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GWG: Attack Misko! (1+2 vs 6+3)Why would I attack misko? I have so much else to do...
HE KILLS YOU AND RAISES YOU AS A REDNECK ZOMBIE.
Misko IC just entered a bad mood....So, what, Amulet of Planeshifting and hope for the best?
I HAVE HAD ENOUGH! CORAI, FACE DEATH EVERLASTING FOR YOUR IMPUDANCE.
+3 Misko.Point being?
+2 GWG.
Wait, how would option #2 harm me? If anything, I would just end up in Xantalos's dining room.Never said it would.
Must be like the Fahrenheit 451 "Fire Department," then.Except burnt to death.
Misko, i'll simply respawn all healthy and new. Your torture has no effects on me.Part of why you're a great test subject!
And mutation-inducing ray. Who knows what i'll turn into.misko, as the allegedly harmed party (and my "boss" in practice, even if you don't tell me what to do): With this in mind which would you rather have Corai test?
As Corai is my minion/test subject/etc...well, do your worst.Misko, i'll simply respawn all healthy and new. Your torture has no effects on me.Not until your broken. Your never leaving this place.
And mutation-inducing ray. Who knows what i'll turn into.
Hey, he's my employee! Once Spinal posts his turn, I'll punish Corai.That is totes untrue, I won fair and square. He one control of a completely unrelated position. There is no EL presidente, in US of A. You have a tendancy to think of things as more sucessful then they were. However, your comments have reminded me to kill Corai for his rebeling. He shall now be arrested and visciously tortured.I never said he remembered. Sorry about that, but it would be nice to have a third-party candidate in office, doncha think?WHAAAATT!?!?!First off, my "massive, throbbing ego" is mostly pointing out that I've had much more success in my modest ventures than either of you (misko, Xantalos) have had in you not-modest ventures. Second off, what all have I asked of Corai? Not bloody much, mostly" Don't piss off misko."His massive, throbing ego. Why do you get off on fueling his egoism? Do you enjoy being his bitch that much man?Thank you, hated-sweller-of-GWG's-ego.If I was bees I'd destroy the universe and leave.He actually could.
He would kill us all.
Besides, he won fair and square, unlike the ruling party...
Wait in line, hub. I'm first, you're next, Xantalos is third.Rolling a 6 is likely to leave you inside. But what did I say about killing you? I'm not going to do that. Oh no, It would be Too easy. I'm going to break you. I am going to strip you of what you stand for, until you have become nothing. Then, I will take your huddled, broken mind, and remake it, till you have abandoned everything you ever stood for. And then I will kill you. You will be nothing.That is totes untrue, I won fair and square. He one control of a completely unrelated position. There is no EL presidente, in US of A. You have a tendancy to think of things as more sucessful then they were. However, your comments have reminded me to kill Corai for his rebeling. He shall now be arrested and visciously tortured.I never said he remembered. Sorry about that, but it would be nice to have a third-party candidate in office, doncha think?WHAAAATT!?!?!First off, my "massive, throbbing ego" is mostly pointing out that I've had much more success in my modest ventures than either of you (misko, Xantalos) have had in you not-modest ventures. Second off, what all have I asked of Corai? Not bloody much, mostly" Don't piss off misko."His massive, throbing ego. Why do you get off on fueling his egoism? Do you enjoy being his bitch that much man?Thank you, hated-sweller-of-GWG's-ego.If I was bees I'd destroy the universe and leave.
He actually could.
He would kill us all.
Besides, he won fair and square, unlike the ruling party...
And I shall respawn.
Or roll a 6 and escape, the police station exploding as I walk out like a badass.
I never said he remembered. Sorry about that, but it would be nice to have a third-party candidate in office, doncha think?WHAAAATT!?!?!First off, my "massive, throbbing ego" is mostly pointing out that I've had much more success in my modest ventures than either of you (misko, Xantalos) have had in you not-modest ventures. Second off, what all have I asked of Corai? Not bloody much, mostly" Don't piss off misko."His massive, throbing ego. Why do you get off on fueling his egoism? Do you enjoy being his bitch that much man?Thank you, hated-sweller-of-GWG's-ego.If I was bees I'd destroy the universe and leave.
He actually could.
He would kill us all.
I punch a hole in the wall and run through it[1] Your arm is broken. You run into the wall.
KILL THOSE WHO WOULD OPPRESS ME[5] Oh, wow. You strangle Furtaka (Respawn?) and use his corpse to attack Cassandra. Cass [6v4] can't dodge, although anailater sprains his arm.
LET ELMO LIVE
FIX MECH[6] Despite not having any tools, you make the mech stronger, faster,and smarter than it ever was before! Wait, smarter?
try to knock wall down
Conjure climbing equipment.[4-2] Nope.
Respawn with the awesome sword in hand.[3] You respawn. Your hand is pierced by the sword, nailing it to your corpse.
Alright, so I can post the turn either before noon, or after 7:00. I was thinking after 7, so that people have enough time to post their turns.It is, technically, after seven...
I would recommend giving the latest version a try. I for one love the hauling changes, and you'll have to adapt anyways when the next release come out.Agreed.
Not precisely true, but close enough if you're launching the right bolts. *cough* silver *cough*the last roc I fought took 1 bolt and gave in to the painA lot of people believe bolts are overpowered, but they're not. The issue is that Dwarf bolts are currently the rl equivalent of a long range handheld harpoon launcher. They pack quite the punch.
Maybe we should save the blebs for when we're attacked, so we can inflict them on our foes.yeah so we: send overseer and 40 blebs to chop wood and other stuff.Funfact: A bleb is weakened part of the lung, often giving way under stress, creating a hole and collapsing the lung.
Not being hated by everyone, getting the brown-haired man to not destroy this sector of space, and figuring out if I should start guessing your will. You've been a bit vague on what I should do, so I've been improvising.GWG, beyond being annoying and having a tea party with the enemy, what are you trying to accomplish?Yes.Is it so?Yes.At this point xantalos, you shouldn't even be able to post any actions because you claim you don't even existI both do and don't. Besides, would nonexistence REALLY be an impediment to action?
But since you seem dedicated to a hopeless course of action, you probably couldn't tell.
First off, my "massive, throbbing ego" is mostly pointing out that I've had much more success in my modest ventures than either of you (misko, Xantalos) have had in you not-modest ventures. Second off, what all have I asked of Corai? Not bloody much, mostly" Don't piss off misko."His massive, throbing ego. Why do you get off on fueling his egoism? Do you enjoy being his bitch that much man?Thank you, hated-sweller-of-GWG's-ego.If I was bees I'd destroy the universe and leave.
He actually could.
He would kill us all.
