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Did any dwarf who isn't an admitted law-breaker complain? Did the overseer allow it?Yes but I was trying to secretly break the law, while you are publicly displaying your intentions and trying to pass them off as legitimate.Advising the dwarves while they build the fortress is very different from ordering them to produce a personal lavish tomb and bedroom. Whatever power you have, you are most certainly abusing."Lavish?" I suppose I was the one who asked for an adamantine sarcophagus, table, and throne? No, wait, I asked for a simple coffin and coffer made from a lovely red stone. And some metal bars.
And a coffin which you will inhabit if you keep up your hypocrisy.
And you, and everyone you were going to conquer...Are you kidding, GWG? I AM THE LAW!You know, based on what Spinal has been hinting atm there may not be a universe to destory next turn. What with the Number of Factions causing Universal Dis-integration, and all. I'm sure GreatWyrm dies because of that too. And corai. And Lichette. And possibly even Merlin. No Chaos of there isn't anything at all.If you start screwing around with not destroying the universe or preventing me from doing so, Imma trap you in a tree again and put you somewhere else. Just saying.Indeed.I feel ashamed that I can't reference it, but if you're willing, I'll temporarily leave off destroying the universe to go do buddy-cop stuff with ye.
Oh no, I'm finally Merlin. I'm going to disintegrate the fuck out of some people. Also, Tzeentch-Merlin. Scary thought.
Care for another ally? You might as well create a complex interlocking web of alliances and people who owe you favors...if you're really Tzeentch-Merlin...
Why not? Sure. So... I've literally got leaders of three different factions as my backup, AND I'm Merlin.
Mostly, I desire you to not destroy the world. Or universe.Out of curiosity, what kind of infinite universe would you make for me?Why would I? Assuming you would, what do you desire?
Excellent...who's the third?Indeed.I feel ashamed that I can't reference it, but if you're willing, I'll temporarily leave off destroying the universe to go do buddy-cop stuff with ye.
Oh no, I'm finally Merlin. I'm going to disintegrate the fuck out of some people. Also, Tzeentch-Merlin. Scary thought.
Care for another ally? You might as well create a complex interlocking web of alliances and people who owe you favors...if you're really Tzeentch-Merlin...
Why not? Sure. So... I've literally got leaders of three different factions as my backup, AND I'm Merlin.
Are you kidding, GWG? I AM THE LAW!Says the guy who got trapped by me without me even trying...I hope you choose a tree you'd like to be trapped in.If you start screwing around with not destroying the universe or preventing me from doing so, Imma trap you in a tree again and put you somewhere else. Just saying.Indeed.I feel ashamed that I can't reference it, but if you're willing, I'll temporarily leave off destroying the universe to go do buddy-cop stuff with ye.
Oh no, I'm finally Merlin. I'm going to disintegrate the fuck out of some people. Also, Tzeentch-Merlin. Scary thought.
Care for another ally? You might as well create a complex interlocking web of alliances and people who owe you favors...if you're really Tzeentch-Merlin...
Why not? Sure. So... I've literally got leaders of three different factions as my backup, AND I'm Merlin.
He had the +3 before I had the +2.You get a +2. He gets a +3. Plus, if Hans wants, I'm not being omnicidal (for now). Instead, buddy cop with Merlin plan! Go!!!Stop being rude. I am still interested in working with you. Understand? And seriously, what part of "if you kill me" do you not get?I strongly reccomend you go fuck yourself with a mechanical dildo. Strong as me? Guess what. My plans involve taking you power away.Wasn't I already at the top?And you go up the list too.Stab zombie Killer in the head, the obvious troll is annoying the fuck outta me.Aid action!
misko, Xantalos, face it, you're not going to kill me this turn. You've said you'd do so before, but Xantalos is secured, I'm my own faction's leader, and if you did kill me, you know what would happen?
I'd respawn as something with as much theoretical power as you two do.
If I've survived this long as a mere GLaDos replacement, how long will YOU if I am a real god?
...So, got any reasonable orders for me, misko?
Besides, Xantalos tried that. Want to meet his Aperture Science Omnicidal Being Containment Unit?
I REPLACED GLaDos. You are talking to a big mecha-dragon who is in control of Aperture Science, and more competently than all of its predecessors put together!Well, If you ARE GLaDoS, You ARE female, soo...Stop being rude. I am still interested in working with you. Understand? And seriously, what part of "if you kill me" do you not get?I strongly reccomend you go fuck yourself with a mechanical dildo. Strong as me? Guess what. My plans involve taking you power away.Wasn't I already at the top?And you go up the list too.Stab zombie Killer in the head, the obvious troll is annoying the fuck outta me.Aid action!
misko, Xantalos, face it, you're not going to kill me this turn. You've said you'd do so before, but Xantalos is secured, I'm my own faction's leader, and if you did kill me, you know what would happen?
