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Well, then magic which fixes limb loss would notably reduce DF's lethality if it was cheap/easy.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Word association game: Ten thousand
« on: October 15, 2012, 06:59:48 pm »
Actually possible

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Arena: An Arena RTD in an Arena
« on: October 15, 2012, 06:59:09 pm »
Name: The Rabid
Gender: Male
Age: 7
Starting Weapon: Teeth
Ability: Is a wolf (see below for suggestions on what this means)
Appearance: Looks like a wolf. There is a good reason for this.
Brief Biography: The Rabid was captured just for this tournament.
Hit Points: 20/20

Wolf Traits:
Cannot use weapons, armor, or other gear
Cannot speak or participate in alliances
+1 to using teeth as weapons and to dodging
If hit points are used, teeth do about as much damage as a moderately good melee weapon.
+5 hit points
+1 to detecting things with scent
Allies self with wolves easily

Sounds good?

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll To Dodge (Now with Mountains)
« on: October 15, 2012, 06:55:21 pm »
(( Not for about 10 years. ))

No, they have hands and claws. Think of it sorta like really long, strong nails. Sorta like Wolverine, but without the silly costumes.

They still have fingers and hands, so Trolls can still hold weapons/pick locks/do other stuffs, but they just also have very rapidly growing claw-nail things. I'm talking about growing an inch a day, though it tapers off when they reach four or so inches.

I didn't add it because it seemed too overpowered, but Trolls DO have extreme regeneration abilities. They can heal lost arms, legs, heads...Only thing that will stop the regeneration of a certain part is fire.
And acid.

Anyhoo, open box. Try to find flammable materials.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« on: October 15, 2012, 06:48:48 pm »
Set various things on fire, GAIN MOAR POWA!
[3] You set the Doomburger on fire, but it doesn't catch. Dr. Kong threatens to sue you for attempted damages. Oops...

Posess Europa
[1] You shift your consciousness to a speck of dust near Mercury.

Offer the Moaivatars the rulership of Ceres in exchange for crushing the CAPITALIST FILTH.
[6] You do. After Dr. Kong smashes 153 of them, someone points out that you don't actually own Ceres and have no way of getting them there. The Moaivatars return to striking.

Obtain abilities.
[3] You gain the ability to summon a blade which kinda sucks souls. Maybe you should improve it.

GM TURN:
Dr. Kong [2] summons a moody paralegal, then tosses her out.
The cashier reaches the last human colony. [5] Soon, a Doomburger is made there.
The demons [2] provide food for the new demand for Doomburgers.
The Moaivatars continue striking, except for a couple hundred who offer to help rebuild Doomburger.

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DF Suggestions / Re: Off-screen hunting
« on: October 15, 2012, 06:48:06 pm »
I would like to point out that many societies did die out of over-hunting local wildlife. Not ones of only 100-200, tops, unless they were on unusually small islands.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: October 15, 2012, 06:15:02 pm »
Granted, it can be done by plants for free.
To be cheaper, it needs to be less expensive than it is currently.

You are fired from your job, Shadow.

I wish someone would corrupt my actual wish, not a similar-sounding one.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: October 15, 2012, 06:12:27 pm »
More likely, Xantalos is an Obrynth, the original owners of the Abyss. They bugged out for the Far realms at some point, although a few of them, like Dagon, remain.
STOP WITH THE REFERENCES I DON'T KNOW.
D&D* in various editions. I'm not sure what the Obrynth are, so they're probably from 4th Edition.
*You know, THE role playing game?

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Okay people, we need to fight hard here. Is very large battle time. Wrex, go and kill some bastards. Xantalos, stop being a evil fetus and attack Yoink. He is annoying. Hans, Focus on GreenstarFanatic. Kills him, Makes him Pay.

EVERYONE ELSE, KILL THE ENEMY!
I would, but I need to get Greenstar to stop personally hating me and for some crazy guy to not kill me.
No offense, but you are trying to kill me.

