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Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on October 26, 2012, 08:51:40 pm

...Derm it. Wait, you just did.

That isn't Derm'ing it...

Familiar with how the first Art of Minimalism got destroyed?
Thankfully, that didn't happen this time.

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Summon 5.

[3] You summon a personification of the number 5. It sponsors some Sesame Street episodes.

>SPAWN WEARING MONK HABIT

>MEDITATE

[3] It's a bit musty but suitable. [5] You find inner peace.

I grab the nearest person and run up the wall dragging them behind me!

That would be...anailater. Selected by rolling a die. You [2] miss and [1] strike the wall full-force.

> GRAB SCYTHE FROM MID AIR.

> ATTACK ANAILATER!

[3] You have an old, rusty scythe. [3v6] anailater dodges and runs into Furtaka.

Summon hooked daggers and cloak.

[4,1] You have hooked daggers and an unusually heavy cloak.

Spawn with a sword and the laptop from the previous universe.

[6,2] No laptop, but there's an awesome sword sticking out your abdomen! Oh, wait...Respawn?

Spawn a mech
Then knock one of the walls down

[3] You have an out-of-repair, realistic mech about AT-ST size. [1] Which breaks down before you can hit a wall. You are now trapped inside the mech!

(I've decided to pick whatever was flipped last time.)

"Ye goblin-loving elfson!" Spit at the guard and demand food.

www.Roll20.net

Thanks. Somehow when I typed it in myself, I wound up somewhere different...
So, Sunday at 3 am GMT, right?


And what should I search for to find this game?

For gameplay reasons or because you think'd be cool? I'm trying to avoid the "Rule of Cool" which as I understand it means: Just because it sounds really awesome doesn't mean it is.

Gameplay. And realism. Gameplay: If you're willing to accept a lower range and perhaps damage, you can be more precise. Realism: Should be obvious.

The Dragon is really really OP. There is absolutely no way to kill it if you don't buy 2 Mages, 3 Archers or a Dragon of your own.

It counts as almost half your army.

I have edecidd to adopt Xnatlos in killing you all. I just, don't care anymore. I just don't. Anyone who says they will cuddle them will be killed. Members of my team will be instantly, and irrevocably branded as traitors. THAT MEANS YOU MOTHERFUCKING KOREA.

Wet blanket...

Holy crap! That's amazing!
It should be able to bite, though.

I'd like to see both.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on October 26, 2012, 09:20:16 pm

Quote from: Xantalos on October 26, 2012, 09:17:53 pm

Tsk, tsk, tsk, GWG. Just because I was unlucky with my rolls does NOT mean that I can't use picture. Rolls do not impede the picture.

No, but rolls have shown you to be a boastful wannabe. I've seen scarier dretches. Granted, they were multi-leveled clerics...

Look, GWG, People at this point are avoiding you simply because they know you shallowly manipulate them, trick them, backstab them. And now you have a bonus. Your Motherfucking North Korea. Now get here under China's watchful protection before someone gets sick of you and ends us all.

Since North Korea is currently, actively trying to play nice with everyone except China (who it has an alliance with) and whatever the lichette is (who failed to RSVP), including some sort of alien race which is a metaphor for the brown-haired man, North Korea can flex its muscles a bit. Especially since it's well-protected within a secret underground laboratory.

And Xantalos:

I have this amazing feeling that even on a six, you'll fail to destroy the universe.

Good god, someone needs a cuddle.

No, thanks. Oh, you mean Xantalos. Yeah...go ahead, even if he claims his touch drives mortals insane. It won't.