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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Canada!
« on: October 18, 2012, 05:33:09 pm »
Beavers or moose?...BOTH.
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"Victor[5v3] Victor drags Gretchen away from Daren, shouting at the latter. It's not easy, but it's necessary.
Drag Gretchen away and tell Daren to stay away before he kills us all
Adrien[6] Adrien comes up with a dozen ideas, and decides that about five of them would make great stories. He promptly stops worrying about how most of them are apocalyptic so he can start writing.
Look out window, try to remember if you knew of anything that would make the city quiet during Noon in this city
Ask the nearest Official-Looking guy what I have to do to get out."Head to a hospital and get tested.
"What?! Come on, it was just some dust! I'm not sick!"[4] Someone comes to the door. [6v6] You can't convince them to let you out.
Eric Romani: Bash on door, demand release. Stay away from others.
I am very much in favor of this idea, having creatures hide in containers would be a benefit.
On a side note, are living bodies considered containers?
This?
Actually, yes. That is exactly what I was lampshading.
USE THRASH, FOLLOWED BY HYPER BEAM! THEN EVOLVE BACK INTO DEMOKNIGHT AND RECLAIM SWORD.[3] Thrash isn't very effective... it only deals [8*5] 40 damage. [5-1] Hyper Beam does better, dealing [10*5] 50 damage. [2-1] You evolve into... oh, what's something more useless than Magikarp? I know, you're a fluffy wambler!
PICK UP GOLD, FLOP TO LOCAL ALCHEMIST, BUY ALL THE POTIONS Assuming picking up/equipping are free actions. If not, disregard the first.You now have gold. [2] You flop around the dungeon level but can't find any potion shops.
Tell LordSlowpoke to hold ground and let the flying thing do its work.[4] A shopkeeper is summoned. He offers you candles and a lantern.
SUMMON SHOPKEEPER
[Also maybe I should change my class to Beast Caster]
use fleshwarpers mask to grow a large impaling spike from forehead becoming magical golden seaking, use horn drill.You don't have it, it's on your corpse. You pick up the mask and put it on. [4-1] Hurrying, you turn yourself into a magical golden Seaking and [3-2] fail to hit with Horn Drill.
Err... make a running leap, followed by a slash against the boss. Also, dodge any attack headed my way.[5] You run and leap and slash. You deal [25*5] 125 damage to TFB and [6*5] 30 to yourself.
To the leaders of the Program,I'll contribute! Let's see, would spiders that paralyze with a bite be good?
I request for the creation of a division within my department for the development of non-lethal weaponry for the keepers of the peace. This will prevent unnecessary deaths of vital members and non-vital members of the members of the program. I shall oversee the operation personally, and follow guidelines set by yourselves.
Possibly the greatest advantage to this is the ability for Weapons developers to focus entirely upon the lethal weapons used by the military.
-Zanzetkuken, head of Custodibus Pacis (Keepers of the Peace)
murder hamster with knife, eat it[1] You catch a hamster, draw a knife, and it kills you.
BECOME KEITH DAVID[1] You are, oh...Justin Bieber. [2] You do not win.
WIN
MURDER MAYOR
HELP CHEVII WITH MURDER (YES, 6 SYLLABLES!)[2+1] Is that any way to lose an election? Apparently, since you lost the election and killed the mayor. [2+1] You are automatically considered a candidate in the reelection.
That should work great I think if the person has a reasonable number of gatherers.Those whose economies depend on herbalism should have plenty of herbalists.
I think you could use gems to imbue weapons with magic?Yup, you sure can. Gem powder is a pretty powerful magical reagent, and any crystal is good at storing magical power.
More so than IRL, and real-world gems sell for a lot, no?If you don't want to mine and sell gems, you could potentially import stone, wood, metal, or whatever, and then export finished goods. I still think there's potential in gems, though--pretty much the only other reliable source of gems in the kingdom is Gondolin, and they only get diamonds. Try some sort of ruby monopoly or whatever.
I just thought it wouldn't be profitable, 'cause gems don't really have a use, do they?
But now you say it, i would still like to keep my miners.
GWG, is there any use for diamonds then other gems?Magical uses and decorations, mostly. And sure.
And i would like to turn 25 of these miners into Gem cutters.
That actually gives me an idea.Something like that makes sense. I'll try and hammer out a system...the severity of enchantments will need to be decided on a case-by-case basis...
Minor enchants could be put directly onto a weapon or armor or the like.
Maybe major enchants should require a gem to power the enchant or to contain the magic or it would damage the item it is placed on over time.
You could also have other kinds of enchants that go only on trinkets like necklaces things that give no active bonus but give passive effects to a specific person.
At the very least it would make major enchants rarer and make gems more valuable in the game.
Gathers need to be specific so Wyrm can work out how much of what you have available to trade before we start the game.Actually, I need to work out what you have before anyone can assign herbalists.
WAIT...XANTALOS'S LOGIC LEADS TO PARADOXICAL, HOMOSEXUAL WOOKIES?FEMALE WOOKIES ARE 3FT TALL AND ARE KNOWN AS EWOKS. THEY HAVE NORMAL ARMS.I THINK THAT IF THEY WERE GENETALIA, THERE WOULDN'T BE ANY HANGING FROM FEMALE WOOKIES' SHOULDERS AND THEY COULDN'T BE USED TO HOLD AND MANIPULATE OBJECTS.GENETALIAWOOKIES HAVE NO ARMS.THEN EXPLAIN WHAT THOSE THINGS HANGING FROM CHEWBACA'S SHOULDERS ARE.
MALE WOOKIE GENETALIA ARE PREHENSILE AND CAN BE USED TO HOLD AND MANIPULATE OBJECTS
WHY DO YOU THINK HAN WARNED ABOUT WOOKIES RIPPING ARMS OFF WHEN THEY LOSE? ITS FOR MATING, THEY MATE WITH YOU THAT WAY