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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Fantasy Tactical Warfare V.2.0 [Tomb of the Four Kings] [Turn 1]
« on: October 26, 2012, 09:25:45 pm »
Probably finishing, like last time.
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Tsk, tsk, tsk, GWG. Just because I was unlucky with my rolls does NOT mean that I can't use picture. Rolls do not impede the picture.No, but rolls have shown you to be a boastful wannabe. I've seen scarier dretches. Granted, they were multi-leveled clerics...
It's less than 1% of the budget...way less...The ones after i PULL THE FUNDING.pull out cleaner's carbine and headshot nazis...What episodes of Sesame Street have you seen?
Of course I can do a lot with the pic, GWG. You'd be suprised what you can do with a cosmically powerful face blowing up a planet.Dude, you couldn't destroy a universe that was already being destroyed.
YES PLANI'm good! Lawful Good! Lawful-ish! Increasingly Pragmatic Good!
HAVE GALAXY-DESTROYING SUPERWEAPON
NO GOOD TO ME IF GOOD PEOPLE IN SAME GALAXY AS BAD GUYS!
1. Pfft.1) No. In Totalitarian Dictatership, winning election gets eggs thrown at you. And then Lasers.Becoming President requires winning the election. Typically.((Didn't you already win?))Your definition of win is very limited greatwyrm, since I'm a republican, and english is therfore mandated, no one speaks spanish. Plus there,s of course, my turn.QuoteWhat, figuring out who the plot-important guy is isn't important? Besides, what else would you have me do?Chat. Ask brown-haired man who he is and if he could put his weapon away.Do something useful for once man.
Sweet, I'm a boss! But why isn't Xantalos 5?
2) Do some bad or evil to the planet we are attacking. But not the part ruled by a Misko-friendly Military Council.
Becoming President requires winning the election. Typically.((Didn't you already win?))Your definition of win is very limited greatwyrm, since I'm a republican, and english is therfore mandated, no one speaks spanish. Plus there,s of course, my turn.
What, figuring out who the plot-important guy is isn't important? Besides, what else would you have me do?Chat. Ask brown-haired man who he is and if he could put his weapon away.Do something useful for once man.
Sweet, I'm a boss! But why isn't Xantalos 5?
Perhaps it could depend on how the character was husked - by dark magicians, mist or dust or some such. If a dark magician enthralled a footsoldier on a battlefield who was dying from blood loss after losing his arm, a new arm could appear that is made of some kind of icy-cold black fire or something rather than just growing new bones. You could have several ways of growing new body parts. Under different circumstances (I don't quite know what), maybe he could gain limbs made out of solid silver or something.And I just had an image of such a hand strangling its owner to death due to him failing his master. Weird. Sounds good, though.
As a complete aside, I've just had a vision of a liberated, semi-invulnerable Dwarven thrall with a silver fist becoming a night creature hunter and punching werewolves to death.
I think you'd need more than five (or ten, counting hands, or twenty counting toes also) to cover every weakness. Maybe. I haven't really checked the weaknesses yet.I'm pretty sure vampires are currently only vulnerable to metals, specifically weapons-grade metal. That's maybe dozen. Anyways, there's only maybe half a dozen kinds of night creatures in most worlds.
I'd imagine they're kept well-maintained and such, and besides, flipping a lever simply can't be comparable to lifting weights or something.Emphasis on "ridiculous."I'd imagine rock levers are really large, heavy and unwieldy.
I'm not sure how dwarves make levers, but I doubt it would provide much more exercise than typing for a while.

You get a lot of mileage out of that pic.Mpphf.
I kinda like GWG. He's not done anything especially bad for the drunken fools.
I now am a planet.
What u gonna do bout dat, eh?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Talking to drunks is easy. Getting them to listen?What!? That the most useful power I've seen yet! He has the ability to speak with drunks! Effectively! Something nobody in the history of Misko has been able to do!Wow, a superhero more useless than Aquaman...He's BeerquaHobo, who has the ability to communicate with alcoholic life forms.Yoink isn't a super-hobo. Maybe Aquahobo, but not Superhobo. Probably not even Aquahobo.What if that hobo was a superhobo?Elqeuently putting my answer for me.
Yes, I am killing of a troupe of super-hobos with fire and french buildings.
ARGHWAIT
NOT HAVE COMPUTER FOR FEW DAYS
TRYING TO CATCH UP NOW
MY SECRET PLAN ALL IN SHAMBLES
pull out cleaner's carbine and headshot nazis...What episodes of Sesame Street have you seen?