for all of you as I try to keep him from killing everyone.

Ogres seem like they should be stronger than warriors. Just a thought.

Anyways, turn:
C₁ casts Haste centered at E12.
T moves to G10, then if he can move again to I1o.
N summons a zombie at I13
M casts Burst centered at L11, then if he can Fatigues at M12.
W moves to E12
C₂ casts Heal centered at E12, then if he can casts Haste centered at E12.

What graphical bug is causing the walls on the actual display to show up lighter than on the thing to the left?

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on October 28, 2012, 08:58:02 pm

Quote from: Xantalos on October 28, 2012, 08:37:25 pm

What is this world you speak of? Besides, I said snake girl, not annoying lizard.

The one you keep trying to destroy.
Also, mecha-lizard. Technically, I was an archosaur, but meh.

Quote from: misko27 on October 28, 2012, 08:40:23 pm

No it does not lame-o. We are going to kill him. He isn't very nice, so we are going to kill him. What is not clear about that?

He kills us in one shot apiece. What is not clear about THAT?

Quote from: misko27 on October 28, 2012, 08:44:57 pm

Pretty much everyon one my side, the drunken fools, about half of the lichette's team, all the random neutrals.

...everyone else...

WE CAN RESSURECT. HE HAS +4 THAT ISN't A MATCH FOR EVEN A BARE TEAM EFFORT.

Inside voice, misko.
What if he resurrects? Or brings in the others like him? War ain't the only solution, pal.
This is why every evil overlord should have  one good minion.