Bay 12 Games Forum

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on October 16, 2012, 10:52:30 pm

Quote from: misko27 on October 16, 2012, 10:46:58 pm

Quote from: Corai on October 16, 2012, 10:45:26 pm

Spoiler: HEY MISKO! (click to show/hide)

Quote from: misko27 on October 16, 2012, 03:13:30 pm

*Smoothes Hair back, Speaks in old, raspy-ish, Italian voice*

Welcome and hello. It has been some time since I have addressed some of you directly, and it will not be the last. For others this is just another Brief, but let me assure you, it is not a regular brief.

It is time that these people be taught a lesson.

I have decided that the Lichette must be taken out, quickly and decisively. The problem we have is she it heavily guarded, and quite powerful, and so we can't attack her without a massive prolonged war. Instead, we shall take a different route, Deception.

I am going to call peace talks. What she does not know is that I will kill her during them. She is too powerful to do so myself, so instead I will arange for a bomb to be smuggled in. I will go to the bathroom, and the bomb will go off. The signal for the bomb to go off must be remote-controlled, so I will give one of you a detonater. Meanwhile, others will be focused on other aspects, such as encouraging misdirection.

When I give the signal, you are to post a dummy action, whatever you want, and then PM Spinal_Taper a very specific action. To each of you I will give a different action, and you are to follow it to the letter.

Complete secrecy will be maintained, so that we cannot be compromised. All individuals will be given one and only one job. No one will know who they are working with. I will aid every action, indirectly, to avoid compromising myself. Following this, you may hear talk. it may be disloyal, It may be slanderous, but be aware, It is necessary. All official Instructions will come through this Channel and Anyone responding must reply directly to me. Any other comments, no matter what I say, are misdirection, unless they come through this channel.

My friends, Spinal has made a Grave error. He has insulted my honor. He believes that We cannot band together when necessary, and that we will be defeated by others. He is wrong. The Lichette and her team are disorganized, until my order goes out, all attempts are to be made to keep them as such. Traitors such as Greatwyrm Pollute our ranks, but they are to be left alone until after the Lichette is dead. Then, they will recieve their comuppence.

We are coming close to the moment of truth my friends. This time we will not fail because of a mistake.

Arrivederci.

*looked scared for a moment, actually read it, laughed.*
Search my suitcase then.

Actually, I think I'll use telepresence, and advise the romantics to do the same. Since a certain someone has threatened me with death, I'll make one for the lichette.

Again, this is falsified. I love doing this. Must find out who gave it out though. I have spy.

What, to read the post you posted to this thread?

Open competing chain which sells human flesh to demons. CALL IT: FLAMEY JOES.
Sell company.
Use cash to enhance current form.

[6] You open up a competing chain and get more orders than you could hope to fulfil on your current stock. Specifically, several million orders from zero stock. [5-1] Despite impediments from these demons, you manage to sell Flame Jokes for ℅1,000,000, which you are told is a large sum of money for demons. It seems to writhe in torment. [6] Oops, you are now a firey spirit infested with a million damned souls.

REFINE BLADE.

[4] Remember that blade the lich had at the start? You have it.

Bah. Create new army. This time of generic rock creatures. Make them mindless automatons that obey my orders without being able to rebel. Use them to wipe the CAPITALIST FILTH from my pristine world.

[5] You now have a horde of  earth mars elementals. [4v4,5] While they can't overwhelm Doomburger, they manage to partly deconstruct Flamey Joe's before the demons waiting for orders tears them apart.

Pull nuke from back pocket. Throw at army

[6] Ooh, what a pretty nuke...BOOM. Respawn?

Possess Mercury

[2] No such luck.

GM Turn:
Dr. Kong [5] successfully sues Mars for damages. Since Mars doesn't have any money, Dr. Kong takes his house and army.
[1] The demon running Flame Joe's goes bankrupt despite owning the most popular demonic eatery in the solar system, and the only one. The other demons [4] fan out, in search of humans to eat.
The Moaivatars [6] head to the irradiated area and gain superpowers.

