May 9, 2024: The May '24 Report is up.
News: April 23, 2024: Dwarf Fortress 50.13 has been released.
News: February 4, 2021: Dwarf Fortress Talk #28 has been posted.
News: November 21, 2018: A new Threetoe story has been posted.
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I will forever after be checking Wrex’s posts for hidden text.
Indeed you will.
Who got who?
Got'cha.
Crack is whack yo'.
They see me trollin', they hatin'...
Ten points if you find all three hidden messages.
Oh, reeally?Dirg or lichette? Lichette is MINE.Sounds... well, tasty until the worming part.CALAMARI THAT WORMS IT'S WAY INTO EVERY CREVICE OF YOUR BODY AND TRANSMUTES YOUR FLESH INTO NERVE ENDINGS SET PERMANENTLY IN THE 'PAIN' POSITION. SO YES.NO, YOU WOULD MAKE IT TASTE LIKE CALAMARI.PREPARE A ROMANTIC MEAL FOR LICHETTE AND ATTEND PICNIC WITH HER.POSSESS MEAL
FATALLY POISON LICHETTE AND DIRG
Oh, and you had best nit steal my kill...
...[6-1] Give it a few years and hope the natives don't go extinct.
Attempt to initiate terraforming. Again. If that fails, form half of the Martian surface into a giant face.
NEVER RESPAWN. NEVER!!!!!!![1] You respawn as a Small Fire Elemental. [2] Your whup-ass is ineffective.
Hmm, I'm in the sun ehh?
CREATE SUN AVATAR ON MARS TO DISH OUT WHUP-ASS ONTO NON-BELIEVERS.
Use magic fairy powers to grant everyone 1 wish! In exchange for their soul.[3] Deal open. Anyone want to take it? First come, only served!
Accelerate[2] Nope.
>EAT[6] You gore yourself on flat cats and get a stomachache. [2-1] You shrink from large-cat size to about rat-size. [4] You learn how to survive and thrive despite being puny.
>GROW
>LEARN
Sounds... well, tasty until the worming part.CALAMARI THAT WORMS IT'S WAY INTO EVERY CREVICE OF YOUR BODY AND TRANSMUTES YOUR FLESH INTO NERVE ENDINGS SET PERMANENTLY IN THE 'PAIN' POSITION. SO YES.NO, YOU WOULD MAKE IT TASTE LIKE CALAMARI.PREPARE A ROMANTIC MEAL FOR LICHETTE AND ATTEND PICNIC WITH HER.POSSESS MEAL
FATALLY POISON LICHETTE AND DIRG
Both, in my experience.Don't they usually engrave vermin that someone they have a grudge on dislikes?I once had a bug where the engraver liked the same thing he disliked, which meant he engraved rats or whatever it was all over the place which gave him bad thoughts.Actually, dwarves normally engrave pictures of things they dislike. Maybe they're trying to get over it?
There is something more depressing about this too. with the creation of quantum computers, philosophers now think that there is a possibility that we might be living in a simulation. I know it sounds crazy but think about it carefully: If quantum computers have the potential to be this powerful, then it is possible they can create artificial intelligence in a simulation. And these computers also have the possibility to simulate entire universes.I think it's conventional wisdom around here that our world has a good chance of being a DF (or equivalent) world where the dwarves and other sources of magic disappeared, like in the Age of Fairy Tales one sometimes reaches.