More likely, Xantalos is an Obrynth, the original owners of the Abyss. They bugged out for the Far realms at some point, although a few of them, like Dagon, remain.

And now GWG is trying to spread dissension in our ranks by turning us against Xantalos. Typical Lawful Good, trying to exploit the nature of Evil teams to work against them.
It won't work, we're too chaotic for you.
That wasn't me!
And I'm only trying to turn you against the omnicidal guys. You know, the guys who want to destroy reality?
I'm trying to bribe some of you away from Xantalos.


On that note, misko: what would it take to get you to stop killing me and to fire Xantalos? Two powerful robots? A portal to the Nine Hells of Baator? What?
Oh, and the Nine Hells are the plane with beings most like misko, as of 3.5 D&D.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Logic!(D&D, 3.5e-ish)
« on: October 15, 2012, 06:01:02 pm »
Agreed. I'd probably rather play a high-quality FATAL campaign than a horrible D&D campaign.
I admit that I know little about FATAL...
Honestly, if you knew anything about FATAL, you wouldn't be saying that. In fact, you would do anything in exchange for all copies to always stay at least 7 miles away from you.
Well, I assume that it is redeemable by a good GM. And some sanity,

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Velociraptor
« on: October 15, 2012, 05:58:31 pm »
Swallow fat. Take another bite.

Charlie, what are you doing?

Swallow bite, stealthily follow Charlie.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: October 15, 2012, 05:52:46 pm »
...Oh, crap.
Changing action.
I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND BURN YOU LIKE A PIG!

But not yet. There are more relevant things to be done.
Step one: Defeat Lichette
Step two: Holy shit? We really managed to kill her? Uh... Good for us, I guess.
Step three: Horrible horrible things for GWG.

Kill the boss first, the transparent turncoat later.
Would I be so stupid as to go against my word and reprogram MechaHitler without adding basic encryption? There's no way I'd...wait.
I think I was framed.

Xantalos wants to rule reality, which conflicts with misko's goal to bring his kind of peace to the universe, right? What if Xantalos hacked the MechaHitler? Maybe misko should do a deeper diagnostic check...

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You wake up in a white room
« on: October 15, 2012, 05:46:44 pm »
Don't kill the cat, not worth the stress.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The League--A Superhero Roleplay
« on: October 15, 2012, 05:34:07 pm »
[I assume I can still jump in yes?]

The police officer who escorted the Light back to his Squad car continually made annoyed grunts as he mumbled to himself. Once they were inside the squad car the man started yelling "I told you to behave yourself! I specifically said Do not get into trouble! The first thing you do is blow up a hospital!? Merde... My friend you are an imbecile!" removing his disguise the Shadow melded back into his true form "What's worse is that they know you've escaped before! Bah you are an idiot. This is the last time I will save you. I want no more heroics from you unless I say otherwise got it?"
"Hey, it was an accident! Seriously, why does no one care that it was an accident?"

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR/YOU AT FINAL BOSS: OOC THREAD
« on: October 15, 2012, 05:30:43 pm »
...Oh, crap.
Changing action.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« on: October 15, 2012, 05:29:16 pm »
MECHA-DRAGON. CPU, NOT BRAIN. ALSO, THE NEW GLaDos.

MAKE TRANSMOGRIFIER. TEST TRANSMOGRIFIEER ON USELESS TEST SUBJECT. NOT CHELL. IF IT WORKS, GIVE TO GREENSTARFANATIC AND WARN HIM NOT TO USE IT WHILE PREGNANT. Where did those come from? Well, misko's after me, so LOCK DOORS WHILE MISKO IS SCREWING WITH LICHETTE.
NOT LITERALLY SCREWING, OF COURSE.
IF THERE IS TIME, MAKE, TEST, AND DELIVER TRANSMOGRIFIER.


Since Spinal_Taper says being a mecha-dragon far from the lichette doesn't help, reactivate personality cores and reboot.

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