EAT ORC FOR LUNCH
[1] You bite the orc, then realize that it's a bit late for lunch and you're still a Magikarp. The orc [3] summons a goblin chef.
fine... pariah uses mask to fleshwarp away his injuries...then uses surf.
[1] You warp yourself into a sort of fleshy mess.
Set my MONOCULOUS to 'ON', and try once more to get my sword out. If THAT fails, just pelt TFB with Grenades.
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Race: Human
Class: Demoknight
HP: 2/125
A Bombinomicon copy: Causes explosion upon death.
MONOCULOUS: A floating Eye Familiar that orbit one's head, firing off mini-missiles
Splendid Screen (shield)
Grenade Launcher
Grenade Bandolier
Oh, right, you're on fire. Anyways, [1] I need to look up Monoculous. Here we go. It shoots several eyelike missiles at you, dealing [16*5] 80 damage.
Dual wield crossbows.
Spray and pray.
You grab another crossbow. [6-1] Holy carp, you hit! You deal [(15*5)+(14*5)] 145 damage!
BOSS TURN
The zombie jetexes note that jetex has respawned and [6,5,1] while one accidentally loses an arm, the others deal a total of [(18*5)+(18*5)] 180 damage to jetex. Who promptly respawns.
The goblin chef [4v2] catches and bakes Objective [2] poorly, then offers the resulting fillet to TFB. TFB refuses, and suggests it be given to the orc. The orc eats it.
The goblins [1] start squabbling amongst themselves. One is killed, and the killer decides to merge them all into a single, non-worthless mob!
TFB gestures! [5] jetex's corpse, zombie jetex's arm, and the dead goblin shudder and begin to move! [4] For S&G, he teaches necromancy to the orc.