I'd respawn as something with as much theoretical power as you two do.
If I've survived this long as a mere GLaDos replacement, how long will YOU if I am a real god?
...So, got any reasonable orders for me, misko?
Besides, Xantalos tried that. Want to meet his Aperture Science Omnicidal Being Containment Unit?
Maybe Virtual Dildo. Downlod a nice Repeating program. Test, test, test, (moan), test, test (moan) test (Oh Yeah!) Test! (OH YES).
Indeed.I feel ashamed that I can't reference it, but if you're willing, I'll temporarily leave off destroying the universe to go do buddy-cop stuff with ye.
Oh no, I'm finally Merlin. I'm going to disintegrate the fuck out of some people. Also, Tzeentch-Merlin. Scary thought.
Stop being rude. I am still interested in working with you. Understand? And seriously, what part of "if you kill me" do you not get?I strongly reccomend you go fuck yourself with a mechanical dildo. Strong as me? Guess what. My plans involve taking you power away.Wasn't I already at the top?And you go up the list too.Stab zombie Killer in the head, the obvious troll is annoying the fuck outta me.Aid action!
misko, Xantalos, face it, you're not going to kill me this turn. You've said you'd do so before, but Xantalos is secured, I'm my own faction's leader, and if you did kill me, you know what would happen?
I'd respawn as something with as much theoretical power as you two do.
If I've survived this long as a mere GLaDos replacement, how long will YOU if I am a real god?
...So, got any reasonable orders for me, misko?
Can I request something? I would like a helm, so that way I would be less likely to die.Fine by me.
Advising the dwarves while they build the fortress is very different from ordering them to produce a personal lavish tomb and bedroom. Whatever power you have, you are most certainly abusing."Lavish?" I suppose I was the one who asked for an adamantine sarcophagus, table, and throne? No, wait, I asked for a simple coffin and coffer made from a lovely red stone. And some metal bars.
Wasn't I already at the top?And you go up the list too.Stab zombie Killer in the head, the obvious troll is annoying the fuck outta me.Aid action!
Stab zombie Killer in the head, the obvious troll is annoying the fuck outta me.Aid action!
Let me give it a shot.How about this then?Meh, not your best claim. The analogy is fuzzy at best,Time and space are the bacteria I inhale and destroy with my very presence, man. Imprisomnent means nothing to me.Again: I can get ways for you to steal GWG's stuff.From inside an Aperture Science Omnicidal Containment Unit in a secure Aperture Science Secure Vault?
Think of a wedding ring. This represents time.
Now think of a bubble floating within the ring. This represents space.
Now think of every nuclear weapon produced ever, only armed with antimatter, and all the stars in the universe are concentrated at this one spot while going supernova. This represents my thoughts.
Huh?Thats very interesiting to me, considering the fact you have informants in my very group and release the info.I've heard worse from people I wasn't still working for. Hint hint, give me something to do and I'll do it.That, reminds me. GWG, you were on my side, and you left. There is a, punsihment for this. A very severe one. I have already alerted Spinal as to what happens when someone betrays me, so, you are going to face, DOOM.Doubt it. Aperture Lustrous Devices are 56.9% shinier than normal shinies and were picked preferentially by 87.2% of kobolds tested.Corai could stand to be more powerful if he joined the paladins. MOAR SHINIES.But you human! You no take orders, you steal leader's wallet!I know. I change sides alot.But you kobold! You no take orders, you steal leader's wallet!He ain't no moderate, GWG. Just you. Since he doesn't follow you, I don't think you can order him about.I am not a romantic, I joined moderates.
But my character in this RTD is a human. So meh.
They are available to loyal moderates on request and absolutely do not contain a nuclear device which will detonate in the case of betrayal.
Until then, I'll make sure everything's safe and such.
Allow me to make another analogy.Time and space are the bacteria I inhale and destroy with my very presence, man. Imprisomnent means nothing to me.Again: I can get ways for you to steal GWG's stuff.From inside an Aperture Science Omnicidal Containment Unit in a secure Aperture Science Secure Vault?
God looks down on Xantalos, shaking his head disapprovingly. Then, as the abomination looks up to the sky, God backs off.These are the things which enrage me. Incompetent Peons, Whose powers are granted by me, free themselves, and think themselves tall. But they are but immature children, who are allowed to exist by a creater whose purpose is better served by their existing. You are but dwarves to my overseer.Until you give her respawning, a RTD setting and mobility. Then even god starts praying.I'm pretty sure the Japanese ones would, but actually she's very breakable.Again: I can get ways for you to steal GWG's stuff.
Steal from a mobile GLaDOS? Hell no. Even eldrich abominations go "Oh god no, I ain't fucking with GLaDOS"
