Create Avatar. Use Avatar to punch Dr. Kong in the face for polluting my pristine world with CAPITALIST FILTH WORDS.
[1] You create a guy with an ugly green-and-red suit and a dagger, who becomes the cashier at Dr. Kong's restaurant.
ESTABLISH SUN RELIGION, SPREAD
USE BELIEVERS TO GAIN POWER
SMITE DEMONS
[2] None of the demons are interested in your religion. Sorry.
Let my rage burn with the wrath of one thousand suns, before assaulting the demons!
[5] Oh, boy, here we go. Your wrath kinda burns you into a lichy husk, but you devastate many a demon before your power fades.
>HARVEST TOEJAM FROM BIG PEOPLE
>ABSORB NUTRIENTS
>GROW
>ALSO SEDUCE SPINAL
[4] You harvest toe jam. It is disgusting. [2] You can't bring yourself to eat it. [2] You remain the same size. [4-1] Despite being a rat-sized Willosaur who smells like feet, you befriend Spinal_Taper. Spinal, you now have a minion.
JUMP IN AND HELP YOINK DO...WHATEVER.
I'll have you help...[3] his 3rd action. Yoink grows to cat size.
GM Turn:
The demons start chanting.
Dr. Kong files a lawsuit against Spinal_Taper. [4] Spinal, if you don't want to risk criminal charges or something, you'd better come up with 50,000,000 Doomburgers' worth of demonflesh or cash. It's $1.50 per Doomburger.
