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Roll To Dodge / Re: Endgame: Vaguely inspired by YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: October 22, 2012, 06:32:59 am »
Name: Ace Ventrobot: Pet Defective
Class: None Robot!
HP: 25/25
Items:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Action: Ass Blast the Bastard! "SHICACA!!!!" Shouts this adorable little 2' replica of Jim Carey, as it enters from a neighboring room, zooming all about the room.
You seem to have three mundane items. You can also have two magical ones and an artifact.
And more hit points, seriously even the goblins had more!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: October 22, 2012, 06:31:17 am »
All the cool arguing happens when I'm gone!
*punts drone*
* Zul-Magne Vorxil catches drone and throws it into the Void Vortex
"Next time, come in person. It's much more fun that way."



"̵̷̸̧̩̦̮̼̘͕͓̙̎ͣ̽ͩ̉ͦ̐̈͒͂̇̉͟F̂̾̔̾̄̀̚͘͏̴̵̲̺͕̤̯̱̝̼̘͍̟̰̤͓̬̦͔̲͢U̞̺͇͓̲͚͙̰̼̪̭͈̼̮̻̬ͨ̅ͫͥ̈́ͥͦ̑͌̉̈́͐͘̕N̼͕̟̲̋ͪ͋̎͂͒ͯ̓ͤͬ̆̄̇̄̇́̀͜͠.̸̡̥̜̫̗̟̲͓̭̺̜̦̳̹͚̮ͥͮ̒̾ͭ̚"̷͍̳̫̞̻̰̞̮͎ͩͨͨ̈ͦ̌ͫͩ̅̃̎͐̿ͥ̔͋̈́̇͘
((New APUMDAOCD appears))
"I'm sorta plugged into Aperture Science at the moment. Also, most of you have tried to kill me or expressed interest in doing so.
Oh, and I have more of these things than turrets. They're really cheap."

>BOOST THE POWER OF THE VORTEX AND MOVE IT TOWARDS THE LICHETTE
"Oh, and da_nang, shouldn't you...actually, keep it up."

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Feudalism Rethought
« on: October 22, 2012, 06:24:55 am »
Gah.

Recap of the last several pages please?
A couple people have joined, we're considering remaking the rules from the ground up...Anything else important?

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How is strength+speed+hearing+smell+alcoholism+veganism+social stigma "Mary Sue?"
And how are elves and dwarves the only races in existence?
And can we be a dwarf instead of an elf?

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: October 21, 2012, 10:39:22 pm »
If claiming to have crushed many infinity-squared planes out of existence and to be able to create whole new universes doesn't count as a claim of nigh-omnipotence, we're speaking different languages here.
We all can do that, Xantalos just does it more often.
And yet none of us got trapped...ACCIDENTALLY...

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Feudalism Rethought
« on: October 21, 2012, 10:37:37 pm »
I'm doing something about the rules. Just what is still a bi up in the air...

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DF Suggestions / Re: Reminder: Gates!
« on: October 21, 2012, 10:36:29 pm »
You're preaching to the choir.

Problem is, once a debate gets going someone's going to disagree with my "common-sense" notions...

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: The Goblin Age
« on: October 21, 2012, 10:29:13 pm »
While I'm thinking about it, here's the worldgen parameters I used. Plug them into an unmodified copy of Kobold Camp and you should have a copy of the world this is being set in.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

On a related note, I forgot to check the name of the cave we settled on. Oh, well...

