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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Euphemism Game
« on: October 17, 2012, 05:55:40 pm »
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45092
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Feudalism Rethought
« on: October 17, 2012, 05:55:01 pm »
Excellent...
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Endgame: Vaguely inspired by YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: October 17, 2012, 05:54:35 pm »
Changing class is a full-round action.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: RCAW: Tectonic plates stage - Heatwave
« on: October 17, 2012, 05:52:38 pm »
So we can move? Sweet.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: You are the villain--An RTD/Suggestion Type Game.
« on: October 17, 2012, 05:51:56 pm »
The nearest is the six-headed alien, who has five tentacles for limbs and cyan scales. You offer it [2v1] a nose that you pull out of your pocket.
"...And I can keep it?"
"Yes, of course!"
The alien grabs the nose with a large tentacle." Consider me yours."
"...And I can keep it?"
"Yes, of course!"
The alien grabs the nose with a large tentacle." Consider me yours."
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Be Minecraft
« on: October 17, 2012, 05:47:57 pm »
Ask for book.
Read book as I look around the village for anything else of use.
Wait, only Arctic Spiders have webs?
Read book as I look around the village for anything else of use.
Wait, only Arctic Spiders have webs?
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll To Dodge (Now with Mountains)
« on: October 17, 2012, 05:45:25 pm »
Carefully remove shrapnel from arm.
Look at what's left of the box.
"Oops..."
Look at what's left of the box.
"Oops..."
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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: October 17, 2012, 05:44:00 pm »Exactly how many times have we bodily assaulted you, despite our assertations to the contrary? You notice that I pretty constantly mention how I'm going to backstab Misko, right?I'm still pretty sure Xantalos sabotaged MechaHitler, but aside from that, there's that new guy last turn...
How about Pietates Sapiens, godly intelligence?
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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« on: October 17, 2012, 05:40:56 pm »Awesome. Take it....You're literally made of money...and you're planning the end of capitalism?
BECOME LESS WEAK.
BECOME CHARISMATIC LEADER.
INSPIRE REVOLUTIONARY FERVER IN POPULACES OF BOTH THE HUMANS AND DEMONS
LIGHT DOOMBURGER ON FIRE AS SIGN OF THE END OF CAPITALISM
STUMP-SPEECH SPINAL_TAPER AND DR.KONG INTO SUBMISSION.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Canada!
« on: October 17, 2012, 05:39:33 pm »
Oh, no...
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Feudalism Rethought
« on: October 17, 2012, 05:39:04 pm »
As mesor implied, I need herbs.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: October 17, 2012, 05:17:21 pm »Sweet.
Instead of the bonus, can I have your promise that no one in the Paladins will harm me unless I actively revolt against them? Or harm them first?
This. This is why I don't trust you. You're trying to hammer out a 'Let me stab you in the face once for free' agreement.
Am not! I'm trying to hammer out an "I won't die at the first company picnic" agreement.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« on: October 17, 2012, 05:10:35 pm »MORE MONEY TIME[6] You buy Flamey Joe's for only ℅1, but you also get its lawsuits, which are projected to cost somewhere from ℅10,000 to ℅75,000. [4-1] You get an offer to sell Flamey Joe's for -℅5,000. Do you want to take it?
BUY OUT THE COLLAPSING FLAMEY JOES FOR SUPER LOW PRICE.
TURN AROUND BUISNESS
SELL TO BUY MORE AWESOME FORM
...How can he take my house? I don't have a house.Your house is Mars. Check the character list occasionally.
JUST FUCKING KILL THAT CAPITALIST FILTH ALREADY. OPEN UP A CHASM BENEATH HIM, DROP HIM DOWN IT, SLAM IT SHUT. OPEN IT, AND SLAM IT SHUT AGAIN. THEN REPEAT THAT. THEN KEEP REPEATING IT.
[1] You eat garbage and throw up. [1] You shrink back to rat size.>RESPAWN AS DEMON
WAIT, I WASN'T DEAD
>EAT FLESH
>GROW
POSSESS THE SUN[1] You possess a speck of dust falling into the Sun. Respawn?
Kill the innocent, drain their souls into the blade.[5] You kill a thousand or so.
GM TURN:
Dr. Kong tries to get the demons to pay rent. [6] He is buried in Damned Souls.
The demons try to get rights to parts of Mars. [4v5] Dr. Kong's law-fu is stronger.
The colony branch of Doomburger [4] does well.
The moaivatars try to form a superhero team. [5] The League of Justice gets its space station, New Phobos, into orbit.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: October 17, 2012, 04:46:02 pm »
Sweet.
Instead of the bonus, can I have your promise that no one in the Paladins will harm me unless I actively revolt against them? Or harm them first?
Instead of the bonus, can I have your promise that no one in the Paladins will harm me unless I actively revolt against them? Or harm them first?
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Canada!
« on: October 17, 2012, 04:43:56 pm »
Yeah, Greenland isn't the issue if we nuke it. Remember the Cold War? The Russians still have nukes from that...