I think I can trust Corai more than I can trust misko. Fair assumption, seeing as misko is kind of a demonic being...

Quote from: Corai on October 16, 2012, 10:45:26 pm

Spoiler: HEY MISKO! (click to show/hide)

Quote from: misko27 on October 16, 2012, 03:13:30 pm

*Smoothes Hair back, Speaks in old, raspy-ish, Italian voice*

Welcome and hello. It has been some time since I have addressed some of you directly, and it will not be the last. For others this is just another Brief, but let me assure you, it is not a regular brief.

It is time that these people be taught a lesson.

I have decided that the Lichette must be taken out, quickly and decisively. The problem we have is she it heavily guarded, and quite powerful, and so we can't attack her without a massive prolonged war. Instead, we shall take a different route, Deception.

I am going to call peace talks. What she does not know is that I will kill her during them. She is too powerful to do so myself, so instead I will arange for a bomb to be smuggled in. I will go to the bathroom, and the bomb will go off. The signal for the bomb to go off must be remote-controlled, so I will give one of you a detonater. Meanwhile, others will be focused on other aspects, such as encouraging misdirection.

When I give the signal, you are to post a dummy action, whatever you want, and then PM Spinal_Taper a very specific action. To each of you I will give a different action, and you are to follow it to the letter.

Complete secrecy will be maintained, so that we cannot be compromised. All individuals will be given one and only one job. No one will know who they are working with. I will aid every action, indirectly, to avoid compromising myself. Following this, you may hear talk. it may be disloyal, It may be slanderous, but be aware, It is necessary. All official Instructions will come through this Channel and Anyone responding must reply directly to me. Any other comments, no matter what I say, are misdirection, unless they come through this channel.

My friends, Spinal has made a Grave error. He has insulted my honor. He believes that We cannot band together when necessary, and that we will be defeated by others. He is wrong. The Lichette and her team are disorganized, until my order goes out, all attempts are to be made to keep them as such. Traitors such as Greatwyrm Pollute our ranks, but they are to be left alone until after the Lichette is dead. Then, they will recieve their comuppence.

We are coming close to the moment of truth my friends. This time we will not fail because of a mistake.

Arrivederci.

*looked scared for a moment, actually read it, laughed.*
Search my suitcase then.

Actually, I think I'll use telepresence, and advise the romantics to do the same. Since a certain someone has threatened me with death, I'll make one for the lichette.

Quote from: Hanslanda on October 16, 2012, 10:37:09 pm

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on October 16, 2012, 10:34:45 pm

Quote from: Wrex on October 16, 2012, 10:25:10 pm

I wonder what chaos god I most resemble...

Khorne. That is intended as a complement.

*Eye twitch* The word. The word is compliment.

His rage is a complement to yoour compliment.

Whoops, stupid auricle, no wait autocorrect. Don't you love technology?

Quote from: Xantalos on October 16, 2012, 10:17:34 pm

I get GWG, though.

I'll help. When I regenerate into Merlin.

Hey, don't I get a say in who bosses me ar...you're going to try and kill me.
May the record note that I was going to help the paladins out until I heard this. I'm open to peace talks, though.

I wonder what chaos god I most resemble...

Khorne. That is intended as a complement.

Quote from: Yoink on October 16, 2012, 10:30:35 pm

GOSH

YOU ARE BUYING INTO HIS GOD COMPLEX, TOO?

MAYBE HANS NOT ALWAYS RIGHT

We'll see.

BTW, Why do Drunks count as seperate entity? They are just supporting the Lich. But earning Bonus for it. Is Big Bullshit.

Especially since I am a moderate and the Head Moderate but get no bonus...

Alright...let's say 25 wood and 100 man/weeks for a small warship. Sound okay?