-----

We here, Dufomber! Seven from Jlildis, restaring a boring world. We choose a nice, safe spot, with mountains to south and cave. Cave, just like old days, when kobolds were proud an' good! Only worry have are dingoes. Hopefully, they mot be hungry 'fore we get settled...
We get here! See a owl. It not look healthy, missing skin bits and patchy feathers. Glad we not birds.
We bring six ogres and four trolls. The trolls get picked on by the ogres. Ogres not nice. Also got half-dozen turkeybirds, pair goats, four cats, pair yaks, and us seven!
Me GretWirmRosGold. Me like ros gold. I am digger and leader of us, Stlurbis. Me worship Lriris, god of caverns, and Thlofokopobrin, god of mercy.
We got a doc, Winterdirge. She not sick much and hates bark scorpions. Who don't? She worships Stlidifikirsnis, hammerhead shark of nature (made lots of vampires, must like blood) and Glaymis, god of generosity. Likes pitchblende, not sure if the rok or the person.
Pitcheblende a mechanic and stuff. She like pitchblende, too, probably rock. Worships Thokoblirbis, god of fishing, and Lrisis.
Gots a carpenter, too. Lightningfalcoln, likes brimstone and the blue hellmetal. And giant weasel tooth. Worships just one god: Slibis, goddess of lust and depravity. Me not like him...
Everybold needs bonecarver. Ours is Baldyhead, ironic name cuz she has long, beauiful fur on her head. She's klutz and tires fast. Worships Tlikibrursner, goddess of crafts, and Stlidifikirsnis.
For food, we got Corai, fishspearbold. She never tired or sick. Likes slugs and large daggers but hates slugs. Worships Glaymis and Pikidigleersnis, god of duty an' order.
Finally, we got Scruffy. Scruffy really fat, clumsy, flimsy, quick to tire AN slow to heal. Likes boxes, bags, zinc, an' giant ax blades. Not big on risks, wonder why he came. Worships Thokoblirbis an' Thlofokoporbin.

There's big shale mound toward sunrise and north. I have Corai look down it. Looks like good spot--narrow entrance good for traps, and probably near cavern, with good moss and stuff. Theresa troll! Gotta give Corai sum orge/troll pets...

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Feudalism Rethought
« on: October 21, 2012, 10:14:05 pm »
My tablet is puny and lacks a good drawing app.
Also, I prefer pencil. It gives me the ability to make fine details and fix mistakes with ease.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: October 21, 2012, 10:12:55 pm »
If claiming to have crushed many infinity-squared planes out of existence and to be able to create whole new universes doesn't count as a claim of nigh-omnipotence, we're speaking different languages here.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: October 21, 2012, 10:06:56 pm »
Join the dark side, we have muffins.
Join the gray side, we have muffins too!

Didn't you just say you have cake? WHICH IS IT?!?
Both. Also pie and ice cream. Nice thing about being nonpartisan, nothing's too offensive to you.

Fecking Lich. She does not want peace? Fine.
Oh forgot that. Just pretend that The Scout was being really loud and obnoxious,so you couldn't hear her.

"Misko, why don't we just declare a ceasefire? Let everyone recover, and in a few months or so, come to a more permanent agreement."
I TRIED THAT. There are a large number of people who really don't care. My OWN side will go AWOL. You've gotta realize here, I'm under pressure from everyone. I feel like a Politician, balancing everyone's needs.

Can this be continued in secret?
(From an Aperture Science Undersized Multi-Directional Aural and Oral Communication Drone)
"misko, "your" side was bound only by hate of the lichette. You included a lawful good mechanical dragon who was actually only partly interested in killing her alongside an eldritch abomination who wants to destroy the universe. Not exactly the Justice League.
"Or the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants."
*swat drone out of way impatiently*
"Look in your heart, you know it to be true. Hate cannot unite for more than a little. Love unites eternally, etc etc, seriously what were you thinking?"
Because good is dumb. And evil is awesome.
"Oh, one moment, the guy who accidentally trapped himself is trying to say something mocking to me."
You trapped me, actually. I had no idea you were about to turn into a faction leader.
You were trapped during your own action, and my action had nothing to do with trapping you!

Oh, and incidentally you are unlikely to ever live this down. Just an FYI.
I can't when I'm not alive. I attacked you, thus automatically involving you in the roll. You had a +3 for some reason; I didn't. Simple as that.
I. Wasn't. Trying.
Oh, and if a mere great wyrm mechadragon in charge of Aperture Science has a bigger bonus than you, what does that say about your claims of nigh-omnipotence?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What a bone sword might look like
« on: October 21, 2012, 09:59:18 pm »
On their 12th birthday, every dwarf is granted a set of knives which function as everything from table utensils to chisels. They are used for hundreds or thousands of different tasks throughout the dwarf's life. Of course, such a vital part of one's identity would only be willingly bloodied by a truly depraved soul, and no dwarf wants such a clear sign of depravity on them.
It's why child dwarves can't work, and why the generic name for dwarves means "Dagger."

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What is a neural network, anyways?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Feudalism Rethought
« on: October 21, 2012, 09:48:35 pm »
To clearly explain everything would take a while of compiling posts and rules into one post...from my tablet.

Check the poll. I'll give it until tomorrow before officially calling it.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: October 21, 2012, 09:47:10 pm »
Join the dark side, we have muffins.
Join the gray side, we have muffins too!

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